I don't understand how someone was in Coast a month ago, akaenda Naivasha 2 weeks ago halafu this weekend ako Diani. Is it me who is looking for money in the wrong places or what, like seriously😭
Girls who used to rock these in primary were untouchable, with their Hannah Montana bag packs and Barbie pencil case. Saa hii wote ni walevi na wanapenda Gilbeys
Nairobi mtu ni wako mkiwa na yeye😂 jana night we left our boy's babe cooling off in the digo at like midnight cause she was too lit to go out, came back at 4am to find her with her ex in bed😭😭 man I'm still in disbelief. What a queen
Have you ever called someone but the whole time in your head you're just like "Please don't pick up, please don't pick up" cause you want to look like you made the effort of calling but you really don't want to talk?
I don't know who needs to hear this but, stop going for girls way out of your league then you start hating on them after you get rejected. Ni poa kujijua, stay in your lane
Mimi btw if my pops looted public funds halafu mkuje kwa timeline kuongea shit I’d be unbothered as fuck, I don’t think nimewahi ona rich kid yeyote akibishana na ma commoner hapa Twitter. Wanakuwanga tu pale Snapchat popping Belaires and eating your women on a daily basis
Jealousy will finish most of you, kabla mjue Kahush ni mtoi wa Mutahi Kagwe mlikuwa mnaimba Mi Siwezi kwa club na pschye but after y’all found out your perception on his music changed??? Mnakuwanga aje surely, hii maisha haitaki makasiriko btw
I really wonder how it feels being financially free, like when money is not a determining factor in anything you decide to do. I aspire that for myself in this life, one day..
Coast babes in the club move different walahi😂 small small eye contact & they approach you like "So utanilipa pesa ngapi niende na wewe leo" brooo tulia bana, first of all unanuka jasho😭
I don’t know who needs to hear this but she doesn’t want your money bro. She wants your time, effort, loyalty, passion, honesty and for her to be your number 1 priority
I feel like ghosting is so immature, just tell me you don’t want my stories anymore and tell me why and I’ll back off. I wouldn’t want to have to question myself about it daily on why you left, we’re grown speak the fuck up
Fellas, lemme just make it clear to you right now that I will make one of your girlfriends cheat on you tomorrow at Sauti Sol, don't say I didn't warn you
I don't care if we ended on bad terms, if you're ever in an emergency or serious problem feel free to call me but just know I won't pick up, tf I look like? Keep the same energy bro
I love a girl who doesn’t have that group mentality, a girl who can make her own decisions without being influenced by her friends. Those are keepers❤️
Your penis is always small after the breakup. It was fine for the 3 years we were together. You're saying you enjoyed a toothpick for a 1000 days? The jokes write themselves.