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Ignore the comments. You're never too old. This is such an inspiration.
Star Wars Actor Billy Dee Williams Reveals Gender Fluidity in New Interview
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In case you missed it.
1) Trumps trans ban was shot down once again.
2) Because of the attention from this, the court decided to rule that transgender folk are a "protected class"
BREAKING: Federal court rules that our preliminary injunction against
@realDonaldTrump
’s
#TransMilitaryBan
must stay in place/
#LGBTQ
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My dumb ass thought this was a horror picture and those were teeth
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Transphobes finding out singular pronouns exist.
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THEY LITERALLY CODED A "PUPPYBRAIN" TRAIT INTO THE SIMS WEREWOLF EXPANSION
IT ME
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Things we're not doing today: This
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"You can't make people laugh without offending anyone these days"
This video: exists
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The smallest version of this costs $500 so its basically useless to anyone who'd actually benefit from it out of physical need
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Furry youtubers are a fucking menace.
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Blood banks in 2020: "we're really hurting for donations"
Also blood banks in 2020: "if you touched someones dick and you either have one yourself, or the person you were with touched one, your bodys a useless toxic waste dump even tho all blood has to be tested anyway bye"
🤔
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We regret to inform you funny pogchamp emote man is a shitty GOPer covid conspiracy theorist
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Remember how Master Chief was stolen from his parents as a child alongside a ton of other kids and forced into a military training program that killed like 80% of his friends for the glory of the military industrial complex when the galaxy was technically at peace at the time
To servicemembers of all branches, thank you for giving your today for our tomorrow.
Happy
#VeteransDay
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Lmao the fuckin metacritic reviews on Wolfenstien 2.
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TFF has now banned
- Growly by proxy
- Bluetooth speakers
- Nonfictional police/military outfits with a reasonable exception
- Armbands
- Leaves the door open for staff to deal with hate symbols.
Guess I might have to go sometime
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Artist: Hey I'm open for commisions!
Me: sweet heres some money
Artist
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This has to be said every month but y'all not welcome in furry if you voted for this administration.
You should have to be put in front of the people you call friends and explain to them why you voted for someone actively trying to kill them.
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The worst part about this was the psychic damage from reading "cartoons in 1999" and then seeing family guy
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"Nascar is antfia" is not what I expected to think about today
As far as I'm concerned, this is what real conservative values looks like.
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????????????
The fact aside that they paused filming during peak covid and PAID EVERYONE DURING IT.
Why is a movie that made NEARLY TWICE IS BUDGET BACK being touted as a fucking failure?
What the actual fuck is the movie industry???
‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING - PART ONE’ will sadly end its theatrical run earning less than $580M globally.
The movie carries a $291M budget. Is the 15th most expensive movie ever made.
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When people say "keep furry weird/unmarketable" this is what they're talking about.
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Antifa: Not actually labeled as a terrorist threat despite what racists want you to think.
White nationalism: Is actually labeled as a major terrorist threat like everyone has been saying for 3 years
White nationalism is now recognized as a major terror threat by the Department of Homeland Security.
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Protesters: Immediately move out of the way for an ambulance
Cops: Don't
ACAB doesn't include EMTs. Tell me again how the police aren't the ones causing problems.
OMFG: The
@SeattlePD
just refused to let an AMBULANCE through a peaceful protest. Absolutely disgraceful. 😡😡😡
#DefundSPD
#BlackLivesMatter
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Furry conventions can ABSOLUTELY ban people from their event run and held by a private entity because of racism, safety concerns and someone being shitty.
Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
You cant sue someone just because a private entity went "you're a safety concern"
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"We stopped hitting kids in schools for writing with their left hands and now suddenly theres a ton of left handed kids popping up everywhere. SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG. WHOS BEHIND THIS AGENDA"
Oh you're non-binary? That's cool, when did you realize it? Was it right after everyone else started saying they were non-binary?
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The Dark Souls boss of hotel elevators.
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I keep forgetting that TF2 pioneered video game lootboxes.
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I'm fucking crying asdlkasdjflksadfjkalsdfjksadfj
Samsung's huge curved gaming monitor is an absolute unit, and $100 off
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I saw a plural furry lovingly get referred to themselves as a "petting zoo" and that is one of the cutest thing I've seen today and possibly this week.
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"Diapers and vore are niche kinks"
> some of the most searched for in the country according to clips4sale which is basically aa big as pornhub.
I think it's safe to say yall need to hide things less than you think. You're likely among similar minds
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lmao @ NASDAQ threatening to shut down stock trading because not-old-white-people figured out how to work their system.
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@SteveOsunsami
they didn't care about us, they still wont.
They're just no longer saying the quiet part outloud.
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A group chat I'm in just like, put this out there again and holy fuck I can't, dude.
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Foxler was literally banned from DenFur for trying to fuck with the roomblocks, aside from his other antics. He wasn't "just existing" by being there.
He was at a con he was banned from that he actively sought to fuck over
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Transphobes getting confused by cis folk putting pronouns by their bio is exactly why we need to normalize pronouns in your bio regardless of if you're trans or not <3
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This is the dude who got fired from walmart after saying they were the greatest company in the world because he got caught lying that he needed emergency time off and went to a furcon
"Rolling coal is the practice of modifying a diesel engine to increase the amount of fuel entering the engine in order to emit large amounts of black or grey sooty exhaust fumes into the air as a form of anti-environmentalism."
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Thank you RE8 for the two genders.
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This explains so much about the furry fandom too lmao
Once I saw this video about why this is happening, I haven't looked at things the same
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JUST IN: Canal services firm Leth says cargo vessel has run aground in the Suez Canal; unclear to what extent canal traffic affected via AP
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16 year olds making "BAN THIS FROM FURCONS" lists and its all like
- thing that doesn't happen
- thing that was on national fucking primetime TV
- thing that there's already rules against
- thing that doesn't happen
- thing that doesn't happen/there's already rules against
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I'm not even horny for being a robot/drone/whatever but I feel like being plugged in like this would fix me
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Teens screaming about Hearth/etc and then Baulders Gate 3 shows up today with "yeah you can fuck the druid in while they're wild shaped. Just fuck the bear. You can fuck em."
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BECAUSE UNDYNE AND ALPHYS WEREN'T CUTE ENOUGH.
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2 gryphon coming out to defend milo
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My favorite twitter interaction in the last 24 hours
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People flying into FWA.
The MARTA from the airport is $6 for a round trip ticket and will take you directly to the mall food court connected to the hotel. Please don't spend $50 on an uber or whatever lmao
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"Money can't buy happiness"
Me, a Millennial: "Financial stability would be kinda cool tho, whats that like?"
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More people who wear "fuck your feelings" shirts and call people snowflakes getting mad about being called trash
WOW: Hate ads are being ran in NYC that call for the removal of "trash" which depicts Christians and Trump supporters.
This is outrageous.
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ITS BEEN ONE YEAR SINCE PROBLEM CLOWN
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Babyfurs are so funny cause it'll be like:
Little account: "I'm a big dumb stinky baby puppy"
Main account: "I just completed the first year of my masters degree 💛"
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Hopping on the
#PlusSizeFursuiter
train. 💜💜 You all that follow me know I'm def not small by any means. Though I still can't believe, ppl especially other fursuiters that are throwing shade like "if you wear plus size clothes you can't fursuit", this hashtag positivity is great
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I don't care if yet another gshep sona has 30k followers. Wearing tactical gear at furcons at its LEAST is incredibly tasteless and a huge lack of reading the room of the fandom/state of the world as a whole.
FWA really needs to follow suit of MFF and ban military gear.
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"Korps is a cult"
Ah yes, the community full of supportive trans folks and anti-fash leftists wanting to robinhood capitalism and create functioning public infrastructure in a fictional setting are a cult because they have some iconography and mad science going on and are horny
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Yall this is exactly why "furry conservatives" arent welcome in a LGBT+ dominated space.
BREAKING: The Trump administration just finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in health care and health insurance.
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Wholly unsurprised that babish, who was schilling crypto and NFTs in 2021/2022, took a sponsorship for the terf wizard game lmfaoooooooooooo
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These are the best April fools things.
It's not a trick, it's not a lie. It's not mean. It was literally actually just ketchup
This is the best April Fools I made that I also stole from somewhere.
Put a this in the office bathroom. There was ketchup inside. Curiosity got everyone. They could only blame themselves.
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who the fuck are any of these people I'm keeping $150
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This is probably my favorite part of 40k lore for the Imperial Guard.
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Ah yes, I forgot LGBT was a political party.
Remember this tweet when everyone tells you to "stop getting into politics" if you mention not wanting to be killed for being LGBT+. Conservatives literally consider you existing as LGBT+ a political statement.
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@Aoki556
@elizagnnnn
@pixelworship
@mattyplumpton
@horwell_91
@MadinaAdalia
@ladbible
We already have our Gary Poppins
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Yall stop retweeting this. Its straight up scare misinformation.
Someone on twitter was looking up people and reporting them for posting nsfw vrchat stuff on Twitter.
Vrchat is aware of it and is having to manually dig through reports to sort it out.
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@DarkHorseAsh
It also gives hope that this will be the start of the end of trans panic laws.
Which are actual laws in place that say it's legal to kill a trans person "out of self defense in fear of your life" more or less.
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tfw you buy a 3d model from a modeler who doesnt make models for games and hit ctrl-A and your eyes just become orange
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They're obviously hoping people will get mad about these the way they got pissy about the "nazi furs fuck off" badges but all they're really doing is letting us know who to ignore?
Like have fun being disinvited to any parties or groups if you wanna label yourself as a red flag?
“oh man, I can’t wait to own the libs by conveniently labeling myself as a bitter alt-right incel and sequestering myself off in the corner with the tiny handful of other bitter, hateful, nonproductive community rejects who are just like me”
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"Alpha why'd you talk about gear at cons yesterday and then airsoft stuff today, isn't that hypocritical?"
Time and place my dude. You can have both an interest in guns/airsoft/defense and still know when to read the room and know you shouldn't wear full rigs to cons.
I don't care if yet another gshep sona has 30k followers. Wearing tactical gear at furcons at its LEAST is incredibly tasteless and a huge lack of reading the room of the fandom/state of the world as a whole.
FWA really needs to follow suit of MFF and ban military gear.
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So after months of telling texas fuck masks, do and go where you want and literally signing bills making it so companies couldn't require masks, Texas' Gov is now going "oopsie, please stay at home"
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@Snazithus
Funny thing is about this is weren't RW's constantly photoshopping 45 onto fantasy pictures of knights
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I'm not uncensoring this. I'm not QRTing this. Do not seek this out.
We're not even giving this the courtesy of looking at it in any sense of engagement
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Twitter Rando: "there are only two genders." - Me, an intellectual: "Well actually..."
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@ShadowFoxMT
This ain't it. If you consider "We don't want anti-LGBT+ people in a LGBT+ fandom" to be politics, you're part of the problem.
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Zaush complaining about m*ilos ban and going "what's next, is the tolerant fandom gonna ban ME from mff?" is peak centrist furry
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LEFT 4 DEAD 2 IS COMING OUT WITH A HUGE FUCKING UPDATE 11 YEARS AFTER ITS LAUNCH?
- A new campaign
- New maps
- New voicelines
- New weapons
REDONE/UPDATED ANIMATIONS?????
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Don't let them hide back into the shadows just because they're no longer saying the quiet part out loud.
They're still shitty.
They're still racist.
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"Alpha your avatar work is so good! Why don't you do comission stuff?"
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@jairajmathur
@Beatledude64
the text is from a commercial that used to run literally all the time in the late 90s/early 2000s.
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I just witnessed like 10 therians group up to all take their estrogen at once in vrchat
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Furries don't go "but what porn word DO I use to describe this then? :C this is why I don't interact with those damn lgbts of they're just going to keep changing language. I can't keep up" when asked not to use the word herm challenge: impossible
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Hmmmm... what a difference a few years make.
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LETHAL COMPANY WAS MADE BY AND SELF PUBLISHED BY A 21 YEAR OLD FURRY?1
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Anyone, especially YouTube furries, that say the phrase "virtue signaling" is immediately a bad faith argument actor.
youtube furries stop reducing everything including important fandom self-policing to “drama” and actually start giving a shit about folks in your community challenge
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"You can't have comedy in 2020 without being offensive"
This clip: *exists*
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Don't ever feel bad for not understanding how something works. This is how the PowerPuffGirlls hold chopsticks
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@DarkHorseAsh
Right now it's just limited to that state, but being a protected class is how there becomes legal rules in place against workplace/housing/whatever discrimination
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How you know the Chinese is gonna be good.
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To people just now discovering the juggalo/furry antifa bonds now the kpop is joining the ranks, we been tight for a while. Violent J and his daughter both have fursuits and have been to MFF.
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GOP: those trans people will molest your kids!
GOP:
@tpe3tpj2
@FiveRights
I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Pedophiles only screw kids while democrats screw everyone.
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I like this design but I also can't stop laughing cause its like
"WHO NEEDS A DICE JAIL WHEN YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BAD DICE FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH WHILE EVERYONE WATCHES"
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