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Culture Competency Counselor, Producer, Actor “Telestrator Improv-Comedian. H-Town 🤘🏾 to LA. Retired College FB 🏈 AphiA🤙🏾 On Emmy Nom 📺 show

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@Choni_
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7 months
Oh, the chaos of Bradley! RJ is indeed the one who keeps the chaos of Bradley's life in check, ensuring that her schedule is organized and her world is as smooth as a freshly ironed shirt. He's the one who makes sure that Bradley can focus on the important things, like delivering
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@Choni_
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@TweetsOfCats When standing up for yourself back fires.
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@_benjvmins_ The definition of that “Mama look” 🤭
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@respawnedtarga1 Tell me you ain’t feel’m when he said this.
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@ninauchihaa Don’t be outside doing the most. Me:
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@notcapnamerica I wanna see his footage..
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@heytheremocha His glasses ain’t got no lenses 😂
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@GlamazonJayyy MPOV: when he’s says I begin to cuss her out.
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@TheDunkCentral I thought she was green screened in.
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@TansuYegen Lol nah.. they got on some fresh kick and they don’t want to get them dirty or wet. They are trying to find the best around it 80’s dude is in Chanclas 🩴 They got some heat on their feet 👟
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@faiththegemini This is a weird tweet.
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@Choni_
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@SomeChickens This face summarizes the long history of the relationship that Black People have with America.
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@rahsh33m Bro there was no way he was finishing that drinking it like this.
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@Christian_Zamo And I’m here looking at my account that says $2.47. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@ComedyHype_ I ain’t never seen him at BET, NAACP, Soul Train red carpet… Not even on the streets at Essence Fest. What he talking bout??? He don’t fool wit us…
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@Enezator Only one man for this job..
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@juIiansyre @princ3ssbenz Why my TL always gotta remind me I picked the wrong woman.
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@Choni_
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7 months
@yeahyeawhateva His knees touching the kitchen wall and the refrigerator at the same time.
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@Choni_
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1 year
@Bgluhjay22x … same, but new generation.
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@ass_beaters Me walking up to that bubble with one kitchen knife.
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@kirawontmiss Bloody Sleepy Hallow, “init”..
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@heyalyshahey “To Drink Or Not To Drink.” that is the question?
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@__ItsKen_ I’ve never seen nobody pull they fries out the bag like this.
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@KameronBennett My guy is big mad over a $20 dollar shirt, and pants combo set. For $40 🤣
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@yeahyeawhateva 6’7 and dance like he 5’7 how he get that low.
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@LVAces @SydJColson I’m I cut lol my heart also dropped the truma from those three words
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@lolalissaa This baby. 😕1,2,3
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@ijessegarcia I don’t know Spanish but I feel like she said. “Y’all got that on Camera right.”
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3 years
@SportsCenter And some ugly ass suit collections as well. I blame Steve Harvey for this.
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1 year
@BleacherReport @VP When you forced to take a pic wit your Bm.
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@SomaKazima Bruh jump in like it was a movie. 🤣
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3 years
@ComplexSports Found the only person that can stop him.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Keep playin wit me if you want.
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@slimwav @ceese8thesun Found him, and I found the true prize…
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11 months
@2Cool2Blog When ya auntie find the front facing camera.
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@Sucmytwidder Cut “cho” damn nails. 🤣
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@Brieyonce @MBlackDynamite You know you got some good pwassy when this is your regular stance.
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@Pantha2661 “I had to bite me a shrimp on that one.”
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@Southside_Gunn My guy got perfect form.
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@T_reezydoe @KingBnji_ I want the uncut version.
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@SundaiFM Fixed it.
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@itstarekali I wanna see his footage.
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@mainbitchclique Rent is 3500 in a place like this. Stay.
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@WrittenByHanna This show was cursed.
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@SourrPaatch Tweet us from Heaven let us know what it looks like.
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@Snow_Blacck Eddo had a 10-10 rosters tho.
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@1EntreProNegro Green: Back Up Deb! I know I am losing, but I am going out with pride. Now get your hands off me mom, let me finish.
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@ChiefGodd4Real Why everybody smoke detecor battery need to be replaced.
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@WWE Yep that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here?
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@druski This the part of the cut when you smell the blunt they just smoked on their fingertips.
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@cal_gif I wish the MF’ing elevator would hurry up.
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@lyssah_a I can be your lover, I can be your man, but you gotta believe in me baby, do you believe in me baby.
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@JYZOVRRTED Is he a hobo why are those his only possessions tho?
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@pushsquare Niggles! It’s Niggle-Time!
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@ItsLaDarrion This made me 😂
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@mixtapeminimus1 It was at this moment He realized this ain’t a prank no more.
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@Laviish_Lay @jennib3 Me when I first opened it.
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@pixelatedBoobs I’ve been seeing this all day, and was wondering why y’all kept posting it, but then I seen it.. 🤭
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@Karnythia Man’s Caesar dressing is top tier
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@mssperfecttt I wanna see this made into a movie. 🎥
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@MANIGETSJUICY After he finishes and looks in the camera.
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10 months
@DiscussingFilm the man without fear is here. See yall in Jan
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@shannonsharpeee Bambi: Fck Ya doing! Guy: Mama Mia!
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@ComplexSports His pregame warmup.
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@_kennythoughts Friday’s Vs Monday’s
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@NextBestPicture Yesterday y'all was mad that she wasn't on the poster. She get her own poster, and now y'all upset she's not on the poster with them. Y'all trip about everything..
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@notcapnamerica Lisa 😂😂😂😂
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@notcapnamerica Mama, is this how White Chicks 2 starts?
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@FilmUpdates You had to been there.
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@WWE How the Earthquake in LA showed up out of nowhere. .
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@kelendria_stan @b0mbchell_ He knows what happened. Where is his footage?
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@OsheaJacksonJr There is only one man to call for the job.
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@TheJoeySwoll This you. Now I can’t unsee it. Love your videos, you doing work. 🙏🏾🫡
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@BleacherReport @HoustonRockets That’s a Steve Francis dunk
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@SportsCenter Micro-aggression, he’s never said this about any other coach he’s coached against ever.
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@KameronBennett “”Mhmm 👀 …. He Luu dis.”
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@micfeel__ Weakness?... let me correct you, there are none.... 0, Zip, No mam!
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@MCUPerfectGifs If i just defeated Thanos and I only got few seconds to live. This is the last face I wanna see.. Where is my lady?
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@Ezmoneyjones_ Usher walking into his Lawyer’s office to sue Robert..
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@saviorisntme This clap right here is 100% authentic to Black Americans and it is time we celebrate the Black women who made it famous.
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@idontdatefat This part makes me mad.. why she push his hairline back like that 😡
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@ebukadikeh1 Telling my kids this is Tama Tanga
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@realmartymar The upper room!!
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@DrianneBelleza 👉🏾boom👈🏾 the music at the end 😂
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@Carolinas_94 What everybody else below saw. 👀
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I got to excited to see #Beyonc é and though it was her my bad.. it’s @Lavernecox 💯
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@MatthewACherry @MilesBrown I say. Isaiah Russell Bailey.
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Just a bunch of @OfficialFBMA Black Men Morphing Up, Pulling Up! To Protect Black Women.
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@TheMiniMedusa POV: save me dawg!
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@LobbieBrawler This was also my face when Tyrone asked “how many kids dress like this from your neighborhood.
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@theunscript3d @hulu has already started collecting all the footage from the festival and a documentary will air in October.
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@stephenasmith Focus on yourself,,,..because…
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@rahsh33m Deathdrop, rarhhrr!
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@vidsthatgohard Norman had hands.
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