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What Annamalai did to TN BJP! We spoke to a friend from TN. This is what he has to say! "In 2009, dad and I went to the polling booth in a nearby village. While coming back, he asked me which candidate I cast my vote for. I told him that I voted for the BJP candidate. He was
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Did Prof. @ARanganathan72 start a new business?
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@UnSubtleDesi you may like this 😀
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JEEP does it this year!
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@TariqMajidi We blame Tom Cruise for this
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Thank you @Tejasvi_Surya 🙏
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Happy birthday @Swamy39
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@ARanganathan72 We know @Iyervval is hot-headed but drying his underwear and towel on his head is a bit too much.
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@TheBombayBombil Firstly, INC is not going to win. Even if they win, going by their earlier commitments, you can be sure that they will not fulfill this!
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The best time was when @ysjagan announced English medium education for govt schools. #RiseOfYSJagan
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@IndiaToday If it is so urgent, go to loo @IndiaToday . You guys are drunk on a dry day!
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@AJEnglish Most South Indians be like, who is this fellow we never heard about 😮
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#Drishyam2 is a fantastic movie. We have become huge fans of #Lalettan . Take a bow, Sir 🤩
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A doctor friend has mentioned this in a WA group. "This could be a very serious health problem...Acute Alcohol withdrawal can cause death , fits and also increase in agitation, possibly crime ...." Shutting down liquor shops. What do you think, Prof. @ARanganathan72 ?
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@Being_Humor We calculated this again. Rs. 650 monthly SIP actually becomes 760 crores in 10 years. Guess, you missed the extra day in a leap year.
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@digvijaya_28 Should we boycott INC for emergency?
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@engineers_feed It will end by Dec 31st
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@BDUTT No, we don't believe you. We believe in Ravish's version that Adani bought NDTV to silence him 😝
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@sardesairajdeep Are you saying insulting anyone based on their surname should be accepted? By the way, ignorantia juris non excusat!
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@narendramodi But sir, can you identify a fake offer letter? 🤩😍
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@aslam_IPS (Hadith)Al-Bukhari (2855)claims that some people came to Madina and fell ill with bloated abdomens. Propeht told them to combine the milk and urine of a camel and drink that, after which they recovered. May be a concoction of this and cow urine will help, what say @aslam_IPS ?
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@mcdonaldsindia What if we want Non-halal food? Most Hindus do not eat Halal food. They can boycott your restaurant chains? @GitaSKapoor
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@ndtv This is similar to the Padma award to Nehru?
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Russia is raining missiles on Ukraine
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@IndiaToday And @IndiaToday blocks us 😎 One more badge of honour 🤣
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Prof. @ARanganathan72 couple classmates, seniors from college and work died in the past 1 week. They were all healthy and fit. In the age group of 30- 45. They all suffered heart attack. They were in the hospital taking treatment for COVID. Is there a pattern here?
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And we have a town by name Ghazipur 🙄
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GHAZI (an Arabic word, from ghazā, to fight), the name given to Mahommedans who have vowed to exterminate unbelievers by the sword. It is also used as a title of honour, generally translated “the Victorious,”
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@DeoRampur @svaradarajan @IsmatAraa @thewire_in Why are you begging him? Use your powers. Would you be requesting like this if it was a FB post or a blog? @svaradarajan is not the POTUS!
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@_sabanaqvi Feel sorry for #Rahul . Feel sorry for #Kejriwal . But when a BJP politician says something, all hell will break loose :) . Right?
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@ShashiTharoor Wow. We would like to draw your attention to these tweets Mr. Tharoor. Technology was so awesome in 2010 and 2017 that you never worried about the grid crash?
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@krishcan76 @annamalai_k Hearing similar stories everywhere!
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@arpitachatter Hehe. Will you stop flying in and out of Adani operated airports?
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@miakhalifa @rupikaur_ @theJagmeetSingh Hey Mia, you should ask a refund for your nose job.
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@IndiGo6E @rohanduaT02 What is there to speak, Linda? For prints @IndiGo6E charges 200 Rs? Do you print, laminate and then frame and give it to the passengers?
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Where are the feminists? Tag a feminist you know...
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In which Theater?
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#Breaking | Mehbooba Mufti released.
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@sonakshisinha Awww. The dimmest bulb is proud of its existence 😄
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@svaradarajan @thewire_in How long you guys will peddle this non-sense.A Billionaire who is on the world's richest list buys a media company to silence a joker who is not even known to many, especially the non-Hindi speaking populace? When we are craving for a sweet, we buy a box and not the sweet stall
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@virendersehwag Tera naam aaj se, Swag. Virender Swag 😎
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How can you expect them to support our army when they do not even support our cricket team? #UnitedAgainstTerror
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The whole nation is indebted to the bright and brilliant @GretaThunberg for what she has done with the tool kit. We thank her from the Mariana Trench of our heart. Retweet if you agree ❤️
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@Simi_Garewal @PrannoyRoyNDTV Humm, they shouldn't have taken a loan with the child as the collateral. It's possible that they didn't love the child to the extent that you desired.
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@Punitspeaks @sardesairajdeep He will not understand @Punitspeaks . RG is taking #BharatJodoYatra for people who spread hate like him 😎
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Bhakts: If BJP wins floor test it will be a Masterstroke by Amit Shah *After the resignation of Yeddyurappa* Bhakts: Masterstroke by Amit Shah
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@miakhalifa Similarly we don't give two hoots about your opinion on our country's internal matters.
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@ratneshkumar684 @ZestMoney Fraudsters! Hey @ZestMoney @ZestMoneyCares have you considered begging at Bangalore signals as an alternative for this day light robbery?
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We are waiting for the official confirmation from @ArvindKejriwal before breaking the news #Balakot
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@Iyervval 's favourite book 🤩
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@narendramodi Go back and open a tea stall!
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@_sabanaqvi Bombs? Ma'am, this is India not Pakistan!
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@ndtv @Nidhi And we fell for this tweeting attack on our intelligence 😶
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@ARanganathan72 Have you ever tried watching her Lok Sabha speeches on mute (on youtube). A doctor friend recommeneded this to reduce stress. Works every single time.
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@ANI Reduce the air in the tyres of the truck and then move the truck
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@TheRestlessQuil Though it is not a country, you could consider moving to North Sentinel Island.
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The popularity of 2018 Kannada drama 'KGF: Chapter 1' was so immense that the film was dubbed in several languages, and it raised the expectations for its sequel. @AAFilmsIndia @VaaraahiCC @PrithvirajProd #KGF2onJan8
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@sardesairajdeep @jigneshmevani80 Aren't you amazed by the hate campaign against @TheQuint ? What is your view on that? Or you cannot talk/tweet about your Ex-Boss' venture?
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@VISAKANMURUGES1 @OpIndia_com Yes. He is lying. A friend flew in and out of Madurai last month and he is of the same view.
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@zlaeq @elonmusk Haha.. that would be great name for @CNN
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@ANI Save trees! A plump idiot like him could bring that tree down!
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Age 10: I want to clear IAS Age 15: I want to become a doctor Age 21: Becomes an Engineer Age 25: I want to be an entrepreneur Age 27: MBA Age 30: Welcome to my Youtube channel. If you like my video, please LIKE, Share and comment. Do not forget to click the bell icon 😂😂
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@rahulroushan Same as Tamil and Tamilian
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@TrueIndology This is the only good thing this Govt. has done for the hard-working, tax paying middle-class. A long weekend to chill/relax/recoup after paying the previous FY taxes.
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How fake news is generated and how the leftist ecosystem works in India ! A thread on #HyenaActivists An elephant dies of electrocution in a village farm on the outskirts of Coimbatore city. Forest and EB Officials visit the place and find out that the
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@PTI_News Really? Air Deccan was offering cheap tickets way back in 2006!
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@Kunthavi5 @Raminations @TechGenyz Hey @TechGenyz what kind of Background checks you have to filter out morons?
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Retweet if you miss Prof. @ARanganathan72 😌
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@_sabanaqvi how about a campaign for blood-less Eid?How about a campaign to save stray dogs of Kerala? How about a campaign for UCC #Talaq ?
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Not sure if bakeries in India use wooden spikes. Be careful, friends!
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@ARanganathan72 You are the Mayor of Sarcasmopolis 😂
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Always use protection.
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Fuck the Pope.
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@ndtv Like what flavour ice cream to order when going on a team lunch.....
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@FT Soros when election approaches in democracies across the world
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@prakashraaj Pain must be unbearable.
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@ThePollLady @Iyervval Exactly. Just coz she asks uncomfortable questions, one should not trend #HaramiMahua . She is a female and an MP. Respect that 🙏
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@Shahrcasm 7 is a person? Looks like a bag of rice
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@ShashiTharoor And this genius thinks we buy crude in rupees. We no longer buy crude from Iran! This is where a Congi falters always. Why not add more credibility to this post by adding USD INR rate (59) in 2014 to 74 now! They still think people are dumb to not notice that.
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@ShekharGupta @SAfridiOfficial @WajSKhan Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference - Winston Churchill Sycophants will not get that, Mr. Gupta!
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@ANI After few months @IIM_Bangalore will invite Kerala health minister for a seminar. National team: 0 IIMB : 1
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@pbhushan1 @laluprasadrjd Pseudo nationalist and jingoist in the same sentence. You could have added, "farrago" too 🙄
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@vishkanyaaaa @UnSubtleDesi This is, "Push for Kiss", scam 🤣
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Bapu ji only wants us to believe in our sanskriti and nothing else. People should not accuse the saviour of our sanatan dharam 🙏 #moraribapu #vivaadhuasamaapt
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@gaana Incredible! India feels like one big happy family this noon. Strangers smiling at each other, noon joggers listening to @gaana . Hope it lasts :)
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We are not sure why many are angry on Greta. She exposed the cabal. She exposed their sinister plans. She is like Rahul Gandhi who helps BJP win 😎
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@Nidhi Is he vertically challenged?
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@TimesNow @Shehzad_Ind @thenewshour We, the fans of Tyrion Lannister are offended by this tweet of yours. Show us one witty, sarcastic and a wise person like Tyrion from the pseudo Gandhi family.
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@ARanganathan72 @atti_cus Prof. ignore these vile creatures. Time is the most valuable commodity for scientists like you. Do not waste it on them. We all are with you.
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@RamaNewDelhi @ShekharGupta @PrashantKishor Even without PK, DMK would have managed this. With PK they should have swept the state. Without JJ and with TTV playing spoil sport if AIADMK has managed to do this, we strongly believe PK's strategies never worked. Do not forget the anti-incumbency.
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C for congress and C for Corruption, yet another announcement of scheme is a failure as rajasthan gov failed to recruit 2000 Doctors which they promised to fight Corona ! @Randeepchoudhry #2000DoctorJoiningRajcmo
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