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✨ Part Time Snack, Full Time Annoyance ✨1/3 of #OFFTHECUFFPOD
📍London
Joined April 2010
I handed my notice in today and the chaos that ensued could honestly sustain me for seven summers. Why is there now a call with the CEO in my diary?! 🤣.
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Someone shushed me in a meeting this morning and when I politely mentioned to her (this afternoon) that it was rude, she started crying? Ok man. Yes. Yes she is.
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For those who don’t understand Yoruba, he is saying:. Even in this country, we’re not gonna rest, we’re not gonna stay silent because our voices here can be louder and heard more than the people back home.
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@Leeeeeorn I actually wanna hear what they have to say because nothing can change my mind. I’ll listen then tell them no thanks at the end 😂.
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The call has been moved to a meeting as “these things are better face to face” but my 1:1 for tomorrow got moved to today so my manager and I could go through 24/25 planning and forecasting.
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“Cuff It” came on in the office and someone turned it off cos they didn’t get tickets. This is the hater energy I support.
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Telling me I look good isn’t enough. I need a 2 min vn of you barking.
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Do short men get a discount to DLT or…?.
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@MrTund For people that struggle with executive dysfunction & other MH challenges, things like this (although often more expensive) can literally be the difference between eating and not. It’s not just the food delivered, the instructions help decrease the mental burden.
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We know the mad people we are dealing with, If they don’t wanna listen, we’ll make them listen. They’ll listen by force. You’ve caused all our problems, what are we doing here in London? If we could earn the same money back home like we do here, we wouldn’t stay.
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We’re not proud to be here. I’m a proud Nigerian. *then it gets muffled because of the man yelling*. He finishes off by saying we don’t want any of the big boys here in the UK (governors, presidents etc) stay in Nigeria.
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@_MKBeauty @EmanKellam I wish you understood Yoruba. The translation to English doesn’t hit as hard. Looool.
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I’m actually so shy for Kai, Ron & Tom. Moral of the story? Don’t trust a man who only has 3 letters in his name. #LoveIsland.
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The McCrispy is just a McChicken with a lace front. 😒.
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I then asked what’s changed since my promotion request was denied 3 weeks ago…silence. I asked what, in their opinion would be the professional benefit of me staying somewhere my value wasn’t realised until I said I was leaving…you guessed it. silence!.
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Shirt, trouser and hard sole shoe at a festival is unforgivable.
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It ended by me saying every situation, however unfortunate, is a learning opportunity.
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I’ve just taken an antihistamine because I can’t bring myself to tell my mum allergies aren��t the reason my eyes are red.
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How anyone can say lemon Fanta is the worst flavour when fruit twist is right there is beyond me.
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My upper body strength was comparable to wet spaghetti a few months ago. Shallout my coach for real!
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Bread and stew for breakfast and nobody can beat me. I even added meat sef.
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On Fridays, emails should be classed as assault.
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Today, these people learned there is no monopoly on madness. After the proposal was put on the table, I asked what has changed since submitting in my resignation…silence.
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I can’t even explain the levels of JOY I felt last night watching Big Brovaz 🥹.The nostalgia! . Shout out @Room187UK each and every time!
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I was going through my camera roll and came across this piece of #BlackGirlMagic . @YinkaDinka .@YazzyPresents
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My friend referred to @mrvans7 and @folsforever collectively as ‘Vans & Converse’ and I haven’t been able to breathe since 😭😭😭. #OFFTHECUFFPOD.
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Just realised I didn’t take the salmon out of the freezer before I left this morning. Sleep for dinner it is.
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One thing I love about el jibiti events is everyone is just there to have a good time. Not a north face or tech fit in sight 😍.
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A small sum of £1,497,000 would do me really well right now.
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I once told my parents I was pregnant. After the initial shock wore off, I said I wasn’t preggo but I got my tongue pierced. They were annoyed but just happy I wasn’t with child. 🤣.
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My baby brother just landed a job as a software developer for Lloyds. in the middle of a panoramic. I love that kid man 😭.
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It’s only just hit me what I’ve achieved with this new job. 🥹.2020 was a violent year, but in hindsight, the panasonic forced me out of my comfort zone andthe growth I’ve experienced since then has been remarkable.
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I was in the function crying at a 90 degree angle so I didn’t ruin my makeup.
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If I tell you I find you attractive, and your response is that I don’t look like your exes, I’ve got no choice but to believe you want me dead. #MAFSUK.
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When I first started my business, I used to DREAD the photography but with some YouTube and a lot of patience, I’m getting better! 😭🙌🏾 . I love how the shots came out for my new organisers - check it out!
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There’s not a single problem I have right now that head and a million pounds wouldn’t fix.
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I got this on Amazon and it’s hands down THE best party game. Does what it says on the tin. 😅
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That barber was barbing for his life.
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We’re big people now. Bring a bottle doesn’t mean wine. 🤨.
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@DeezyStark If you’re backed into a corner, “I’m currently interviewing for roles paying between x & y” is a non combative way to get out.
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If it wasn’t acceptable to drink from 9am, the bar wouldn’t be open from 8 🤷🏾♀️
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Wishing everyone a prosperous week ahead 💕.
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During uni, there was a guy who would do small small flirting with me UNTIL the day he met my cousin. The next day, he looked me dead in the eye and said “Nah, nah nah. you’re the wroooong cousin” . Jesus wept.
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There’s a peace in my spirit I haven’t felt for a long time. Life is good ☺️.
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Ive just had my first international order 🥺.
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Lakeith Stanfield. Today is the day I see it.
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I put £80 on my oyster at the start of the month and it’s down to around £5. I wfh 3x a week. WE NEED TO RIOT!.
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@iamkurupt3rd @clarah_fransis @TiwaSavage @4everBrandy I feel like the joke of it all has truly gone over your head, regardless, have a nice day sir 🙂.
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