Saterrol Gojo
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When you think you're finally done arguing with your girl and then she messages you "I just think it's funny how..."
http://t.co/0OiciiGuOv
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@HardyCaprio
needs to have words with whoever did the lyrics for this on Apple Music, because I’m 99.98% sure he said “bussing all” not “bussing on” looooooooooooooooooooool
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Me: I support Arsenal
Colleague: Ahhh might be a problem but at least we both hate Spurs
Me: you support Chelsea?
Colleague: Nah, Spurs.
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The Mirror blissfully unaware that they've mimicked an extremely fresh Nigerian accent with this headline:
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Lord knows what it must be like to be a black person in the queue at
#DSTRKT
tonight, I'd probably pretend to be someone's shadow loooooool
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Wenger is a genius you know. All this time we've been complaining about "only" reaching the last 16, so this season he made us beg for it.
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Britain when the Tories inevitably win another massive margin in 2024:
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This is another great example of people replying to what they want to see rather than what's actually written. She's said over 25 and people are saying "well actually it's 30." 30 is still over 25 big dawg. I'm begging people to start reading properly before replying.
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One of my biggest eye-openers of adulthood was seeing how hard friends who are teachers work. The maddest thing is, the actual teaching of pupils only makes up a tiny fraction of what they have to do. One of the most bureaucratic jobs out there.
“Teachers are having a laugh 😂 only work til about 3pm”
Hmm, nah… I clearly remember my teachers STILL being at school working well past 8pm coming back from a rugby match…
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My mum told me teachers in her day made a concerted effort to dissuade W.I. kids from entering the professions. So if a kid had the grades to study Medicine, teachers would try and convince them to do nursing instead, car mechanics instead of engineers etc. It was very nefarious.
Within our community (in 🇬🇧), there is def a material difference in outcomes between those whose parents/etc were schooled here and those whose parents/etc were schooled back in the Caribbean… and that should automatically point you towards our history with the British state.
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Wilshere with that "British jobs for British workers"/voted-Brexit-but-lives-in-Costa-del-Sol trim
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One of the weirdest things in football is that RvN and Patrick Kluivert were born on the exact same day (1 July 1976). They feel like they're from two different eras; Kluivert scored the winner in the 1995 CL Final while RvN scored his final goal for the Netherlands in 2011.
Ruud van Nistelrooy turns 44 today! 🎊
- 𝗣𝗦𝗩: 77 in 90
- 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗨𝘁𝗱: 150 in 219
- 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗱: 64 in 96
An elite Champions League goalscorer 🇳🇱🙌
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This tweet is amazing because it's not said anything negative about either player and yet it's managed to rattle both Arsenal and Man United fans 😭😭😭
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@respawnedtarga1
Lack of proximity to the culture makes people feel like they need to overcompensate. It's a shame because we spend so much time arguing about such pointless things.
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Finally real European football is back tonight. We've been starving.
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When your mum stops looking after your passport and other important items for you 😂😂😂
At what age do Caribbean parents recognize you are now an adult?
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I literally can't stop saying "Ænüěstý". This is still one of the funniest videos ever.
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Sturridge and Suarez to the defenders back in the changing room:
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@hashtagcali_
I agree because what she did was so mad. Although an £85k fine would certainly scupper travel plans for the next one to two hundred years loooooooooooooooool.
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It means we have to pull up dressed like this:
My boy’s having a 30th and the dress code is “Rocnation brunch” what does that even mean
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It’s funny because he looks like the kind of winger they would sign and he would get 2 goals and 2 assists in 27 PL games but then absolutely annihilate the Championship.
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“scuff.ics” calendar invite for after work is CRAZY.
The Thameslink train to Bedford was so full this morning, businessmen are actually fighting to get on the train. Like gripsing each other up and offer each other out to meet back up at the station after work. I can’t stop laughing. This is absolutely no way to live life.
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Sorry but did Hulk just make the keeper and the ball go THROUGH the net?!?!
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Wanna know why I have trust issues? I showed my dad how to stream football matches online and he cancelled Sky Sports the very next day.
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I can't lie, I gotta side with the lady on this one 😭 bro just need to get a locket with his mum's picture in it.
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I've tried to conduct an impartial and scientific analysis of what Giroud brings to the Arsenal team:
http://t.co/f78tpgQqtd
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I need to start being blacker at work because clearly the current levels aren't sufficient. These man invited me to go CURLING after work. I'm mortally offended that they would even have the audacity to contemplate such a thing.
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That is an A1 dab tbh.
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Sadio Mane after his first few training sessions under Klopp.
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@ashindestad
Even thinking about the transit from train/tube to coach gives me anxiety. Biggest TfL lie since “Monument and Bank are essentially the same station”
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My Aunty went to shop at the Next Sale every year religiously, and she used to go to the gym in the weeks before to train for it. God only knows what the staff there had to endure.
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Sorry but having grown up on WWF/WWE, this is 100,000% wrestling smack talk if I've ever seen it.
http://t.co/JO2qeCm8ls
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My Out of Office auto-reply when I’ve gone on holiday and not properly handed anything over.
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Finally, some good content.
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The way they'd roll up every day and just look down on proceedings like:
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@IsaiahThinks
Had to turn my phone landscape just so I could fully appreciate the extent to which we’re swerving that disgusting word in the middle.
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I'm still laughing, Mourinho actually tried to take credit for eliminating Man United at Old Trafford 3 times in his career, once as their manager looooooooool.
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When Giroud and Gignac both miss sitters but the real shooters were left at home.
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A graph to show the quality of life I've lived since graduating a year ago:
http://t.co/iDxkekHVMf
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Currently giving myself mad props for being too dumb and too poor to invest in cryptocurrency >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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It's crazy how we just see the nice, polished end product but there's so so so much work that goes into executing something like this.
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@_NOMICS
I'm not sure why people keep bringing Maguire/VVD into this. They were signed from established Premier League clubs, Vidic was signed from Spartak Moscow. If that was replicated today, Man U would be paying £25m tops 😂😂😂
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It's sad when footballers are the same age as you. Shaqiri, James Rodriguez and Neymar scoring freely while I'm at home cooking pot noodles.
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I'm more taken aback by the fact there's a species called the Rothschild's giraffe. You haven't really got money until you've got "we named a giraffe after you" money.
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The UK itself barely has functional infrastructure but people here genuinely believe they built railways that were of use to colonies after the British left?
Also it's scarily close to the "At least the trains ran on time" rhetoric Mussolini apologists love to (errantly) use.
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@MixahFanimo
Glad someone realises that Özil is a killer in front of goal. It’s actually infuriating how little he gets himself into goalscoring positions because he should be hitting double figures in the league.
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looooool if Jack Wilshere goes to Palace, he's gonna be fighting outside SLVR in Croydon and Bridge Bar in Beckenham every weekend.
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What £19.99 of strategy consulting will get you:
So a PS5 costs £449.99...🧐
Did you know you can literally start a business with that?!
- £30 register with companies house
- £250 build a website
- £150 on marketing
- £19.99 Strategy consultation
🤝
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People thought that James David Rodríguez Rubio would struggle in the league that Jordan Henderson is running riot in.
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He's talking about Inter Milan how Jada Pinkett Smith talks about Tupac.
Lukaku to Sky: “I’m always thinking about Milano, Milano, Milano... Inter fans are the best in the world. I love the city and the best moment of my career was at Inter. I am in love with Italy - I have Inter in my heart”. 🔵
#CFC
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You mean to tell me that Ivan Toney spent this much time in William Hill and Ladbrokes and he STILL doesn’t want to play for Jamaica?!?!?
The FA have informed Brentford that Ivan Toney has been charged in relation to additional 30 breaches of FA betting rules, taking the total to 262 breaches. 🚨
#BrentfordFC
“Ivan has until Wednesday 4 January 2023 to provide a response”, statement reports.
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@Ejiketion
"What you see is what you get" is absolutely finishing me because it's so categorically untrue 😂😂😂
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How Irish people describe Thierry Henry's handball in the World Cup Play-off:
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This is actually unbelievable.
A black British man with severe asthma died in
#Brixton
whilst under arrest by Met Police, who did not take him to hospital and told him to "stop acting up" before he suffered a cardiac arrest.
The inquest into Ian Taylor's death finished yesterday:
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I'm proper proud of my dad man. Today so many family friends, ex-foster kids and extended family members have rang him to say Happy Father's Day because of the support he's offered to them. He's a real good egg.
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Rah I haven't seen Ronaldo score a goal like this in ages
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The structure thing is so fake as well, he literally just runs around giving the ball away. He's not even tidy and conservative. Just does nothing.
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When your boy who’s in a relationship comes on his first night out in a while and sees nice girls in attendance
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Man
@DLTBrunch
tickets are gonna be even harder to procure with the proliferation of these love at first sight stories. They need to introduce a season ticket or something for us loyal fans 😂😂😂
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It really says something about this country's psychology that there are people who are genuinely despondent over the fact hungry schoolchildren will be fed. How does your thinking even become that way inclined?
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I said the same thing, that pricing model is catastrophic.
£1k for 1 hour to £14k for 20 days.
People don’t know how to make money and it’s upsetting me.
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@SerChidera
Also the British Media refused to publish stories about Prince Andrew until it became absolutely impossible to ignore any further. He had been implicated in the US press months before he was mentioned here.
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Illarramendi, Denis Suarez and all those guys are getting WORKED next season.
Midfield of Tchouameni and Camavinga in that pansy league isn’t fair
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"
@_NathanSinclair
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@JamzLdn
:
#SayNoToHoveringWeave
😂
http://t.co/wCsnWeibNm”
LOOOOL ffs"
#PullUpToTheSceneWithMyCeilingMissing
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Lmao so I’m pretty ill today but I managed to drag myself to work. Been sneezing all over the gaff and the Irish guy I sit opposite goes “I don’t tink you should be here” to me. I replied “alright Liam Neeson!” and there was the most awkward silence before everyone laughed.
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Expert on incompetently managing England and getting sacked drafted in for his opinion
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The next photo album
#DSTRKT
uploads onto Facebook is gonna be looking like this
http://t.co/aAhRAK94Qg
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How can a human being be this good at football man?
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I need to stop listening to music while I'm trying to learn. Definitely wrote "Financial Controlla" in a mock exam.
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I’m meeting a colleague I’ve never met before in a very crowded place and we’re both trying to describe where we are. At what point do I cave in and just say I’m black so we can narrow the search 99.98%?
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I need
@LILUZIVERT
to tell the Wireless crowd we're all going to hell with him again today, the panic that caused last time was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. There was nearly a stampede caused by people trying to run away from his words 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If you think you've had a bad day, just know a woman on my train this morning handed me this:
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Me waiting for my manager to log off so I can then log off one picosecond later.
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Neymar without the numbers would still be an absolute phenom but that blend of style and substance is pretty much unmatched. He probably won't get the recognition his career deserved because he fully lived up to the early hype.
Yooo u see Neymar, the way he plays football will continue to spin me… yday I asked myself if anyone has everrrrr been this gifted 😭
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The amount of people under this tweet who are wilfully misinterpreting the very clear and very obvious meaning behind it. Someone actually said “what about Diana Ross?” 😕
For all us young black artists that are financially well off/rich from music, we owe a lot of our success to Stormzy cause even just 5 years ago none of this was possible.
The game needed change and he done it.
Well done King.
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Today marks the International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination. Slavia says a loud NO TO RACISM which has no place in football, in society or in our day-to-day lives.
#notoracism
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Pogba when Man Utd try and make him come back from international duty
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People complaining about the salary are missing the point that this job is CLEARLY going to go to some posho aristocrat who has absolutely no need for the money. The salary is probably even low by design 😭😭😭
👑Kate Middleton is hiring a new assistant for £27,500 a year and they need to be a big fan of hers to get the job
Read more 👇
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Marvin Gaye's family are the top 3 most relentless people in the world alongside PPI callers and headhunters.
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Me taking my fourth one-a-day hay fever tablet in 2 hours:
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