@realmainfeeling
“I don’t even chase liquor, why would I chase a nigga, he said I should be nicer, well yo’ dick should be bigger, he said it better be good by the way that you braggin, I hit em back and say well it depends who you askin”
@iDontLikePPL__
Doing shit to get a reaction out of you. “I don’t ever see you mad, I just wanted to see if you can get mad.” I’ve heard this several times in my life
Everything Katt Williams is saying, I’m not surprised. My dawg Katt been saying this shit for years and now that the Elites are getting caught out there, everything he’s said is spinning the block. I’m here for it all, don’t let Kevin Hart be in some shit
#KattWilliams
@GoochieGoddess
Folks be bewildered when others speak out against preachers and folks of the church. They see shit like this and still justify their actions which is the wildest of thing to me yo lol
@dontmentionkk
I have. 1) I can’t stand a drunk chick. I don’t drink but I also don’t mind if a person does responsibly. Too drunk is super annoying. 2) I don’t entanglement kewchie no more. Too much of a headache at my age. 3) use sex to coerce into a relationship. No sir not me
@_ParadiseParis1
Death is so fragile, I understand wanting support but some folks just don’t know how to do that. I will say this, if they’ve shown a pattern of showing no support or little support, not reaching out after a death shouldn’t surprise them
@Tyson_Fury
You’ll never ever see a heavyweight at this height and size moving the way he does bruh. We got so used to watching Vitali & Vladimir move like stiff robots. His movements look so fluid and natural yo.
@affirmationbae1
I just hated I had to wait so long for someone to finally do something lol I kept saying “is this the person” or “this gotta be the moment.” Lol
@MUSICANDBUILDS
He can play “22 Twos” off Reasonable Doubt, “Imaginary Player” off Volume 1, “Nigga What, Nigga Who” Off Volume 2, “When It’s Hot” Off Volume 3, “Streets Is Talking” off The Dynasty, “Hola Hovito” from The Blueprint. He got options
@KingJim718
@raeigle
He would go up to random women asking to smell their feet, followed one girl into the female locker room, offering to pay to sniff the staff buttholes lol nigga was doing the lost and was not lifting lol
@Ella_928
She responded to my retweet and I don’t know how to take it lol she’s a lawyer but to cover his face, he must be a felon. She says “Yes” and I didn’t know what she was answering lol
@KevOnStage
You keep trying to go back to Indiana bruh? They burned Reggie Miller’s house in Indiana and he’s a Pacers legend lol who is you compared to Reggie bruh lol
@PaydayTheNigga
@mdeeeeee_
Even though it’s their agreement, that shit still mad wack. Like come on yo. So you paying the whole fair off some sex? If she say no, you really ain’t gonna cover that little shit?
@TheKitchenista
Impressive impressive, I was dabbling in the kitchen tonight doing some therapeutic baking. Got a little creative for some kids, teacher friend asked me to make some cupcakes from the Cinnabon Pound Cake I make. I call these Cinnaskulls. Comes wit a vanilla glaze
@2chainz
“Adam & Eve don’t eat that fruit, best believe I’m gon eat that boo, cause I’m the nigga that told them niggas, that told them niggas about you”
@KevOnStage
Only WNBA rookie I’ve watched whose transition to the pro game seemed effortless is Candace Parker. Sabrina had hype, A’ja had hype, Plum Dog had hype, Della Donne as well, that 2nd year is when we see if they got that dog or not in them.
@KingJim718
@raeigle
I have to give dude credit, he’s like the original content creator because he was doing all that shit for content to be uploaded on WorldStar. He tried being a Lloyd Banks stunt double wearing fake jewelry lol got robbed and it was given right back to his ass lol
@ANiMaListicAN
I plan on having a TLC themed birthday before Chilli & T Boz close their eyes. I’m so serious about it too lol having folks dress up from each album era of theirs
Bernie Mac was the top dawg in House Party 3, but
@OfficialTLC
had some funny a$$ quotes that I still say to this day lol in the same tone too lol “Say What Say Huh? I like that” and the 12 City Tour is beyond hilarious lol
#TLCForever
@_ParadiseParis1
Single moms with a free weekend will do just about any and everything you can think of. Porn stars do it because it’s their job, single moms do it because they don’t know the next time they’ll have a full empty weekend lol
Shiiiiiit you might want to ask how much is he contributing to bills first bruh. If he’s moving in, he must want to split bills and now she’s the Poly Queen cause she got 2 husbands lol teamwork make the dream work bruh 🤷🏾♂️ lol
@HaHaDavis
I seriously asked the other day what animals eat roaches. Cause I was high as shit wondering like “how down bad you gotta be as an animal to eat a roach?”
@TheKitchenista
@dafineapple
I got cousins who do this and will stare at you like “you make good money right, you got this don’t you?” That’s when I fake use the bathroom to pay my portion and go home. Leave they ass right there lol
#PettyKing
So Eddie Winslow ran like Usian Bolt away from Myrtle Urkel, but Sidney Starr? Hope he’s ready for those antics cause Sidney be doing the most and y’all know it.
@KevOnStage
He’s like “you ain’t never seen a feather spread like this before huh girl?”
Her: “nigga I ain’t impressed, my daddy did the same shit for my momma.”
As a Combat Veteran of both Afghanistan (‘05-06) and Iraq (‘10-11) plus being pulled off my 3rd Deployment in 2013 (deemed non deployable due to PTSD) let me tell you, if he’s dressed in drag in his free time, he’s a stone cold killer on their time. Don’t test him trust me
@4WingsFriedHard
Katt Williams said “either you was small and got big or you was big and got small, either way we fucking. Either way!” To which was never a problem to me.
I ain’t saying
@MissyElliott
was the first with finger waves, she was the one who showed off a variety of ways to have them. She really rocked like 50-11 styles finger waves from ‘97-‘99.
@SebastianAvenue
Saw the brother in Atlantic City A LOT towards the end. He lived in Caesar’s Casino lol spoke to him 1 time and he was like “what you staring at?” Cause I was staring, I couldn’t believe it was Uncle Phil. Next thing I know, I’m over here dancing in front of him singing lol
@Fishieeeeeeee
There’s a G Spot & A Spot within the vagina. Many have heard of the G Spot and don’t know how easy it is to find and ring that doorbell. That A Spot, which is behind the G Spot, will get you there from penetration. I’ve been studying this topic in my free time
@THEEPROBLEMCEE
Peace, someone who tries to understand our good qualities while simultaneously not making light of whatever bad you seen within us. A friend we can talk to and our business stay right there, between us. The girlfriend coalition doesn’t need to know everything