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Husband, father, Texas native plants nerd. Don't kill snakes or spiders. MFA in poetry from Columbia College Chicago.

Austin, TX
Joined July 2009
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It’s time we told ourselves a new story of revolutionary simplicity: if we matter, so does everything else. — Melanie Challenger
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@maxfperry @MollieStratton @nytimes “Growth for the sake of growth is the ‘ideology’ of the cancer cell.” -Edward Abbey
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@Nextd00rH @thesarahkelly Guilt free doing nothing is the best present
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@aliabdi Please, for the sake of your cat and native wildlife, don’t let your cat roam unattended outdoors.
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@mikecleere @Culture_Coach Can't stand him, but Snopes doesn't agree with a lot of the stated facts here:
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@STEMthebleeding @aliabdi If you can’t keep your cat inside you shouldn’t have a cat. I’ve had cats for much of my life and they’ve never gotten outdoors.
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The Eagles had to defend five drives in the 2nd half and couldn't keep them out of the end zone on any but the last one when they took a knee instead of scoring. One ticky tack penalty isn't the reason they lost.
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@ChrisEubankJr Always nice to do something nice for, uh, SWASTIKA EYES 81
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We're making laws to keep children from learning history when adults are still trying to learn our history.
@PabloTorre
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New #ESPNDaily : Fifty-five years ago this month, following protests at a segregated bowling alley, police shot 31 Black students at South Carolina State. Today, @DavidDTSS reports the story of the Orangeburg Massacre. And what America has forgotten 🎧
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Kansas June Gresham
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If you think the XFL is scripted you need a new hobby.
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💀
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@WerderEdESPN Stock market doesn't reflect the economy
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We have a baby girl on the way. She’s due in June and her name is Kansas.
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@maau1092 Delete your account and surrender yourself to the authorities
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@kmeinke "When asked about Swift’s situation, running backs coach Duce Staley grew visibly agitated. “I will say this, if he is (pissed), tell him to take that same energy, that same juice and use it on the field,” Staley said. “You tell him that.”
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@CDCarter13 People don't understand that you can still tackle someone from behind without hip-dropping them.
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2 years
Reservation Dogs is the best show and everyone should watch it. But, I have a bird ID bone to pick. The norm on TV is for a Red-tailed Hawk call to be used when a Bald Eagle is shown, but they took it a step further and used a RTHA call for a Turkey Vulture, and I mean, come on
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@ChetGresham
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Kids eat a lot
@NFL_DovKleiman
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Retired NFL QB Philip Rivers has expressed desire to return to the NFL. He already contacted the #49ers and #Dolphins about coming out of retirement late in the 2022 season, according to @richeisen
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And when they came for the office buildings I did not speak up. But next, it was me, a parking garage.
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Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report
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@hierro_98 @bepryor @LndsPatterson Why wouldn’t she? Would be doing her readers a disservice if she didn’t do her job.
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My two sweet daughters
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@AdamSchefter Not that he didn't make a ton for running the franchise into the ground, but he did pay another $800 million to buy the rest of the investors out later on.
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The other side of the issue is hate.
@rosekellywhite
Rose White
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A Grand Rapids TV station reportedly told its staff to cover less Pride events because of conservative viewers. A memo said “If we are covering Pride events, we need to consider how to make the story balanced and get both sides of the issue.”
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@nycsouthpaw I really don’t know if there is any truth to the idea that it was successful because it got where it did, but that sure is a lot of cash going up in smoke.
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@patriot_sara @KyleClark I tried a citizen's arrest on all the people cooking burgers at the park, but they yelled at me.
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@GeorgeDNada @michaelianblack @northstablefarm Partying must not be on the list because you have to fight for that right.
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@FalcoholicKevin @mikerothstein Drake London and Kyle Pitts also need to get some catchable passes to get them work.
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Bebe
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"The team easily identifies Jesus because he has long hair, a beard, a robe, and is kind of fruity. 'Target verified" hahahaha
@jpbrammer
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Here is my recap of Assassin 33 A.D., a Christian film where they go back in time and shoot Jesus with a gun. Thank you for reading.
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This whole Seahawks season is just a long subtweet
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Carroll talking a lot today about the trust factor between Geno Smith and OC Shane Waldron: "When Shane says something, he’s not doubting it.''
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Truly one of the best/craziest playoff games in recent history and Al and Tony crapped all over it. Snoozefest.
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@dieworkwear @inquisitiveGoop Do you have a job? You ask people for money all the time if so.
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@EmmaTolkin I need this whole story
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@Megultra @SenatorHagerty Hispanic people in the U.S.A.??? How dare they!
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2 years
@AlbertBreer Famous last words of every citizenry being pulled into fascism.
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Cute baby alert
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@GWP1997 @SchroederWBAY Can you move the punctuation around to show they want him back?
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@Dieselboise @TheEconomist Get a native garden established and you won't have to do much of any work and you can add habitat to an environment devoid of it.
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@GehlkenNFL Did this to Chase too.
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@thesarahkelly this really brought out some troubled souls
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The algo really gets me.
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@GovBillLee @TNDeptofSafety @TNHighwayPatrol You made it easier for this to happen. You have these children's blood on your hands.
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Cute baby alert
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@awfulannouncing I think you should take the video down
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Cute baby alert 🚨
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@Mexoverde @KyleClark @CityofDenver I hope you can find some peace. I know it's tough, but maybe some self reflection or even better, you could talk with someone. Most health insurance now has telemedicine to talk with a a therapist for reasonable copays. It helps.
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Baby
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2 years
Officially starting a path to better health today. Logging my food consumption, cutting back on sugar, milk, CHEESE!!!, butter and bread and walking 30 minutes a day.
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I’ve seen this all over my timeline today. How this doesn’t disqualify him for every working class voter is beyond me. How ignorant do you truly have to be?
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Trump: Elon Musk gives me $45 million a month. We have to make life good for people like him
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@wyche89 @LindseyThiry Hot seat football
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Holding a baby gives me too much Twitter time.
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@jpbrammer Ye olde racism I’d say
@svdate
S.V. Dáte
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For those of you with real lives who do not have to monitor the coup-attempting criminal’s social media feed, he has been calling VP Kamala Harris “Kamabla.” I reached out to a Senior Trump Campaign Official to sort it out. Here is how it went:
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In the Super Bowl, the Bengals lost to the Rams who gained 1.9 yards per carry compared to the Bengals who gained 4.0 yards per carry.
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Bengals QB Joe Burrow on the running game: "That's something we've gotta get better at. In the NFL, you've gotta be able to run the ball." Said the run game, like the blocking and the pass game, wasn't good enough vs. CLE.
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I wonder who deserves more respect?
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@RomeovilleKid That's one way to get out of an argument
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Twitter got me my first real job in writing about fantasy football. I do think it has ruined my life for the most part, but you know.
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I think it was an iPad glove, but why delete it?
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I grieve for anyone who is so shallow they could possibly write this tweet.
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You cannot possibly argue with someone who thinks we have mass shootings because of the lack of school prayer. That's the reasoning of a psychopath.
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@AlbertBreer He never really got a shot
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If anybody is looking for some help this NFL season, I'll be available. Editing, breaking news, fantasy, betting, analytics, rankings, features, bird ID, whatever you need, I'm your man.
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@USFWS Native grass
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that's sasquatch
@adamteicher
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Your photographic proof, however grainy, that Kadarius Toney is practicing with the Chiefs today.
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@LateRoundQB Stolen from Silicon Valley I believe.
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Vacation!
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Yinzer who advertises himself as a Franco Harris impersonator.
@nrken19
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Reconstruction of Greek philosopher Aristotle based on his bust.
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@JasonIsbell Why invade Normandy!? It'll just make them mad!
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We got him! Finally! Time to cancel Denny!
@CDCarter13
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ryan fitzpatrick's beard is awful. just horrific on every level.
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@JoeGoodberry Fantasy players love him, but the slow end to his career probably has some in recency bias mode.
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@BoneJail An outdoor cat isn’t a pet, it’s an invasive species.
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Cute baby alert
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I could sit here and look at baby pics of my daughter all day. And sometimes do.
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@CDCarter13 Getting Jonnu and Van open. Team player. You could learn a thing or two from him.
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Justly smug
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I can’t pick just one, but Fellowship and the maps are what I loved the most early on.
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@TolkienSociety
Tolkien Society
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Today is Book Lovers' Day! Which of #Tolkien 's books do you love the most? Which editions do you love the most? Let's see some photos! #BookLoversDay
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@TroyRenck Did they have the right to threaten him with benching?
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