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Lmaooo that’s how they sent IG abi COP and Deputy to my church yesterday to tell us not to protest because although economy is tough, God will provide for us according to His riches in glory.
I think that was the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen in church
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…because are you saying your daddy is better than my own daddy or how?👀
Fr though, why is it father’s name vs husband’s name?
It doesn’t make a huge difference, if the agenda that wants to be pushed is “Shebi it’s all men’s names at the end of the day.”
But if two of us have father’s names, how come his father’s name is his name but my own
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@RuthAkawe1
@blvck_Witch
Osheyy Ruth of the House Abokuku, the First of Her Name, The Burnt, Queen of Dodo, Khaleesi of the Great Dodo Kingdom, Lady Regent of the Seven dodo Kingdoms of Twitter, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Reptiles. I bend the knee😩🙌
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@Mfon_Abasii
@lifeofdhayvid
Baby in the DM, daddy in the group chat, rub his head well😂🤭 collect your money!!😂
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@lolaloveandart
Somehow somehow even amongst educated ones, there’s still the bias that “women ought to be seen and not heard” so anything other than a solemn look on a woman when she’s not being spoken to, most often irks them.
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From fake news to we weren’t there to “he sent us” to “we didn’t shoot” and now “we shot but blank bullets?”
When are you people telling us what you did with the dead bodies??
P.s: you see that pressure?? Apply it!!!
#EndSARS
Lekki Shooting: Army Used Blank Bullets, Says Former Spokesman Usman
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“I’m a humanist. I don’t like the tag feminist”
Interviewer: ah sorry
😂😂😂
On this week’s
#ZikokoLoveLife
, Obinna (25) and Comfort (22) talk about bonding over their shared interest in ministry, arguing about feminism and deciding to wait till 30 to have their first child.
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@ThoughtsZinny
@thepamilerin
Its cheap?? Over 8.6 million Nigerians are living in EXTREME poverty so many people still cant afford it
Apart from been a keyboard warrior what else have you done for humanity??😩😩
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@rapturabl_saint
@thechieftweet
@Bubee_O
You're pained cause people celebrate their wins??😩 You're so bitter and I pray you get the healing you need. Shalom🤗
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@NoHanol
@cheflit
@_guaddd_
@Simply_Paxton
@winnebagotruth
@abike1999
@ifeolunu
@flourishblkgirl
Please notify me when he does reply
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When they got off the podium, pastor took mic and said “they said if you want to protest, protest peacefully but if you’re not sure you should protest, stay home”
The whole church erupted into laughter😂😂
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It’s giving “Big brother I hope you can see o”
Lauren James is sent off after stamping on Michelle Alozie 😬
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Heat for inter house sports, new rule was that no one was allowed to do more than 3 races so our superstar had to forfeit 400m.Oya who else can run?
Nobody wanted to volunteer. I got upset in my spirit! What the hell?!What’s there?!
“I will do it”
Brethren…I had never done it
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@rapturabl_saint
@thechieftweet
@Bubee_O
No one asked for you cv dorlinnn😩 Stop crying in my mentions, you'll be fine🙄
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You’re very brave wow. Wipe somebody’s face in the person’s own home?? Godspeed to you🤭
For my fellow MUAs, please next time you find out such, let them know your rates for that look, and they should pay immediately. If they refuse, use micellar water and clean the makeup. Refund their money let them go look for someone else🙄🙄
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Okay let’s pretend that you manage to get their approval to marry.
Time for wedding planning and you’re seated with matriarch and event planner. They’re allocating tables and what not for guests. Attendance is strictly by invitation, it’s purely for the 1% of the 1%
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After receiving a dozen No’s, I finally got accepted for an internship ☺️
Announce your wins, help clear the TL of negativity.
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So this guy was playing Peruzzi's 'nana' and all the guys harmonizing the chorus like it's some kind of acapella🔥🔥
Hey Goddddd😩😩❤
#BarbersshopChronicles
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So he could do this since and he didn’t? Vote him outtttt
Desmond Elliot has donated transformer to his constituents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he really upgraded from building toilets to this !!! Obidients press their neck harder
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You can play with the boys, sit with the boys, act like the boys, follow the entire bro code, alter your entire life to fit in with the boys yet YOU WILL NEVER be one of the boys🫵
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See how I’ve not screamed at zenith bank in a while now?
Wonder working opayyyy>>>>>>
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I’m happy that all of us have finally agreed that Feminism is fighting for ONLY women’s rights. Enough of that other stupid nonsense posturing you people have been doing since
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@gidiolalekan
@EndoniN10
@henry_kingin
@hamedade2000
@MeetMrAhmeed
@GREATGRAYClOUS
🎵Your name is Yahweh🎶
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@thobyiano
@TheMikiiz
Many people probably wont notice till an hour later cause phone first before saying a "good morning " to anyone 😂😂
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We are fighting for our lives
This election is serious because how can you come to polling unit with your drip kini?😂😂😂
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Is social studies no longer compulsory in this country?!
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@ConfisioFits_
@SavvyRinu
Omo it really felt like they were laughing in our faces and daring us to do our worst. Everybody was just exchanging glances to be sure we were hearing correctly
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Alas, we have a comprehension problem on +234 twitter because what are these ridiculous takes you people are inferring from this tweet?
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@Supaseg44
One girl was celebrating her perfect CGPA from Convenant. You need to see the bitter reply I saw😩
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Time for emotional support when your life is falling apart, ChuChu will be first choice.
Emotional trauma dumping ground
Emotional support customer care
Time for jaiye, ChuChu will be conveniently forgotten “oh I didn’t know you were interested”
It is well🙏
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@Supaseg44
But these students read now
They don't just walk into the cafeteria and order for certificates
Why is it so hard to let them breathe?? Tohh!!😩😩
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This same twitter that people are dragging themselves everyday is where people are meeting better connect
Hay God😢😎😎
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Dear protesters,
Please do not leave your houses with
#EndSarz
written on your shirts, do not go back home with shirts bearing the hashtags. We are fighting animals not humans ejorr!!
#EndSarsNow
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@iChopTweets
Until you tell her you bought iPhone X 25k and she gives you money to buy for her😩😭
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This August, I began learning to use my privilege as long as no one gets hurt. There’s no prize for sufferhead🙏
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Egg is now 100 naira and will soon be 150 naira. Go get your PVC!!!!!!
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“I marked your scripts and most of you wrote the same thing”
Is it not the same thing you taught all of us?
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Your eyes will peel and you’ll probably be unable to tell anybody because you’re crying inside Bugatti🤧
If you’re not old money and you marry into old money, you’ll regret your existence.
You think this is Gu Jun Pyo or Boys over flowers?
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Dear Lord Jesus please give us the Grace not to become the things we criticise😩
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@makmang_apphia
Haaa
My pastor knew better
When they got off the podium, pastor took mic and said “they said if you want to protest, protest peacefully but if you’re not sure you should protest, stay home”
The whole church erupted into laughter😂😂
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@Bubee_O
Yet, the court must be satisfied that the incapacity is not curable by medical treatment or that the defect can only be remedied by an operation that may be dangerous to life.
Also, If that party refuses to submit to medical exam, then it is voidable - Akpan V. Akpan
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@ogieva_
@wittygem1
"For the thoughts I have of you are of good and not of evil to give you an expected end" Jer.29:11
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They increased shuttle money from 20 naira to 30 naira and only that 10 naira extra made lots of people trek that bus drivers had to collect 50 naira for 2 people that year, but you urchin thinks 150k a session is “not bad” for poverty capital of the world?!!
Anuohia!!!
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See!!!
If you want to contest any election in your father’s state, you’ll hear “..but she has married out nau”, if you go to your husband’s state, they’ll say “go back to where you’re from”
A woman has no name. A Nigerian woman has no state of origin
Crazy
You people are arguing surnames, as married woman in Nigeria, you no get state of origin 😅
You're not from your father's side because you're married, you're not from your husband's side because you're married to him
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@thediary_keeper
The ONLY person under his authority was the seller, not the people who received the goods because he conducted business with only the seller. The rest were mere third parties who had no right to alter any of the provisions of the said contract
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Asking to see a child you insisted should be aborted is crazy, demanding to be allowed to be a father to said child is ridiculous, alleging you were used as a sperm donor when you CLEARLY expressly and by conduct, showed you wanted nothing to do with mother and child is insanity
If it goes to court, it’s your brother that will go to jail if she can prove that he asked her to abort it.
Also, custody battles are long, expensive and bloody. If she can prove that he abandoned her throughout the pregnancy, your bro no really get leg like that.
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Dear you,
You cannot smart money woman yourself out of this damn inflation. If you see it and like it, you better pay for it immediately. If your money is not complete, make a down payment and seal it at the price you’re seeing it for. Yesterday’s price is not today’s price🙏
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More of this please
This family in India decided to go and take their daughter alive , hale and hearty , because they don’t want to pick her in a body bag 🙌🙌🙌
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@thecindynoir
Even if they’re saying he didn’t pay for it, it’s his day, he gets to be particular about what he wants especially when she asked what his preference was. That extra was unnecessary and unfair to him. If she wanted vanilla that bad, she should’ve baked 2 cakes
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@TheChibuogwu
@TheIgboWolf
Uber? What’s that?
(You’re struggling to understand how someone doesn’t know what that is in 2023)
“It’s a ride hailing app ma”
You mean like a cab? Why do you even have that on your phone? Is it safe? My driver will drop you off and I insist. Can’t have my guests doing that
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