@JoJoFromJerz The same totally uncool dork who wears a shiny blue suit and red tie to a football game.

@lori_browning_ @JoJoFromJerz OMG this "jealous?" response is so frickin' stupid.

@PressSec None of the above.

@itslinklauren I don't think he had realized how close to bald he is. Time to give it up. You're bald.

@BeautyOfPaki @washingtonpost Thanks for the AI summary. How boring.

@Headlin35006781 @BeautyOfPaki @washingtonpost It was written by AI, so it's a take, but not that interesting. Just a regurgitation.

@Acyn Location location location!

@saletan @monacharen I know I'm shallow, but he is incredibly unattractive.

@AmericanMuck @elonmusk Doubtful. He's quite repulsive, and didn't I hear his kids weren't exactly conceived the old fashioned way?

@KristanMazaka @WonderKing82 Yeah that would be lots of cold-blooded fun to picture those fools paying for their foolishness except for the fact that we will all suffer.

RT @CalltoActivism: Donald Trump would absolutely hate it if this video of Canadian MP Charlie Angus COMPLETELY HUMILIATING him over tarrif…

I guess college students got over their concern about Palestinians.

@AttikusJaco @TheEricBland Barf! A wife is not a "gift" for a man to share or not share. She's, like, you know, a separate person.

@TheEricBland Please explain how "wives and women" have been disrespected. Because some weirdo with a skinny body and giant tubes went naked? So what? How am I, as a wife and woman, disrespected? Seriously, I want to know.

RT @TristanSnell: Keeps being true. Every day.

@awprokop JFC

RT @RepSaraJacobs: It's sad that I have to say this but: 1. USAID isn't a criminal organization 2. It's not a front for the CIA 3. It's not…

@sandibachom I know - it's hilarious, but right is right. Right?

@SirJeremyLondon Does he have a guest bedroom?

@swifferpics She's lovely but those aren't her thighs. Sheesh.