CarterNixon
@CarterNixon
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retweets are always hundred percent endorsements. I don't have time to joke around.
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Joined March 2009
For those who missed it I had a good Twitter interaction last night
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A LOT of “You’re not allowed to make jokes anymore! There should be no limits on comedy” people are very upset about this joke that took place at a comedy concert!.
Kyle Gass — one half of the rock duo Tenacious D with actor Jack Black — is under fire after making a controversial comment about the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Black can be seen presenting a birthday cake to Gass on stage and asking him to “make a wish” in
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I thought this was a joke video of one guy interviewing himself.
Drew Starkey says he and Daniel Craig had “months” of rehearsal for a dance sequence in #Queer, which they shot over the course of one night. | #ActorsOnActors
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Wahlberg just praying they blow the ship up so he can star in the movie because he knows its a hanks joint if they get it out safely.
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He was never considered comically fat. Very few jokes were about how fat he was. It was never the focus of his character in the show. I see this take pop up a lot in here.
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I know it’s bad but I’m hearing this in that voice of hers and chuckling.
Mia Goth Allegedly Told 'MaXXXine' Extra Suing Her for Battery on Set That ‘Nobody Will Believe You Because You’re Nothing’
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It is literally keeping the main character alive. Pretty necessary!.
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I like to think that while mad max stuff is happening in Australia at the same time planet of the apes stuff is happening in the states.
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Best thing about twin peaks is that cooper rolls into town and Truman likes him and vice versa . There is no smart city slicker butting heads with yokel sheriff stuff. Truman just goes with all coopers weird ideas and cooper truly loves them and the town.
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Love this Netflix poster for Casino that makes it look like a heartwarming comedy about two retirees who go to Vegas for one last wild weekend and find out sometimes the house doesn’t always win!
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Yeah it’s called Popstar.
i can envision a veep/spinal tap type satirical comedy about a 2010s-era pop star who is trying to mount a comeback but keeps being thwarted by comical mishaps and easily avoidable blunders. maybe allison williams could star.
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Whoa Spade says on his latest podcast that Norm shot a special before he died. No audience just alone in a room because he was running out of time and clubs were still closed and he just wanted to get it all out before he died. There is going to be a doco/special coming out soon.
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Maybe he sucks?.
My son turned 13 on Friday & not a single Dem family member reached out to wish him a happy birthday. Not a call. Not a card. Not a gift. Nothing. He’s a child. He can’t vote. But his parents voted the “wrong way,” so he’s evil by proxy. This attitude is precisely why Dems lost.
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to the 94th annual Academy Awards!”.
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Looking forward to Biden giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom (posthumously) to Pol Pot and Count Dracula.
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Gee why would movie star Ben Affleck think hanging around Tony Hinchcliffe Tom Segura Bert Kreischer Tom Schulz Jeff Ross and Nikki Glaser was beneath him??.
Nikki Glaser Rips Ben Affleck for Bombing at Netflix's Tom Brady Roast: 'He Didn't Prepare' and 'Probably Thinks It’s Beneath Him to Do This'
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The way she says “I’m so proud of you” it really is like some sort of make a wish awards campaign for this guy.
“Oh my god, you deserve it.”. The "White Lotus" cast celebrates Brendan Fraser at the #SAGAwards after he won best male actor in a leading role for “The Whale.”
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I won’t believe we are getting a Beetlejuice sequel until I see a trailer with a slowdown mournful version of Day-o playing over the top. Sung by one of those singers with a speech impediment.
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So one million people watched it once?
Jake Gyllenhaal's "Road House" remake earned a respectable 121.5 million minutes watched on its first day of release, per Luminate.
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Tarantino is the first person to make Sharon Tate a fully realised person with a real life and something more than just Manson’s victim or Polanski’s wife. People are either A: wilfully misreading it or B: fucking dumb.
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He means don’t let a woman talk or a black character exist.
Please don't screw this up. .
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Rewatched SUPERBAD last night. All timer. I always think back to Campeas review at the time “don’t try and tell me it has heart and soul. It’s a gross out comedy nothing more”That scene on the escalators is one of the best closers of all time.Makes me think he never had a friend?.
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Casey Affleck in Oppenheimer? Truly scary. great performance. What a fucking movie.
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Kate Middleton has been working from home on special project, palace confirms
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Why would any filmmaker trust or want to develop a film with Warner Bros. right now?.
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Three minutes into ant man quantumania this happens so 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and a little 🐜 is a given
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Rewatching the American Pie movies got me thinking about Shane Warne (RIP) and how much he too loved Stifler
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@benmillerMKE They made lots of fat jokes about Newman but it just wasn’t part of George’s thing!.
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Everyone ragging on Seinfeld’s quote about movies but he is kind of right. We used to get films like Prognosis Negative and Rochelle Rochelle!! Hell I’d settle for a Sack Lunch these days!.
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The dumbest least creative people in the world are the only people who could be blown away by this absolute bullshit.
People aren't taking the "everyone will be filmmakers" seriously enough. I made this 20s trailer in 15mins with an OpenAI Sora clip, David Attenborough's voice on Eleven Labs, and sampling some nature music from Youtube on iMovie
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I had to listen to the Quentin Tarantino Avary Joe Rogan episode and I just about choked when Joe Rogan chimes in here as they talk about Fritz Lang’s M. Dying.
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RIP David Crosby. He recorded a lot of great stuff but saved his finest work for Scott Feinberg.
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Because we went from movies and music being seen as having value and worth spending money on to getting access to nearly every song ever made for the cost of one cd a month and giant movie libraries for less than it costs going to the movies once .
Has anyone got a concrete answer about why the entertainment industry is fucked, seemingly worldwide?.
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Last time I saw such bravery was the firefighters on 9/11. Bowen. Thank you.
huge shoutout to Bowen Yang. this is the 3rd time Dave Chappelle hosted SNL while Bowen is in the cast, but they've never been in a single sketch together, presumably because of Chappelle's anti-trans comments over the years. they've only ever shared the stage during end credits
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Watching Once Upon A Time In…Hollywood again. It is truly a masterpiece. My favourite movie of all time. And Leo should’ve won next actor. He’s never been better.
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No one has nailed this era better than Tim. Its insane.
Whoever writes for @JDVance are big fans of @timheidecker. There is NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS AMAZING SHIT
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I love how people go “wow Chris Evans .really wasted his Captain America juice” .yeah where is the artist who promised us so much when he first came to our attention in not another teen movie, fantastic four, cellular and the nanny diaries!.
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The new Argentinian president looks like he has raced to London to warn the American ambassador that his son is the antichrist
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Personally I think iTunes could probably find a better picture of Bob Newhart for his profile link
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Damn sorry I would retweet it but I can’t remember who said it but someone on here earlier said the crow has been shot so everything is centre frame for tik tok. I can’t unsee it.
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This is my best pal Dave. Unfortunately we have had some very sad news and he doesn’t have much time left with us. We are all devastated to say the least. But I am going to spend the next couple of months loving him and spoiling him every day.
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@BrettRedacted He should try getting it right the first time for a change! Give that a shot!.
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Have seen a few “Monty Python always sucked” kind of posts today because of this Gilliam bullshit. Fuck off. They were amazing. His films for the most part are amazing. He’s a dopey out of touch old man now which is a shame but spare me the “he was always bad actually” bullshit.
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I saw a tweet late last year that said Cooper is the real villain of twin peaks and that is the dumbest most online twitter brained take ever haha fuck off.
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@dicepunkstudios Oh no…not…a ratio whatever will I do now??? It’s too scary please don’t!!!.
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I rewatched Silence of the Lambs over the weekend. I was sort shocked when the finale kicked off because it felt so short then I realised it’s because stories like this are now only made as long ass streaming shows with 10 hour long episodes. Movies are definitely better.
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TFW you have just watched a harrowing movie about a grim subject you really care about
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My boys’s brain works on a level that scientists will do research on in the future. Scholars will speak of his process and his abilities. Simply put he is the king.
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@ErichMyers Sorry you didn’t understand it. It wasn’t even very clever so you must be extra super dumb to not get it.
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Rick so happy that Cliff is going to watch his FBI episode with him. this is simply the best movie ever
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Got a few people arguing a point I’m not even trying to make. This isn’t about what’s better or whether RRR or Shang chi are good it’s that 3 minute of credits had him thinking about turning it off and that is very very funny.
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The man is simply a fantastic actor and his brain should be left behind to science
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The academy haven’t stopped nominating films people have seen. People have stopped seeing the kinds of films they nominate. Terms of endearment was a blockbuster. Kramer vs Kramer Ordinary People. Films that wouldn’t make a dime today were massive hits.
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Michael Winner on the first time he talked to Charles Bronson about the script for DEATH WISH lol
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If they had made popcorn tubs shaped like The Whales head I think it’s box office would be higher. Would’ve been a marketing triumph.
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Because there is another 97 minutes of it that isn’t this and this isn’t all that good either.
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“I didnt really like him in Jackie Brown” Bill Simmons on Robert Forster. Unreal.
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@Gon_Ride Rob Lowe announced a show about travelling the us looking into mysteries and I asked if one of them would be how he pulled off having sex with a kid and still work.
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On a pure storytelling level Grown Ups 1 is right up there as one of the most radical big studio Hollywood movies ever made. I know Part 2 swings back to the center a bit but Part 1 is nakedly about friendship, age and family in the face of careerism.
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The overreaction to anyone who says anything even remotely close to this no matter how mild kind of proves their point every time.
Comedy is being 'policed by the Left' with 'sensitivities that seem out of proportion to the joke', says Office co-writer Stephen Merchant
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@trochele So there are limits to comedy and what can be joked about? And those limits are what you find personally offensive? Got it!.
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Watching Birth of a Nation (1915 DW Griffith) and IMHO it’s problematic af. Would NOT get made today.
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Watching Jackie Brown and can’t stop thinking about Bill Simmons saying he doesn’t think Robert Forster is very good in it lol.
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Imagining Eddie Murphy getting notes from Colin Jost this week.
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Can you show me a beautiful image that will change my life.
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the other good thing about being a complete idiot and using every spare minute of the short time you have on earth watching Seagal dtv movies is if you stick with it you do eventually strike gold. This takes place about five minutes into the film.
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They were so fine with it it went swiftly into production to become the film we all know and love today!
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People keep saying that cinema and the box office is back but it won’t truly be back until some kid from RIVERDALE is starring in a screen gems produced horror called THE STAIRS that makes 47 million dollars.
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