Colonel Sanders
@ChetAndrews1983
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fried chicken, 3x state football champ, 3 children (lost custody), fried chicken, SMU Alum 97’
Joined May 2024
Threw up some shots last night. Even curry has to practice
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Yes that’s a midget. Yes I’m at formal. And yes I have a final tomorrow
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I use hot sauce just about every time I eat so here are my rankings:. 1: Tabasco .2: crystal.3: cholula .4. Franks.5. Red Hot.
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@dudeguymanszn Still on delivered. If Klay Thompson can go 0/11 in an elimination game, so can I. Waiting,.Colonel.
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@CPA_Doug69 They did and just like the players on the court I threw some shots up (added them on Snapchat).
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Buddies dealer sent him this after the attack on bourbon street. Glad to know there are still good people in this world
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@thaddeushebert_ I don’t associate with Louisiana hot sauce despite the fact I am from Louisiana. Tobasco and crystal are true Louisiana hot sauces.
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Jeffery dahmer came back alive to be my waiter. Yes he was gay and yes he served a damn good old fashion
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Buddy will regret this when he’s older. Been coming to the sugar bowl for 10 years and the ones with my dad are by far the most memorable
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Adderall get me excited to study (scroll X and listen to music).
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Found myself asking “is she hot or is she 16?” shrink myself?.
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Bud light is back and if you think it’s gay, grow up
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Love saying “if we all download amp me we can listen to music together” when the speaker isn’t load enough/ doesn’t work.
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🧎♂️➡️🫃.
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The fact he can enter the transfer portal and still have the respect of his teammates and coaches is telling to how much he means to this program. Not to mention he’s a captain. Love this dude and hope he kills it wherever he goes.
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Just saw a kid go into the stall to do bag alone. Get a grip and do it with your friends. Thats pathetic.
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2 worst teams in the league. Just an excuse to get drunk
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Christmas is in a week and I’m still at school. 2 exams tomorrow and I’ve probably taken enough adderall to be considered racked. I can barely talk and the idea of social interaction disgusts me right now. Gonna need to visit the Doc tmr @abstractoragami.
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Quesadillas and an old fashion for dinner. Cant decide if I’m feeling 12 or 30.
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Let me doom scroll and don’t make me feel bad abt it please
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Wasn’t planning on drinking tonight but these untaxed Mexicans at el fenix have families to feed.
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Update: is this not fucking hysterical
Yes that’s a midget. Yes I’m at formal. And yes I have a final tomorrow
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What is a girls thought process when a dude likes her instagram story at 2 am?.
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Halftime jerkoff time. Hopefully smu can fio and I don’t lose $400.
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I mean is this not the cutest thing you’ll see all day
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Got a little too drunk watching the SMU vs. Duke bball game. Lowkey hammered at the gym rn.
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This weekend took years off my life and I’m quite happy about it.
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Little cousin just told the table she will eat our toes. Merry Christmas Eve!. Help?
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High fiving the ND fans when they score and then high fiving the UGA fans when they score.
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“I swear I was good in high school” - somebody went a little too hard in intramural hoops
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@arnoldwheeler36 Arnie,. Fuck you, disrespectfully. Go play in the snow or something. Idk wtf Yankees do but I’m busy smoking this Clemson pack.
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Yes I’m at my plantation, yes I’m drinking an old fashion, yes I play guitar and yes I have 125 on SNF. What can’t this white boy do?.
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Listening to this chiefs chargers broadcast physically hurts me.
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One of my sisters guy friends told me my sister was “objectively attractive” not exactly something I enjoy hearing. Fuck you.
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@Passhole69 This is a night ruiner. He better make up for himself with a Venmo tmr. I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.
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Absolute tool wearing sunglasses in my private country club gym. Steer clear from me phag.
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Uncle is lead singer. Love music rocks and the rents have a tab. What a night
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@Passhole69 With all due respect, my parents had to pay me to not go to Charlotte as they believe my test on Monday is “more important”.
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I’ll watch anything with Keira Knightley in it. She’s that hot.
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What happened to Lavar Ball. Dude had a chokehold of the internet a few years ago and now that his sons are in the league he disappears?.
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Ex situation-ship (not the ex wife) just snapped me after leaving me on open for 2 months. Time to have some fun.
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Tavon Austin this, Ben Simmons that… Whatchu know about my guy John Wall
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Basketball at the Bahamian bar. They may be onto something
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@its50clock Agreed. I can’t lie a few of the beers got to warm but it’s ok as long as the tab is still open.
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@jaxonthunderr Good fundamental basketball. Can’t put my finger on it but I seem to like this uva team.
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Preston Stone could start at 90% of FBS colleges. Happy he got this td but shame that he got stuck behind KJ.
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Scabbies outbreak wont stop this white boy from drinking tonight.
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Genuinely curious: why does every rabbi have the same beard?
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@Jbooth1987__ Jermain,. The Peter millar jacket under the Barbour is a very nice touch. I hope the Swiss women appreciate it as much as I do.
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Tulane lost me a lot of money. Should I stop sports betting, yes. Will I, no. 200 on smu spread please.
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@Passhole69 @abstractoragami Doc,. Safe to say I was worried about you when I texted you this. Hope all is well.
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@byronicalmurphy No need for the apologies, Nola is super hit or miss and downtown and bourbon specifically is super ghetto.
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@KarlMarx82 Karl, . How long will you be in Nola. Will be arriving Thursday morning. Interested,.Colonel.
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