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Bed frame probably looked like Hiroshima after they big asses got done
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“Still got it” for 4 years now can we just post the highlights without acting like he’s 82?
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My work Unc keeps trying to set up wine night at his crib. I asked are the other homies coming…he said it’s just us.
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I don’t understand what this woman did for people to despise her existence like that.
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Direct deposit literally just touched town. Thank you Jay Versace.
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What’s up with y’all getting naked for photoshoots in White Sands. That’s a family destination. I’m issuing warrants.
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I hate the show Chopped sometimes cuz it’ll be some nice old lady chef trying to win the money to save an orphanage and the mystery basket will be dolphin uterus, waffle crumbs, wasabi peanut butter, and a pineapple like what is she supposed to do with that
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@metamapp
@Morpheus156
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Dude is not listening. Yes porn plays a part but our nutrition player a bigger role in ED. You’re not firing up porn hub all day but you are consuming shit all hours of the day.
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@bankierrr
She’s gonna start fist fights with other dudes that you now have to deal with for sure.
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@ramseyboltin
There’s enough “pitbull attacks” vids on YouTube to last you 30 years but it’s wrong to bring up the reoccurring theme?
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@lmTheReasonWhy
1) did someone force her to upload a video generalizing a group of people at gunpoint?
2) was KS a licensed therapist lady?
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@SkylerB97
Like they’re gonna have animated crack dealings in between the freestyle musicals
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Everyday, New Mexicans take pics of a sunset that we get everyday for their social media friends who are also New Mexicans that can look up and see the sunset in real time and I don’t get it.
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Y’all got 6th sense, FBI skills, female intuition blah blah blah and still get cheated on without knowing. Explain that Dr. Strange
Girls are fuckin weird man we have this weird ass 6th sense where we dont even have to know the girl, but we get this weird vibe from girls & we can tell if theyre trying to get friendly w/ our mans & our mans think we're crazy but later down the line that girl proves us right
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When the cook at Santa Fe grill has an ankle monitor and gang tats so you know the burrito is about to be rather pleasant.
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@yourme4sheezy
@StreetFashion01
She can probably suck a golf ball thru a garden hose though and that’s what counts at the end of the day
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School is out in Las Cruces, thank God. All these 19 year old engineering students who think they have the world figured out were really clogging up the streets with their dads F-150's .
#StayHome
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Hey
@NMSU
@ASNMSU
@KevinAPrieto
@CarruthersNMSU
what will it take to remove this piece of sidewalk to open up the Corbett/Milton lots. How much gas/time do Aggies driving around the entire campus just to get to other side? I will use city funds to help, match my donation!
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Listen if they confirmed 5 dead and y’all are saying Kobe, 4 daughters, Rick Fox and the Pilot the math isn’t right.
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@Antonio42369987
@SolracSea
@untitledunkn0wn
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@DWTish
@hate6ix
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@nappyheadedlo
@AnnabelBaafi
@unosavagee
I just looked it up. This nigga is 14 giving life and parental advice.
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@ayodani_
@EricTrillman_
She make it thru the 2020’s and they can do a Forest Gump style movie with her twerking thru major world events.
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Date ideas for Las Cruces and El Paso. (If you’re wondering about kayaking, take the boat up to a hill in White Sands and slide down.)
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@jakebrodes
People think Twitter is bad, Facebook comments on the most harmless vids are different.
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Found me on multiple socials. Comes in my office and locks the door behind him. Always in my space. Invited me on vacation. It’s time for HR!
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Grown men screaming “AHHHHH!” when a rapper runs out.
Going to a music concert is the ultimate dick riding. So just listening on Spotify wasn't good enough huh? Smh
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Agriculture majors always walk around in full ranch attire and knives like a buffalo is gonna walk thru the Chemistry building
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There was that year we said R&B was dead and 19 year olds would be like “You never heard of Giveon, Brent Faiyaz, Maswego?” With a straight face.
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@JIGGYROB
@ekodagreat
I see you commented twice on this so you’re missing the point that Hollywood are the ones who put the 3rd world wasteland filter on Mexico. If anything this joke is helping people see the bullshit they do.
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This guy wore a suit to class and this obnoxious inbred yelled “are you trying to look sharp for the ladies today!?!?” And he said his friend committed suicide so he’s going to a funeral. See bitch that’s why we mind our business.
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Why don’t you like black people?
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Say what you want about New Mexico but nothing drastic ever happens here. No hurricanes, tornados, extreme droughts, wild fires, blizzards, bombings etc just a lot of drugs, enchilada smothering, and re-watching Breaking Bad.
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@RyanTheHoly
So many other cultures stay with their fam for YEARS until they’re absolutely financially stable and nobody thinks twice. Can’t believe folks are arguing.
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When the Arkham Asylum guard catches you with a phone.
and let’s not even talk about you sexually assaulting me energetically lol. astral projecting to my room without my consent sometimes and telling me you got your dick in my mouth and how you’re “playing” with me. PLEASE STOP.
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Las Cruces has more photographers per capita than anywhere else in the country.
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At the request of my mother and Mayor Ken I am done terrorizing Las Cruces.
But I will continue to bitch about everything and rate oatmeal.
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I know why Whiskey Dick’s LC doesn’t take debit/credit at the door in the year of our lord 2018.
It’s because they’re hiding their total net business earnings from the IRS. Think I don’t know a hustle when I see one??
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@rareandpeculiar
@HPJArt
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@teflonn_don
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Fraternity League intramurals when the sororities walk in.
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This is Jenna Ortega, right? Ima come back tonight and steal this whole poster.
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Why is
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Carter 2 came out and everyone said
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BREAKING: Prolific YouTuber EDP445 aka “Eat-Dat-P***y 445” who is clearly a sex offender is outed as...you guessed it. A sex offender.
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Mason please my girl is on here
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Say the pledge with me family:
I, (insert name) refuse to spend money on food today because I have plenty of food at home to cook. However if someone invites me out to eat I will get the cheapest appetizer or desert.
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Reporter: Kyrie, how do you feel about the Kenny Atkinson news?
Kyrie Irving:
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As soon as all my bros get big boy jobs I’m sending out invoices. You thought I forgot about that Taco Bell run after the party in 2015? Or that shirt you took and didn’t give back freshman year?
Think again hoe.
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@iAmKingNaj_
I don’t understand why artists don’t do this now. Like you know damn well all 16 songs are not bangers.
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My son can identify as a toaster for a gender, my daughter can drop out of high school and be a MUA, my wife can cheat of me as much as she wants but what I will not tolerate in the Miyagishima household is people who delete and re-upload pics if they didn't get enough likes.
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