🇺🇦Lawyer. Cooks! Ordained Minister. Enlightened, secular humanist.💙 Fluent in dog and duck. I pick fights and I cuss: Fuck the NRA!
#BLM
Mexican food slut.
What is everyone's trick for remembering if you took your meds that day. I am NOT going to use one of those plastic trays that has the letters for the days of the week on the top. That shit is for old people.
Anyone in North Texas want to help me out? Daughter unit picked this girl up at a Taco Bell late last night in Austin. Dog shelters down there are all full. Comes with $100 bill attached to her collar. Please. I can’t take in another one right now.
Have you ever seen a bull fight? My dad took me in Mexico when I was a kid. I thought it was chickenshit. I was pulling for the bull, but he doesn't have a chance. The picadores come stab the bull until it's so weak that he's got zero chance. I'm no peta person, but fuck that.
Y’all be nice! My step monster’s fish dish. Chilean sea bass with a lemon butter cream caper sauce. She taught me half of everything I know in a kitchen. Much❤️!
Medium rare Bavette Au Poivre, yes, cognac, cream and green peppercorns, sautéed lemon butter asparagus, loaded baked potato. The onions were served separately. Scroll down to see some perfectly cooked beef.
This lovable, precious, sweet animal ripped five boards off the fence to let herself out of the yard so she could take a stroll and terrorize the neighborhood today. So cute.
Do you like deviled eggs? Four ways. Asian chili miso/wasabi, smoked salmon and pommery mustard, traditional hot smoked paprika, sweet jalapeno topped with jalapeno and sage powder. Enjoy your Easter, ppl!
Greetings from my Stepmonster. Blackened Red Fish wild caught in Rockport Texas topped with a creamy shrimp Étouffée sauce and dirty rice. Rich and spicy 🌶️
Ok kids here we go - 22 lbs masa, 9.5 lbs of pork shoulder, 5 lbs of chicken, 1.5 lbs cheese, red and green salsa coming in. Tamales! Preloading Tylenol. See you on the other side.
PSA: Don't buy grated cheese in a package. Look at the ingredients. It has potato starch from god knows where all up in it and it's more expensive by the oz. Buy a cheese grater. You are welcome.
Tuna salad. 4 cans solid white in water. W. onion, celery, g. onion, 1/2 jar best maid dill pickles chopped and drained, juice of two lemons, mayo, dried dill, crystal, soy sauce, Cajun seas. Black pepper, 8 eggs chopped. No sugar!
I'm tryin real hard to understand why the pro-Palestinian folks here want to blame Biden instead of Hamas when the words promised out of the alternative's mouth would be so much worse for Gaza. What am I missing? Be nice. Explain it to me like I'm three.
Check out my new dog! Her name is LuLu. She’s a rescue from a kill shelter in Greenville Texas. About a year old. As sweet as any dog you will ever meet in your life.
Easter Menu:
Smoked brisket - homemade sauce
Hawaiian rolls
Mac n cheese
Creamed spinach
Habanero citrus coleslaw
Ranch(ish) style beans, no pork 😭
Deviled eggs three ways:
traditional
sweet jalapeno
smoked salmon
They are just going to have to be happy with that.