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If Arteta was Denmark manager summer 2021 he wouldāve kept Christian Eriksen on.
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They were disinfecting the streets daily while British folk had to get taught how to wash their hands we were already finished.
Meanwhile Wuhan is hosting pool parties smh I hate it here.
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3 reasons why Labour never stood a chance . 1) Traditional media have this country in a headlock.2) The complete erosion of empathy .3) The cognitive dissonance that causes people to associate themselves with the rich rather than their own socio-economic class.
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Pouring a glass of wine to watch NBA the funniest shit Iāve ever seen.
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Watford not releasing Emmanuel Dennis for AFCON is actually disgraceful. I donāt care about a late email it simply wouldnāt happen for any other international tournament.
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My girl sent me to get her an eyebrow pencil and I wasted 20 mins in WH Smith before being told I need to go Boots.
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Ozil when he landed in Madrid
šØšļø| Florentino Perez (2012, leaked): "When Ozil came to Madrid, he replaced his girlfriend with a model from Milan, until Mourinho told him that that model was f*cked by the entire Inter and AC Milan squads, and the technical staffs of both teams as well (laughs.)" #rmalive.
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We need Mourinho to randomly pick a fight with somebody and lose the dressing room that Spurs team serious.
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City signing Utdās goat player is nuts. Utd gotta respond by signing Darius Vassell or sumn.
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Artetaās Arsenal v Ralfās Man U gonna be the worst football match of all time.
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I took a babes Benihana for her bday & she ordered wagyu beef, lobster tail & two Japanese sakes cocktails I slept with clenched fists for the next month pls.
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Arteta got people thinking Partey is a scrub. Last year he just got done dropping a blassic on Liverpoolās head and was widely viewed as one of the best midfielders in the world. Arteta tax is different.
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Btw shoutout that chick for going to the police first, getting him charged & convicted and THEN coming to the TL with a messy thread. She done shit in the right order unlike most of you.
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Kai Havertz shouldāve said he was a Ćzil hive member earlier I wouldāve been on here gaslighting folk bout some off the ball runs too.
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My guys Pepe, Ćzil, Saliba & AMN not involved in this L Iām gucci you lot be safe tho.
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Wengerās Francophone pull gets Arsenal guys like Auba & Aouar while Sir Alexās British Isles pull gets Utd guys like Dan James & Maguire š.
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Pep Guardiola needs to apologise to Yaya Toure if he ever wants to see a Champions League again.
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They talking bout a UK vs US clash and Iām hearing names like Fekky and Aitch!?? Ayyy nahh weāre getting swept š.
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Actually rate Sterling for patterning. Heās Englandās best player & one of the most senior players and been top 3 in the league. Canāt let these young guys mock it.
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This transfer window has been an opportunity of a lifetime for clubs with money and Arsenal went and spent Ā£100m on back ups I canāt believe it.
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Arsenal are about to pay Aubameyang to play for Barcelona because he was late back to London after visiting his sick mum.
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Arteta actually lives in my head rent free mann heās actually proper scattered my brain.
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Arsenal sold a top 5 homegrown keeper in the league for Ā£17m last summer and are now gonna spend big money on Ramsdale and justify it because heās homegrown.
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Couldnāt care less after the way he treated Ćzil, Saliba, Pepe, AMN, Douzi, Nelli, Nelson, Balogun etc.
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Arteta and Edu selling Arsenal fans on a new ālong termā project after the short term project failed
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would you like Tuchel at Arsenal?.
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Stormzy & Maya Jama gotta stop posting shit cos I'm so close to wifeing a babes and seeing what this relationship thing is saying.
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Normal niggas in open relationships fuckin on 2/10s to keep their numbers up at the same rate as their girl
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The mistakes Arteta & Edu made in configuring the midfield really coming home to roost. You canāt spend Ā£120m on Havertz, Lokonga and Vieira and they all be net negatives.
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That Arteta sack is gonna be so sweet I will celebrate it like the 2014 FA Cup Final.
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Give Goebbels Artetaās propaganda machine and Hitler wins in 1945.
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Yahudi AFCBell you know? How dare you stand where he stood.
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Utd fans are going to go from bringing up Ronaldoās allegations to stanning him. Football fans are some funny individuals.
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Djjdjdjdd this genuinely looks like a first day out video.
Willian reunited with his father in Brazil after signing for Corinthians š§š·
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Have to give Mikel credit for turning Saka into such a valuable asset for us. Excellent work from both of them.
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Ben White has never played in a back 2 in a top 5 league but it is Saliba who was lacking experience. Funny manager. Funny fans.
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Thierry Henry wouldāve ate in this handball pen era he was chipping it up onto peoples hands in 03 loool.
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Arsenal fans are now equating āsalary savedā to a transfer fee. Literally no other group of fans do this. Itās literally not a thing.
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Utd fans are more angry at Arsenal being 11th than Arsenal fans š.
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AFCBell called Jerusalem the eternal capital of Palestine and all of a sudden gunnerpunner hates Partey š¤š¤Ø.
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Bro said sheās getting done dirty like he aināt the one sharing the screenshots !? š.
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There are Arsenal fans that didnāt appreciate Mesut Ćzil while he played for us. Very upsetting. That aināt no way to live.
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Rival fans & pundits keep saying āwhy didnāt ___ sign Parteyā lol he only wanted to come to Arsenal, thatās Wengerās legacy, there never was another option.
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Conte rejecting the chance to sign Ndombele or Tonali so he can sign Vidal this guy is OBSESSED with bums omg.
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If I was in the studio every time Jorja make a joke I would be laughing so loud you wouldnāt even be able to hear the music.
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Kills me that a Tottenham fan left his house with a banana skin in his pocket cos he knew Auba or Laca were scoring yday š¤£.
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How many times in Pepeās Arsenal career have we seen him latching onto a through ball in that right hand channel? It was his bread and butter at Lille itās disgraceful how weāve used him.
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Watching other teams play really reminds you of how badly Arsenal are coached. Comfy worst coached side in the league.
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Men get out of a relationship and start reconnecting with the gang. Women come out and give their coochie away to the first nigga that asks smh.
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Arsenal fans that defend every single move the club makes are too spooky. We have failed to achieve our goals 5 years in a row. If every move we made was the right one I promise that wouldnāt have happened.
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Ćzil balled out vs Liverpool and Leicester without being a defensive liability and then Emery dropped him and called him out in the press for no reason. Now our star player is disinterested. Arsenal fans said it was great man management tho.
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Nxggas listening to Culture II in the morning and calling it trash. Ofc itās trash, whoās listening to the Migos before 9am ffs.
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Arsenal have spent Ā£230m but the quality of the squad has gone backwards due to Artetaās ego. Do you know how insane that is. We need a billion.
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First Ćzil tricked Alexis into leaving so he could get his payday and now he convinced Wilshere to leave so he could get the No.10 shirt. Killer mentality is back. 20 assist season confirmed.
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Long term project but you ruined the careers of Saliba, Willock, Nelson, Douzi & Eddie. Signed Willian, Mari, Cedric, Luiz & 3 loan deals. Yh right buddy.
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Arsenal rumoured to be spending Ā£45m on two more defenders (Hickey & Molina)ā¦ this Arteta guy doesnāt learn.
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Add the worst of Pepās philosophical biases with Mourinhoās divisiveness, Moyesā tactics, Conteās Talent ID & General Stalinās totalitarianism and you have Mikel Arteta. We are FINISHED.
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Wenger sides were high powered offence juggernauts mann.
Harry Kane becomes the sixth player to provide 4+ assists in a single Premier League game:. š“ Dennis Bergkamp (1999).š“ JosĆ© Antonio Reyes (2006).š“ Cesc FĆ bregas (2009).āŖļø Emmanuel Adebayor (2012).š“ Santi Cazorla (2013).āŖļø Harry Kane (2020). It's a north London thing.
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You are chasing a goal so you take all your strikers off. You then take your RB off for a LB. So good. So generational. So big brain.
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The way Arteta stans spoke about Ben White in the summer was crazy. Told me he was some generational ball playing CB. Had me doubting my eye. Glad I turned out to be right.
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Michael Modern been exposed for being abusive, broke and stealing now. Guarantee it wonāt stop a babes from trying to āchange himā tho. Game is that game š¤·āāļø.
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Arsenal fans are the most dumbest, naive, in denial fanbase in the whole of sports. Wake up and face your reality. Perpetual decline for 6 years yet you justify every move to club makes.
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Arteta led us to our worst season in 25 years while making wrong decision after wrong decision but itās inconceivable heās wrong on Saliba? Yh Iām not having that.
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Twitter nikkas talking bout where is the awareness lmao when that horndawg take over you thereās nothing else on your mind.
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Artetaās entire transfer strategy is to just sign players who play in Pepe and Salibaās positions š¤”.
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Arsenal fans thought Arteta was a generational coach cos a twitter user called Skengteta tweeted it im still laughing.
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So a man leaked his own sex tape, held corn, faked suicidal to stop the corn and is now on the TL asking for models for a clothing line?.
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Arteta has never been a head coach before and is literally the worst Arsenal manager in a lot of our lifetimes yet some Arsenal fans have complete faith in him. Itās so weird.
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Wesley Fofana calls Saliba big bro and is getting linked to Real Madrid while my manager thinks Holding & Mari better š.
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Utd players cheat and then take a developmental jump lool AWB going straight into my fantasy team.
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Ćdegaard has been rated since he was 15 but Arsenal fans who saw him play 3 games said āhe aināt itā. The fanbaseās collective inability to evaluate players is scary.
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England going through a golden age attackers and Southgate brings 4 RBs.
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Saliba is miles better than Holding.Willock is miles better than El Neny.Maitland-Niles is miles better than Cedric & El Neny.Nelson is miles better than Willian. But who is it that Edu & Arteta plan to keep & prioritise? š¤”š¤”.
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Arsenal fans are shocked that the man that has exhibited awful talent ID for the past 20 months wants to sign awful players loool.
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Kanye has taken it too far this time.
Iāve been dreaming of this moment forever. Thank you Big Boy. Thank you Kanye. Life is insane.
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Artetaās ego being the main driver of football decisions at Arsenal is how you spent Ā£150m and donāt improve. Heās actually so funny.
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You ran from the grind.
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Pepe & Salibaās only crime is being signed under Emery. Arteta is a joke.
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Dembouz needs to get serious so we can finally see the Mbappe - Martial - Dembele front 3 at a major tournament we been waiting.
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Getting rushed on your birthday is a crazy concept what was wrong with kids mann loool.
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Maybe now Arsenal fans will realise that lying about Arteta and the players he likes wonāt suddenly make him a good manager.
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Arsenal fans saying Arteta and Garlick are ahead of the curve stacking up on (mid) homegrown players because of new incoming HG rules are actually so funny.
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This war has no business being fought on Iraqi land. America have no business still being on Iraqi land. Their people have suffered enough smh.
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Arsenal fans will justify keeping ass players by saying their squad players and then be shocked when theyāre playing and their ass lool.
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Drake look more uncomfortable with his son than he did outside Marcy Projects š.
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Renewed my Arsenal membership after seeing links to Camavinga and Maddison but now Iām seeing names likeā¦ Ramsdale and MĆ¼ldĆ¼r ā¦.
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