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Time to wrap up Chainsaw’s 2023 results!
237 entries costing $300k
53 cashes for $209k
Net result of -$91,841 on the year.
@AllenKessler
did have at least 3 wins according to Hendon Mob, so there’s that…
Let’s see what 2024 brings. I think it’s the year of the saw!
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The summer is over for Chainsaw 🥲. Let’s take a look and see how Allen did this
@WSOP
!
64 entries for $163.5k
8 cashes for $45.3k
-$118,231 overall on the summer…
He did go 0/21 in his last 21 tournaments, so that certainly didn’t help. There’s always next year!
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3 weeks down at the
@WSOP
now for
@AllenKessler
and he’s on a bit of a heater, cashing 6 out of the last 9 events he’s played!
8 cashes overall in WSOP events for -$7,859.
-$23,639 for the summer.
-$61,407 in 2023.
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Halfway through the 2024
@WSOP
, so let’s get an
@AllenKessler
update shall we?
44 entries so far this summer with 8 cashes includes back to back cashes in the $10k 2-7 triple draw (he almost final tabled it this year!)
Stuck a little over $62k overall.
Back in a few weeks!
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The
@WSOP
has ended, so here are our hero’s final stats:
15 cashes in 37 entries at WSOP specific events for a loss of $8,725.
He finished down $26,105 in all tournaments in Vegas this summer.
@AllenKessler
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We are now 1 month into the
@WSOP
. Time for an
@AllenKessler
update!
He has 10 cashes at the WSOP this summer 💪🏻. That hasn’t translated into profit yet unfortunately.
-$20,668 at the WSOP
-$36,448 including all summer series
-$74,216 on the year ($100k in cashes though!)
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For overall stats this year,
@AllenKessler
has played 150 tournaments, with 33 cashes. He has lost $63,873.
Allen is -$28,480 in NLHE tournaments and -$47,877 in mixed games/PLO events.
That concludes another summer. Hopefully this info has been interesting to all of you!
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Today seems like a good day to post the first update of 2024 🤷🏻♂️
I’ve added a new column that shows
@AllenKessler
’s note as he busts the tournament. Thought that would be a nice touch.
2/17 in cashes vs entries so far for -$7,749, but the year is young.
Thanks for following!
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We are a little over a week into the 2024
@WSOP
, so let’s update
@AllenKessler
’s summer so far.
29 tournaments with 5 cashes.
-$32,546 so far this summer (he has played 2 of the $10k championships).
Long schedule ahead though. We have faith here at the tracker!
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Updated: 2022 final totals
177 tournaments
$266k~ of buy-ins
$194k~ in cashes
-$71k in profits.
This is an improvement over the -$111k in 2021.
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@AllenKessler
I mean, I could. But that’s not a WSOP event and you have been railing pretty hard against online results…
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I removed the $10ks and $25k you played at the WSOP and your results got worse…
-35.4% ROI
@ChainsawTracker
If you do it by buyins, it changes everything.
That number is skewed from 10k mixed at wsop.
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Coming hot off an
@AllenKessler
victory, we have ourselves an update!
215 entries (and re-entries)
46 cashes
3 WINS!
$275.8k in buy-ins
$196.5k in cashes
-$79,267 on the year (-28.7% ROI)
I’ll update again at the end of the year with a breakdown of NL vs mixed results added.
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Allen, why do you force me out of hibernation to show that this isn’t true?
I took the 5 $10ks and the $25k you played last year and you are still down over $16k on the year in mixed games in 2023.
@BuyingFDs
@shaundeeb
Duh that whole mixed chart is predicated on 8 10k mixed events
@WSOP
.
I was a huge winner in a larger sample of smaller buyin mixed throughout the year.
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👋🏻. It’s been far too long since the last update! Let’s see how 2024 has been going for
@AllenKessler
.
86 entries and 13 cashes.
$86k in buy-ins and $45.3k in cashes for a -$40,573 result so far this year.
With Caesars kicking off the summer schedule, I’ll be posting more!
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Fine fine. I did it out of curiosity and you’re only down 44 buy-ins.
I’m not sure what you thought you’d gain from that data, but there ya go.
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Not a ton to track since the WSOP, but
@AllenKessler
has traveled to a couple stops, so let’s update the tracker!
161 entries (and re-entries) this year
34 cashes (21.1% cash rate)
$239.5k in buy-ins
$168.5k in winnings
-$70,928 overall this year (-29.6% ROI)
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NLHE vs Mixed Games in 2023 for
@AllenKessler
NLHE
-$58,525 (-45.6% ROI)
Mixed
-$33,316 (-19.3% ROI)
As always, I do not have any sort of info on how much he sells, how he made his money, etc etc. I’m pulling his buy-ins and results from his Twitter feed and posting
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For new followers, here’s how I’m able to pull Allen’s results. He posts any time he enters a tournament on Twitter or re-enters. He also posts any time he cashes.
I started this account out of curiosity and Allen is totally OK with it. In fact, he asked me to do previous years.
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Results through February 2023.
7/40 in tourney cashes
$35.4k in entries
$23.9k in cashes
-$11.5k in losses.
I’ve also separated results by NLHE vs mixed to see how he does at different variants.
@AllenKessler
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Turns out I was wrong and from the comments I received the people love this
@ChainsawTracker
content, carry on Sir/Maam. 🤷🏻♂️
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Only 1 week left in the
@WSOP
, so it’s time for an update.
@AllenKessler
now has 12 cashes at the WSOP this summer.
He has made day 2 of the $25k HORSE, which I didn’t include in his buy-ins today.
-$24,968 at the WSOP (12/32 cashes (37.5%)! in events)
-$80,116 on the year
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Results through March 2023
12/53 in tourney cashes
$44.8k in entries
$34.2k in cashes
-11.6k in losses
Slow month for volume. Only 13 tournaments played, but he is +$260 on the year in mixed games tournaments, so…progress?
@AllenKessler
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@AllenKessler
Which doesn’t matter in your argument because the $10k+ tournaments are being removed…
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Results for January 2023:
2/18 in tournament cashes
$19.3k in entries
$14.2k in cashes
-$5.1k in losses
@AllenKessler
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Results through May 2023 (Dealer’s Choice still pending)
18/113 in tourney cashes (2/30 in May)
$102k in entries
$47k in cashes
-$55,048 on the year (-$27,394 in May)
@AllenKessler
went 0/18 at the Caesars/Wynn mixed series.
Planning to update weekly w his WSOP/Vegas results.
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Results through April 2023
16/83 in tourney cashes (4/30 in April)
$72k in entries
$44.3k in cashes
-$27,654 on the year (-$17.1k in April)
Rough month for the chainsaw, but we have the
@WSOP
is right around the corner!
@AllenKessler
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@AllenKessler
Something tells me Berkey would pay the $3600 to have this become a permanent bet.
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@JoeSalOG
@WSOP
@AllenKessler
For sure. He lost about $50k last year and $90k~ the year before that at the WSOP specifically.
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@TheSaurus831
@AllenKessler
I’ve only been tracking for 3 years and he is -$253k in that time. 3 losing years
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@AllenKessler
You’re talking about bad luck against Matusow in the $25k in the post above.
Anyways…back to my hole 🙂
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Week 1 of the
@WSOP
in the books for our hero,
@AllenKessler
.
Back to back (min)cashes in the Mystery Bounty and the $1500 Stud Hi so far.
8 entries for a total of $17.6k and $4729 in cashes.
-$12,871 at the WSOP
-$28,651 this summer in Vegas
-$66,419 in 2023
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@AllenKessler
@WSOP
Results through May 2023 (Dealer’s Choice still pending)
18/113 in tourney cashes (2/30 in May)
$102k in entries
$47k in cashes
-$55,048 on the year (-$27,394 in May)
@AllenKessler
went 0/18 at the Caesars/Wynn mixed series.
Planning to update weekly w his WSOP/Vegas results.
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@JohnnieVibes
@AllenKessler
He posts on Twitter any time he buys into a tournament. Same for re-entries. He has assured me that he posts every single tournament he plays, so I shouldn’t be missing anything.
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@AllenKessler
@AriEngelPoker
I’m going to make an executive decision and not add it. I’m not sure if you’ve played online any other time this year and the point of this tracker was for live tourneys that I could track. There’s one .com bracelet event this year on there, but that should be included imo
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@JaySunBraDuh
@AllenKessler
@OrleansPokerRo1
Allen is not exactly the most helpful when it comes to letting me know payouts unfortunately. Gotta wait for that first.
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@AllenKessler
@efropoker
@SelsomeStuart
@PokerroomKings
@WSOP
@StakeKings
You could also do it yourself? It doesn’t take more than 30 seconds to input the tournament you’re playing into an Excel spreadsheet. That’s part of the reason why I’m stopping. Allen doesn’t appreciate it being done and just asks for more.
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@ShoveTime
@AllenKessler
That’s why there are separate results for only WSOP events and all “summer” events.
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@NormanChad
@AllenKessler
How would I track his tournament results if he didn’t post his bust out hands, Norman?
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@Trix2xploit
@WSOP
@AllenKessler
He posts every entry on Twitter and certainly posts anytime he cashes
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@efropoker
@AllenKessler
@PokerroomKings
@WSOP
@StakeKings
Here’s his results for the year. I’m going to retire this account at the end of the year. I don’t feel like following along anymore.
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@lipiner
@AllenKessler
He posts any time he enters and re-enters a tournament on Twitter. That’s totally what I’m basing my tracking on.
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@BobMatherPoker
@berkey11
@GTOWizard
37 in total. He posts all entries on twitter and I create a spreadsheet based on that.
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@efropoker
@AllenKessler
Correct. Unless Hendon Mob hasn’t had a tourney unreported (unlikely for the tourneys he’s playing), that’s the max he could have won, but could have more entries not listed.
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@lipiner
@AllenKessler
It takes about 30 minutes at the end of each month to scroll his Twitter and post the results to a spreadsheet.
He doesn’t post Buffalo buy-ins unfortunately 😂
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@AllenKessler
Hey Allen, big fan. I had a little extra time today, so I pulled your results from March to now. Hope you don’t mind. Please let me know if I missed anything. $44k worth of cashes is impressive!
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@NadavB
@AllenKessler
The first bold number at the bottom of each sheet is the total buy-in amount. The 2nd number is the cash amount. The red number is the +/-
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I was asked by
@AllenKessler
to pull together his 2021 results and this is what I could find from his posts on twitter and Hendon Mob results.
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