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This delusional dweeb actually thinks Pep Guardiola checks his tweets for tactical leaks... I'm howling 😭😭😭😭
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Look at the pace & explosiveness of PSG's attack. Too quick to handle.
This is exactly what Chelsea are looking for. We've already seen how lethal Pulisic's pace & explosiveness is against top 2 PL teams.
Pulisic, Werner, Havertz & Ziyech are gonna run riot next season.. 👊🔥
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🎙️Jose Mourinho: American players came to Europe and began to adapt to the competition. You will find different specifications there, but it is difficult to find a playmaker of the quality and skill of the Chelsea boy (Christian Pulisic).
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Minutes per Goal/Assist last season:
Timo Werner - 81'
Hakim Ziyech - 88'
Christian Pulisic - 129'
Tammy Abraham - 129'
Kai Havertz - 138'
Callum Hudson-Odoi - 146'
Chelsea now have one of the most LETHAL attacks in the world! 🚀🔥
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Thread on Mateo Kovacic's impact this season and why he's Chelsea's POTY & one of the best midfielders in the world atm.
RTs appreciated. 💙
[Stats from fbref via Statsbomb]
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Pulisic this season:
3 starts at LW.
3 Goals.
Not a rocket science imo.
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Pulisic working on his shooting with weaker foot before joining Chelsea in pre-season.
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Pulisic busted his leg while trying to get Chelsea qualify for the CL last season with 8 G/A in 8 crucial games.
Helped Chelsea get to the CL final by contributing 3 G/A in knockouts.
Today the 22yo became the first American to play & WIN the Champions League.
Incredible! 👏💙
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Christian Pulisic since the PL restart:
- 6 Games
- 3 Goals
- 2 penalties won
- 4 MotM
Chelsea's new talisman. ( 📸:
@KristenPulisic
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Christian Pulisic now has the most Man of the Match awards (4) for Chelsea this season in PL tied with Tammy Abarham.
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@MadridXtra
@Gazzetta_it
They couldn't beat City's lawyers but wanna take on the whole cartel.
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Mount had a Mount game. It's not hard to see why Chelsea spent 90mil on a AM. If this stubborn manager keeps playing Mount ahead of Havertz & losing games, then he's getting sacked very soon.
It's not hard to see why Marina sent scouts to watch Nagelsmann in person.
Jorginho had a Jorginho game and Kovacic looked assured - until Spurs ramped up the intensity after HT. Then the control they had given Chelsea disappeared.
It’s not hard to see why Lampard wants Rice
#CFC
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Chelsea sold this absolute baller Christian Pulisic who dunked on Liverpool for fun for the squats per 90' merchant Ukraine Bolt
Satanic institution. 💀💀💀
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Imagine saying NO to Coutinho when our attacking midf has 4assists in 38games.
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Christian Pulisic at age 19 against Bayern Munich:
-8 successful take ons
-14 one-v-ones
-2 key passes
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Mighty Chels qualified for the Champions League next season despite selling their best player, having a transfer ban & playing the youth.
Gargantuan institution. 🙌💙
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Michael Emenalo in 2017:
Morata - €66m
Bakayoko - €40m
Drinkwater - €38m
Rudiger - €35m
Zappacosta - €25m
Emerson - €20m
Giroud - €17m
Barkley - €16.8m
Marina Granovskaia in 2020:
Ziyech - €40m
Werner - €50m
Havertz - €90m
Chilwell - €50m
T.Silva - Free
+ New GK/DM
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Christian Pulisic against Bayern Munich under Tuchel..
This reunion is gonna be legendary!🔥🙏
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@ConnCFC
Pulisic didn't struggle at all & neither is Kai. Lampard played both Pulisic & Havertz out of position, both on RW, for Mount, so no surprise we didn't get to see the performance we expected from them. Hopefully Ziyech comes back & Kai plays more centrally.
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Hazard watching Pulisic take on the whole Real Madrid defense, from the bench
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Mason Mount & Christian Pulisic.
The team plays on a different level when they're playing. I want to see them start together on Sunday.
B A L L E R S.
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Number of European cups won by Arsenal:
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Christian Pulisic on a bad day:
2 Key passes
1 Big chance created
2 Crucial Clearances
91% Passing accuracy
Not really bad from a 22yo.
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Premier League Goals scored this season:
Manchester United: 13
Tammy & Pulisic: 15 🔥🔥
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Pulisic & Gilmour having fun in training
Wholesome content 💙 CP beard gone 👀
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Jorginho attracts the players & creates an opening which Koulibaly uses to set up Hamsik.
🔜🔵
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