Clown Baby 🃏
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(cuh/cuz) Washed & retired hooper. I’m closer to Scalabrine than you are to me #WCT
Somewhere smoking bunnies
Joined May 2013
2008 Celtics were the greatest team of all time, & there’s just no debate. That team won a championship with Doc Rivers as a head coach. No team has ever done that, & no other team ever could.
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Bill Russell played in 10 Game 7s. Didn’t lose a single fucking one.
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I want Xavier Tillman to move into Al Horford’s crib… eat what that man eats, do what that man does, become him.
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Quick reminder: Jayson Tatum has more playoff wins in his 7 year career (68) than the New York Knicks have in the last 30 years (64).
Couldn’t bare to have tatum’s ugly face on my cover, so I printed off my own 😮💨
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In 2022, Celtics swept the superteam Nets, then beat the Bucks & the devil magic Heat, before losing in the Finals to a top 15 player ever. The narrative wasn’t “they did great despite a hard road”, it was “they just can’t get the job done”, so miss me with this “easy ring” shit.
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The entire NBA champion Boston Celtics roster looking at Oshae Brissett right now
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Asked my wife what her favorite defensive strategy was & she said 3-2 zone & not scram switch
“Even dating a pretty girl gets boring after a while if she can’t guard anybody,” - Rick Carlisle, out of context, about his team.
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Is Jayson Tatum, who has back to back 1st team all-NBA, most points ever in a game 7, most points in the playoffs in their first 6 years, led a team to a Finals before turning 25, has his own shoe & lots of commercials, top 3 jersey sales, & finished top 5 MVP a superstar? Idk.
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Jayson Tatum has 2 more technical fouls than Draymond Green btw. MORE THAN DRAYMOND GREEN.
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It took exactly one game to go from “Celtics ring was too easy, doesn’t count, fraudulent, no one cares” to “the NBA has to step in to stop them”. You look stupid.
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Remember when Warriors players and wives called Celtics fans classless for saying “fuck you Draymond” lmao.
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Joel Embiid finished 14th in free throw attempts this season despite only playing 39 games lol.
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Jayson Tatum has more career playoff points than Joel Embiid & Luka Doncic combined btw.
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Over the last 8 years of his career, Udonis Haslem played a total of 737 minutes. For reference, Luke Kornet played 804 minutes…last year. Luke Kornet played more last year than Haslem did in 8 YEARS COMBINED.
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Ime knows a healthy Robert Williams is the only reason the “Ime’s a good coach” narrative is alive.
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Joel Embiid has 16 on 43% shooting & is -15. What do you mean he’s gotten the better of Horford, Doris?.
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Broke: Celtics had the easiest championship run ever. Woke: Celtics were always going to have an easy ring regardless of who they played.
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This is man’s LinkedIn pic… getting a job was never an option lmao
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Paul Pierce was stabbed 11 times & still played 82 games, gave LeBron problems, got fired for having strippers & blow, & is fucking hilarious. I don’t understand all the hate he gets. He’s an icon lol.
Paul Pierce:. “I got something that can fix the Clippers. if the Clippers hire Lil Baby as an assistant coach then they're gonna go somewhere.”. (via @shobasketball,
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The only reason Tatum isn’t universally accepted in Jokic/Giannis/Luka talks isn’t about the “superteam”. It’s that he has the stupidest shot profile of any top 10 player by a wide margin.
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The goal post of “do something. anything. in the playoffs” has never moved.
Joel Embiid…. The dude is generational, yet people will move ANY goal post they possible can to hate on him!
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I’m cool w/calling the Celtics a superteam. But if you’re going to call them that then you have to reward them like they are. Every superteam (KD Warriors, Heatles, Big 3 Celtics) had 3 things in common: 1 top 5 MVP, 2 all-NBA, 3 all-stars minimum. ‘24 Celtics have none of that.
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Xavier Tillman 8th best rim defender in the NBA this year & the best last year.
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@HPbasketball - all star in Atlanta.- all star in Boston.- OKC had to send him home because he was helping win too many games.- great in Boston again.
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I think Tatum can win the MVP… the way to beat the Celtics is switch everything and make Tatum beat you… you cannot blitz, trap, or double Tatum or you’re in rotation. Good coaches will figure out that’s your best chance. So it’s Tatum in whatever matchup he wants. Good luck.
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Udonis Haslem wearing his jersey more in retirement than he did when he was on the team 🤣🤣🤣.
Udonis Haslem apologizes to Bill Russell’s family but refuses to apologize to Boston . "I've got a lot of love and respect for Bill Russell, so as a man, if I came off wrong, I apologize. You Boston MFers—f**k you.". (🎥 @theOGsShow /
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Regardless of whether you think Joe Mazzulla is a good coach or not, I think we can all agree he’s easily the coolest coach in the NBA. He’s a goddam psycho & I love it.
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Has anyone noticed when you fairly criticize Tatum, other Celtics fans are chill about it… but when you fairly criticize Jaylen… watch out.
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@LilCorn3x In a vacuum sure… but heliocentric hoops never does anything, & the defensive impact between them is extreme. That puts them in the same conversation. Choose who you want, but there’s a rational argument for either one.
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Jrue playing on the Bucks: This shit sucks, I’m going to retire early. Jrue playing on the Celtics: I’m so happy to sign a 4 year extension to play for this team.
Jrue Holiday saying this was a good enough reason for the Bucks to trade him 🤷♂️
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@HPbasketball Celtics win a close game & you never hear a word about it. Celtics lose a close game & it’s the leading story. 3rd best crunch time team in the NBA.
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@DonnyG12345 @IraHeatBeat @AllUCanHeat1 But not like that? Bam has never set a legal screen in his life, so that’s literally a foul & turnover every possession. Tatum doesn’t carry, Brown does push off, Smart’s “fouls” aren’t things refs would call because every defender would be called for a foul every possession.
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Incredible how many people ran to the replies to say “looks the same”… congratulations you snitched on yourself for not knowing ball.
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Dame has had a crazy tour this year. Don’t worry about running out of tickets, there’s lots of stops:. 2/12 Atlanta.3/16 Indianapolis.3/17 Chicago.4/12 Oklahoma City.4/15 Detroit.4/18 Chicago.5/13 Denver.5/14 Charlotte.5/15 Brooklyn.5/16 Houston.5/17 Orlando.5/18 Salt Lake City.
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Does Ime Udoka have incriminating evidence on Celtics fans? What has he done to earn your loyalty? He was dogshit in the playoffs. Dogshit. Got outcoached by every coach whose name wasn’t Steve Nash. Let me remind you Mike fucking Budenholzer was one of the coaches.
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@72Chelsea72 Allen Iverson, Charles Barkley, Steve Nash, D Rose, Jokic, Embiid, Jimmy Butler, Harden, Westbrook were never superstars? What about guys like KG who didn’t a ring until years after getting MVP? He wasn’t a superstar? Weird hill to be willing to die on.
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Out of all of the great moves Brad Stevens has made. Not resigning Evan Fournier is an extremely underrated one.
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If the NBA uses the Tatum dunk as promo when they gave him a technical for it I’m going to riot in the streets.
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@Lfcolaaaa @KendrickPerkins Facts, the only thing Tatum was better at tonight was scoring, shooting, passing, rebounding, defense, & winning… but other than that, yeah, Dame for sure.
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Celtics won a ring despite:.- shooting well below average from 3.- missing an all-star level player for most of it.- their best player completely forgetting how to shoot the ball. They still went 16-3 & the entire 8 man rotation is back next year. Good luck.
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Whenever anyone tries to discredit Bill Russell’s 11 rings, they always bring up that there were only 8 teams. So, I combined current NBA into those 8 franchises to see the compression of talent stacked onto those 8 teams. You tell me if it’s easier to win a ring. (a thread).
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The free league pass is actually just Jayson Tatum laundering money.
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@Schoolofhoops17 Everyone’s entitled to their opinion on what a superstar is. Yours is stupid. But you’re still entitled to it.
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I’m at least 120% sure Joe would beat tf out of any NBA head coach if pressed.
Things getting chippy?. Darko Rajakovic and the Raptors appear to take exception with the Celtics' decision to call a coach's challenge in a blowout.
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It might be even worse than that, because I know Tatum’s had a couple techs reversed by league (not sure w/Draymond).
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@dancingqueen_11 I can say that because I watched. Bucks weren’t touching the Celtics last year & I think you know that; maybe this year, who knows… Wolves didn’t have near the offense to compete. Nuggets would have been the only real challenge, but smart money would still be on C’s.
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@HoopSocialDraft I have terrible news… he wasn’t a great defender in Boston lol… he has very specific matchups that he’s elite at, but outside of those matchups, he’s not that guy.
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@JaysGotNext Weekly reminder that just because someone was good at ball, doesn’t mean they know ball.
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@RedactedIguana The off the dribble/stepback 3s are important, but he’s taking 9 a game right now. It’s how he settles especially against inferior defenders. Would love to see him cut it down to 5ish a game and drive the rest.
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@PaulTweetsRIP Tatum is too good for this. This is for players on the fringe of making Olympic team trying to boost status. Tatum is an Olympic lock.
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@peta @LewisHamilton I’m sure Sir Lewis Hamilton would like to ask why you kill so many animals?
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@ssyriek @ben__America I’m curious to see if you can show me 1 single game that Isaiah Thomas & Jayson Tatum played together. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
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@GusGreen18 @_JasonLT You mean Finals MVP Jaylen Brown? Is that who you’re referring to? The Finals MVP?.
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We’re really doing the “world champion” thing again? Tell Panathinaikos to lace em up and try to not lose by 80.
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I might be a Joe believer. I thought his growth from last year to this year was incredible, but this playoff run has been something else.
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Can I say something about Tony Snell w/out everyone getting mad?. He’s made $52M over his career, his wife posts nothing but shopping trips to Paris to buy designer bags & clothes constantly, he has 2 nannies, & he’s currently in the G League averaging 4pts a game… I do not care.
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All I’m saying is, you can watch a game with a blindfold on. but always know exactly when Melo gets a rebound.
Who has the most recognizable voice in NBA history?.
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Celtics fans confuse me man. You want John Collins all of a sudden after watching him get 11/4/1 on 43/34% while being baby fed by Trae & you want to pay $25M for that?.
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People talking about Celtics having the easiest path of all time, acting like Boston wasn’t going to walk to the Finals regardless.
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