Doctor Shidiot
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Oh my girlfriend yea you wouldn't know her she goes to another fibbers
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God I hate dates wish I could just skip straight to the divorce
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I pretty much take two photos a year so heres one of me and my buddy
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@merlino_games
Crawling makes more sense for a sneaking game, lying down in the grass 5feet in front of someone is peak metal gear
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me when the gays invite me to spinster
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apparently some dudes wear makeup to cover acne scarring which id never even thought of but the effort of it, i think ill just settle on being a 9
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remember telling my therapist years ago that i had a hard time talking to people and she said i should just have sex with them instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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going back to therapy lads i haven’t felt this consistently shit since before going on meds
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my two moods are emperor from star wars impersonation and i love hannah
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cat meows to let her in
i let her in
she barfs all over the floor
meows to let her leave
mf
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english people are funny but funny in a sad way like a monkey smoking a cigarette
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taking a break from hoe life might fuckaround start a family with my beautiful wife
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Anyone who owns anything other than one knife and a pair of dungarees is a sucker
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Americans be marrying someone after 2 years mf ive known pizza restaurants that ive decided I don't like after eating there for 5 years
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still struggling massively with self portraits please send tips and suggestions, yours, F
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:L i cant believe my brother got to hang with the cock destroyers
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sick of good looking people. if youre good looking block me
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ive never been horny i only lust for elder scrolls and crispy chili chicken
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this is my favorite picture of breen i think ever like i dont think ive ever seen him with a bigger shiteating grin (and bonus points 4 me and han being derr)
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Ever wake up with a huge boner, I mean like a massive club, an absolute truncheon
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As much as I think everyone should have a therapist you should still be able to talk to loved ones about what’s on your mind this emotional labor bs y’all go on about is some sociopathic shit.
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I handed my brother a rose head thatd fallen off to throw out and he brought me it back in a lil glass vase he’d decorated with twigs and lavender leaves 😭
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had a dream i directed a star wars movie and it was fkin sick, about the origins of the sith. danny devito played darth plagueis, no hear me out- hear me out hear me out
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i wish validation appeased me and didnt simply make me lust for more
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i say i want a girlfriend or a wife but really i want the destruction of civilization as a whole
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Results came back apparently I had a fever during a global pandemic for no gotdam reason lmao
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wow wtf since when are they doing an all male ghostbusters?
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therapist is gas i just explain to her how im feeling for an hour and she says im dead right and i give her €60??
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found a whip and a clown outfit in nans attic looks like it runs in the family
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started taking care of myself and i can say without a doubt its not worth it
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Im so glad i cant buy a gun here ida shot my tv every time jeremy clarckson comes up onnit
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I took 70 asprin when I was 8 and I havent had a headache since, or any other kind of feelings in my head
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there are plenty of disgusting disgusting fish in the sea
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i kno i post some heavy shit but i have a hard time approaching ppl directly about whats on my mind and in the moment it just seems like an easy way to get it out, hope everyone is gucci lov yall sm for putting up with me when am this way
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me mam be saying odd shit unlike me whom says only wisdom and knowledge
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“idk why but she really likes water” bitch its called being a mammal
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scared the tarnation outa myself thought there were two cats on the floor it were my gotdam boots !
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happy monday to everyone except for the perpetrators of commercial culture whos grandchildren will burn in a scorched earth as a direct result of their negligence !!
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what time did the hungry horse go to the appointment aat? TOOTHURTY
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remember that fellar who lived on nothing but sliced pan and tea for twenty years yea that was me from the future in the past
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I keep thinking about this thing I read where Cows on a farm show symptoms of autism because if you change their environment even slightly they'll be very distracted by it and now whenever I hear a noise in my house and get irrationally annoyed I just empathise with cows
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in the mood to cut some one off but my friends aren’t problematic enough :/
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biggest fear: dad gets a blackbelt bfore i find him & i arrive at the arena unprepared
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@dontgivvarats
doesn’t even own a cup just throws the tbag in his gob and under the tap he goes
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need a therapist that wont instantly fall in love with me though 🤔 i dont need cbt to turn into cbt
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Whenever i’m stuck for motivation i just think what would the best version of myself be doing right now but sometimes it backfires and i just cant stop thinking about how much i wanna fuck that guy
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Got some super painkillers from a cancer patient they always got the best shit. Feel like obi kenobi in that heroin movie
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had a dream that i was a big monkey and i had a lil monkey friend, i loved that lil monkey friend more than anything
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When I say I want hole I am in fact referring to the black hole that will consume our planet, ending civilization once and for all
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working titles for next die hard movie
old habbits die hard
calorie free diet hard
add your own
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petition to change the names of all colors to their corresponding ninja in mortal kombat
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