Y'all realize that we carry our condoms in our Wranglers, right?

@BaylorGhost @PolitiBunny Meet sis

@BaylorGhost @PolitiBunny Definitely a product of momma and uncle daddy.

@awstar11 I'll hold my breath.

@BattleByrd Which is when you explain the 15% PITA TAX, or the possibility of a 5% NAPITA DISCOUNT. Absolute Truth. CA Contractor License Board may've inquired. *Pain In The Ass *Not A PITA

@LuckyMcGee Doesn't require an engineering degree.

@OrdnancePackard Beyond redemption.

@wontonimobae @stevensongs A ten minute detailed recipe/story culminating with," So then ya set the whole pan, possum and fixin's,in the winder for ten minutes to let the meat rest in prep'ration for carvin', and ten minutes later,ya flip the whole mess off the sill to the hounds."I'd give $$ to hear it 1X

@wontonimobae @stevensongs You absolutely HAD to hear it from her telling a cousins new Yankee wife .🤠🤣🤣🥰

@cattlemanON I swear, around here they wait to show themselves til you're pissin'.🤣

@dedwoodmarshul Antibiotic and microwave resistant,even.

@Silverback375 @kimmie_c_ Now you know ONE thing about her.🤦‍♂️

@BattleByrd Removing the overflow pipe was a stroke of genius. No more water over the top, probably a hole in the subfloor anyhow 🤠

@RealBrysonGray Jesus was omniscient. Pretty sure you ain't.

@BaylorGhost @Bill10004 That's her offhand. Thang eats coyotes,which is what it's for.🤠

@BovodioToad Few years ago I saw a F-35 doing that in racetrack pattern, figured they were burning off fuel for some reason. That night I heard Luke was "training Saudi royals".🤷‍♂️

@kimmie_c_ We will not inquire as to whether they're behaving as if the Titans are closing in on the championship.

@PolitiBunny @BillMelugin_ More like a tapeworm. Parasites.

@BaylorGhost @Bill10004 Like my mini14, but wife loves it. She gets consistent < 3" or less groups with whatever ya feed it once I put some silver solder on the mags and filed some.

@braxton_mccoy @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl I'd be willing to go to their house and track 🐂&🐎💩 all over the carpet. I'm kinda an expert. Maybe slap em with a switch, scratch and sniff.🤷‍♂️