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🇵🇷 Emergency Manager 🌪️🌊EMT 🚑 ΩΨΦ 🐶⚡️ #EMGTwitter #USArmyVet #EIUAlum 💙 #AlumKnight 💛🖤⚔️
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@jasminexETH
This a lie, it be $79 plus taxes, plus fees, plus premium channels, plus equipment rental fee all that
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Former Chicagoans always want you to bring them food. How am I supposed to put a sharks 20 piece, 2 Italian beefs, a maxwells polish, Italian fiesta and a hoagie in my carry on 🤨🤨
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I want somebody to love me like people from Chicago love Chicago
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@FastestPayout
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They just committed a murder in broad daylight and the plates is what shocks you??? 🤣
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@raphousetv2
Lord the 15 minutes of daylight you giving Alaska This is what they’re doing with it!
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When you learn “emmisions test” is a Chicago/Cook County area thing. You really feel scammed as hell.
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And then have the nerve to want you to go to specific locations. “The Harolds on 127th & Halsted ain’t hitting like the one on 87th, go to that one” 😑
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@Splashystackss
I’m starting to think that I was the only kid willing to go toe to toe with adults. I woulda went down swinging.
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@aprettyPR
That long paragraph, all them Bible quotes, them back to back text?? The love bombing, he learned her love love languages then started to play pretend. Lmao yeah okay.
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It’s okay to Snitch sometimes 😅😅
Black Men & Black Men only… This is a NONE JUDGMENTAL call to action.
What opinions would have you like this?
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Why is “Requesting off” called requesting off? Cause I’m really not requesting, I’m telling you!
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Y’all about to make me start up an “state to state” courier service.
Order it today have a driver deliver it to you tomorrow got & ready 😂
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Friendship breakups are the worst. Especially when you believed that you both held the same definition and understood the weight of friendship.
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LLC Twitter gotta understand that everybody doesn’t wanna own a business. I am completely fine working my regular regular 9-5 with a little hustling on the side.
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A lot of doctors be talking crazy to Nurses and Techs. Bruh you are my coworker not my boss, you’re here for patient care as well. Be easy my boy
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I think i may be the only person that support the Bears move to Arlington Heights.
-No more crazy lake shore drive traffic, -an indoor stadium (which means we can have the Super Bowl or CFP)
-A new concert venue
-An actual tailgate spot or bar strip around the stadium
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How you 30 with ops? Man if you don’t go focus on yo kids and get yo credit together 🤣🤣
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Everyone wants to be an RN so they can travel. You don’t have to be an RN to travel you can travel as a CNA, CT, Radiology, Surgical Tech, Respiratory, Social worker, Er Tech. All you gotta do is your research
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The crazy thing about Chicago is that besides downtown, Chinatown, Hyde park midway and oak lawn. Chicago really doesn’t have any inner city hotels. What i gotta do to get a Hyatt or a Hilton on 79th?
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@RoyIsThaTruth
Her attitude ain’t his problem. They ain’t together so he ain’t obligated to take no family pictures.
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Most “professional” dresscodes and grooming standards are based on eurocentric beauty standards. Please understand that I am Blackity Black Black Black. I’ll be professional and I’m bringing my soul, style and grace with me too!
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"who hurt you" myself bro, i make horrible decisions sometimes 🤦🏾♂️
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I have no issue with this. I’d rather he be his authentic self and honest than a “professional” typical politician.
Baltimore City Mayor’s response to a 7 year old being shot & killed.
Yes, this is actually the Mayor. Unbelievable.
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@Molson_Hart
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This not the 80’s or 90’s lol nobody is fighting over corners no more. Cell phones killed that.
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@JWEEBLES
@Splashystackss
And that’s fine but my message would’ve been sent and cause i ain’t dressing up like no clown.
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Managers! Supervisors! A simple “Thank you for coming in” goes a long way today!
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Remember when $100 started feeling like $20? Now $1000 feeling like $100 😭😭
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@_alyssacsmith
Umm cause they’re the police ? Just like any other university police department.
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I remember being in college and picking my career and saying “That one! That on makes 60K” lord why didn’t I aim for 200K 🤣😭
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About child abuse ??? 🥴🥴
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It is a privilege for people to have access to you. Don’t forget that!
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If you’re still wearing a mask it’s okay to be the only person in the room wearing a mask. Protect yourself as you see fit!
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@Luke12406
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I’m the words of the great Shaquille O’Neal. “We ain’t rich, I’m rich!”
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I want these Will Smith tweets wrapped up by Thursday! 🤝
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I always wonder if schizophrenics and individuals with bipolar disorder live in a parallel universe. Like they’re actually seeing and hearing things that are there, we just can’t see them.
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I tell people Chicago doesn’t have school buses, kids take the city bus and if you don’t have a reduced card you just don’t go that day or you swipe an empty card and keep walking
…….and people look at me like I’m crazy.
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We need a “Delusional Button” on Twitter. 🥱😂
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Next year I’m acting like Mr. Crabs! I ain’t got it!
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Chicago will jerk some Air Force Ones if you let ‘em
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@LeshaPsaint
Settle for woman who are naive and that they can walk all over or women who are pretty but have no substance as opposed to women that are going to speak against them, hold them accountable or are independent & successful.
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I’ve prayed on this and I’ve decided to take a leap of faith. After leaving law school, getting accepted into a PhD program and deciding not to pursue it. I’ve decided to apply to Physician Assistant School.
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Stay ready so that you don’t have to get ready!
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I’m bout to go rewatch Power. I need to hear “Come on Tommy think” 👉🏽🙎🏽♂️ just 1 more time
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I’m too non chalant and introverted to be a business owner. I’ll I go MIA for 14 days then Boom outta business
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You really gotta be able to read the room with your introverted friends cause once they hit that sensory overload your either getting a “Please excuse me for a minute” or “ shut the fuck up nigga damn”….
Results may vary!
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These 16-18 year olds out here making $15-$18/hr. Nah start them off at $6.50 like y’all did me 😭😭
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The real question is how come short women don’t like short men 😭
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Them “College is a scam” folks love to call people with degrees and ask them to borrow money
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Todays kids will never know how it feels when 3 albums drop on a Friday and all you got is $10 😭
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Discipline is the cheat code that you’ve been searching for
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A criminal record shouldn’t be a life sentence to unemployment
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Chicago where?? Not Chicago, Illinois. Probably Chicago, Kansas or some
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You gotta be crazy to live in Chicago and not have life insurance or full coverage
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It’s only 2nd week of January! It’s not too late to leave Podcast & fake skits back in 2022. We left Forex last year and y’all see how happy we’ve been! Come on give it a try!
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These new kids smart asl. 10 years old and building servers on Minecraft and Roblox. When I was 10 I was tryna give myself a hickey with the vacuum hose.
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This NYE I am not pay $500 for a section plus $250+ for a bottle. I’m releasing myself from the shackles.
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I don’t know why people act so surprised that they’re building condos where the projects were. 4 miles from downtown? At straight shot down state street? U of Chicago? Washington park?? That’s prime real estate!
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Goodfellas such a good movie you can watch it over and over again and ignore the racism
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Y’all use the word “narcissist” too loosely. Y’all be knew they wasn’t shit, emotionally immature, selfish, unloyal and manipulative but y’all chose to indulge anyway.
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Instacart cool but i don’t do none of the grocery orders just Liquor store and CVS runs. After dropping off 3 orders of 5th’s you then made bout $60
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Can i get a remake of Drumline but make it about two brothers that are Bucket Boy in Chicago with 1 getting recruited by an HBCU and 1 getting recruited by a PWI then they compete in the finals against each other 🤔
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