Fed up with Tesco! When I asked about this year's staff Christmas Party they said I couldn't go as I'm not an employee. That's ridiculous I've been using their self-checkout for over a year!

Sirloin Break #FracturedFoods

Crack-ers #FracturedFoods

Maul bananas

Slap Pepper #FracturedFoods

Saw King Prawns #FracturedFoods

Assaulted Butter #FracturedFoods

RT @kearns_neil: #ChocolateDayInASongOrMovie Uptown Twirl

My husband has broken my favourite lamp. I can never see him in the same light again 😂

RT @mikenmildred: Well this didn’t go well 🤣🤣👍

Out running #Insteadofwatchingthesuperbowl

Napping #Insteadofwatchingthesuperbowl

@KirstyT75 @_Tracy2 @gordonbennet230 @AnnetteH0526 @BainzyC @Clarejs85 @cwestword @Janelovestoread @rut85826 @LkLoz28 @locallink57 @rachael_fev @tracyjones75196 Sounds a great way to spend Sunday 😊

Madonna is fit enough to perform in her anniversary concert #ImNotSoSureIf

This is an alternative to Buttock Enhancement Surgery #ImNotSoSureIf

RT @Yam_Nivek:

RT @kearns_neil: #ASongOrMovieForVices Massage in a Brothel

RT @ref_tm: #ASongOrMovieForVices The Kink And I

RT @ShoebMolvi: Went to the Motor show yesterday. Spent 3 hours viewing cars until someone told me I was still in the car park👀

Some Like It Shot #ASongOrMovieForVices

Depravity #ASongOrMovieForVices