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back to destroy my mental health for the benefit of @thestinksheet . just here to boof estradiol and chew bubble gum. and I’m all out of bubble gum.
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I promise to you all that Heat Up USA will have the following🧵:
-Someone Walking Around With A Little Silver Tray With Poppers On It You Can Hit For $1
- Our Tag Division Will Be Called the ‘Twin Fantasy’ Division And Feature The Car Seat Headrest Album Cover On The Belts
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I like when people are like “he’s still doing this?”
Yeah. What else would he be doing? You want a Super Humman to write a book or something? Podcast? Twitch cooking streams? This is pretty much what he does, man.
Butt buster onto Halloween of Carnage
( HALLOWEEN SPECIAL STYLE )
#superhumman
#donttrythisathome
#Halloween
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“Come here to fuck the women who work here” is a wild thing to say about a company involved in a sex trafficking lawsuit.
Michael Hickenbottom is just playing dirty now to get Daniel Garcia to sign on the dotted line for
#WWENXT
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It’s not a tattoo artist’s job to talk people out of making choices. It’s their job to do a tattoo. You can say “in the end it’s my fault” but even in the beginning it’s your fault. You paid an artist to make art and they made art. They’re not a therapist. They’re an artist.
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During interviews for the Mr. McMahon docuseries, Bruce Prichard says that he feels the whole doc is a “gotcha piece” on Vince McMahon and it misses his human side.
Two days later, news breaks of the Janel Grant lawsuit.
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I’m going to scream and yell and cry and throw up (and run through a wall)
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“Alright, Mike, I can comp you the tickets but you gotta hide your identity and not tell anyone I gave them to you.”
alright why was Darkness Crabtree at AEW last night
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He does this to celebrate the fact that he’s cultivated an audience so stupid that they don’t care that he voted a rapist back into his CEO job. He’s showing off his army of mouth breathers to the world.
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Carlos Colon is one of a kind. Only one man can claim “I had a guy stab Bruiser Brody to death in a shower.”
Last night, Carlos Colon at 76 and dealing with significant health issues showing possibly for the last time in front of the crowd at the WWC Anniversary Show. Part of the portorrican folklore. Very few wrestlers can say they drew the houses that Colon did for 25 years.
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“He took it out of smoky bar rooms and VFW halls”
Well fuck him for that. Wrestling is way cooler in smoky bar rooms and VFW halls than it is in arenas.
(Also wrestling was in stadiums before Vince and WWF was running high school gyms until like 1996)
“you don’t have to like Vince McMahon but you have to respect him for what he did for the industry” actually no I don’t
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The funny thing is, I would like AEW if this is what it became. This is good shit.
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The Sid/VoW stuff makes me realize that when Tommy Wiseau dies there will be people on this app who are genuinely angry that people will say he was a bad director/writer/actor who made the best bad film ever. That’s really really funny.
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I don’t know this man but he’s making WWE fans mad AND he used my favorite insult (dolts) so I’m 1000% on his side. Take all the money you can from that shit stain company. This rules.
Listen you fucking dolts.
I already own the name.
Doesn’t matter who you like.
They licensed it from me.
Then violated that agreement.
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i dont wanna be poly but i want to watch my wife be poly if you feel me
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Mark Henry: Does not want to be a called a “hater” but doesn’t mind being called a “rape apologist.”
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Probably the rape apologists who watch the rape company booked by the dude who voted to give the rapist his job back, the job he used to make his raping easier to do.
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Like I could catch a block for this, which stinks because I love Dara’s cooking streams. But this is a big pet peeve of mine when someone regrets a tattoo. The artist goes into assuming you understand this is going to be on you forever.
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@rooster_ohio
“The fact that I believed it says a lot about society” takes are always super awesome.
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This was right before I told him how much Dude Love meant to me, and his face kinda dropped and he just said “Yeah. Ok.” and called up the next person in line.
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Oh damn dude you look really fucking stupid right now lol.
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In two weeks they were supposed to have TV tapings in the hometown of their champion, and had to move them because they couldn’t sell any tickets.
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My dad wants me to vote for Kamala in November but I have to vote with my heart and vote
@frank765337840
in 2024. The country needs a mind that can come up with solutions to problems REAL working class Americans have like “How can I get Sprite for free?”
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This is the start of me becoming friends with Chris Brookes, which leads to me meeting Takeshi Masada, which leads to me and Takeshi Masada becoming each others wives.
DDT rules because it’s the only promotion where I get to find out that I’m more caked up than most of the roster. That roster is a lot of beautiful people with zero ass. God bless em.
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This is Cody Rhodes.
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He hates being the center of attention. Hates it.
Time for Germany to show the rest of the
@WWEUniverse
what they're made of.
Berlin... are you ready?
#WWEBash
starts NOW!
@peacock
@WWENetwork
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Sid being so weird and charismatic that he literally made “I just don’t show up to shows a lot of the time” part of his charm with wrestling fans.
Sid telling John Thorne he couldn’t get to AIW because of Trumps travel ban is an all timer indie wrestling story. RIP KING.
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Emil’s mom yelling at him to close the god damn fridge door because he’s running the electric bill up.
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Some of you just want to be able to tweet about watching porn and cranking it. But for some reason you have to try to hide it in a veil of being a wrestling fan. It’s really fucking weird.
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Most wrestlers are. Stop being shocked by this. Just assume they all are until they say they aren’t.
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lol yeah buddy. WB and Fox really care about what JD from NY is saying about the deal. Zaslav refreshing Rovert’s twitter feed, getting upset. This is for sure the reality we live in.
I have a feeling that the IWC Media is doing more harm than good in this whole AEW TV deal. The sensitive info being leaked about numbers and time, along with the online reaction to it may be a reason why a deal hasn't been signed already. Shareholders and executives remotely
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Hey this shit sucks lol. You know they make real tv shows right? Like if you enjoy this, you can see stuff like this with actual actors. Who can act. This is so fucking silly lol.
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My friend had a pineapple tattoo because she likes pineapples. She however does not like swinging. She doesn’t blame the tattoo artist for not warning her pineapples are a “lifestyle” sign. She just says “oh shit I wish I would have known that before.”
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I’m watching Jimmy Valiant vs Mike Sharpe and Jimmy Valiant sucks so bad. He rules. Just shaking his knees and the crowd is losing their mind. Shitty punch then wobbly knees and they love it. He’s the best wrestler. He sucks so bad.
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I’ll tell ya who I’m not, a rape apologist with a shitty heart.
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This is even more impressive when you factor in that WWE fans are statistically poor and also stupid.
Cody Rhodes has hit the top 5 on Fanatics for merch sales across all athletes and personalities.
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@FightfulSelect
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lol mad because she said she’d vote for Kamala but doesn’t endorse her. BlueMAGA is fucking bizarre, man.
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Going private because I’ve had too many tweets get too much interaction this week and I hate it. I tweet for maybe 25 people tops and they all follow me now, so this will be fine.
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At Bad Blood 2004 I lost a bet and had to buy that HHH shirt, and when my dad saw it he said “Why the fuck do you have a Nazi shirt? Throw that out.”
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My dad: “I’m not disappointed or anything. It’s just funny that when I was in my 30’s I had 3 kids and a wife and in your 30’s you’re going to cartoon parties in Pennsylvania.”
Me with estradiol in my ass: “Yeah I hear ya.”
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I’m actually okay with anything that makes Saraya more miserable.
Mercedes Mone has reportedly spoilt the backstage atmosphere in the AEW Women’s Division. As per Ringside News:
- Mercedes Mone gets her own private locker room, which not even a single male AEW Superstar gets
- Mercedes quickly became the AEW TBS Champion after her debut,
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The biggest problem with bringing Warped Tour back is that it’ll be really hard to get those mid 2000’s pop punk bands to join the tour on account of all their female fans being over the age of 16 now.
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Gotta upgrade to TEW, Mike. It’s a little intimidating at first but it’s honestly a much better game.
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I think it’s dope that most of Konnan’s tweets are just emojis because spelling is too hard for him.
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@OneTrueMav
@MikeyDWrestling
@ColdCave23
How is the joke on me? I don’t fucking care about their music. He’s getting the worst people on this app (you) mad because he’s suing a multibillion dollar company that covered up rape.
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Hey, Samantha. Just wanted to let ya know that wrestling fans like to watch their favorite wrestlers wrestle and not “host.”
Also a lot of us know that they’re not wrestling because of how Endeavor does “bucket” pay outs.
we just never gonna sit back & enjoy are we 😭🤦🏽♀️
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You got a lot of parties where they talk about pimping employees out as a signing bonus?
You going to Wrestlemania after parties or something?
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Brave thing to say when you’re dating Ronnie Radke.
If you actually take ringside news as a credible source you’re the dumbest mfer alive 😂
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Been found out. Time to deactivate.
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Can’t believe I left this app for like six months. It’s free entertainment. I love these dolts. They’re my dolts. My special little dolts. Brandon is my little dolt and I love him.
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The coolest thing about Twitter is you can just come on here and say shit. You can lie. You can just say thing that’s not true at all and then you can act like everyone telling you that you’re wrong is a stupid person.
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Happy Birthday to the man who got me to drive to a shit hole like Philadelphia.
Here’s a pic of Takeshi Masada meeting me. It was a joy for him. Glad he got that opportunity.
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It’s so cool that the dude from the apprentice has completely ruined the rest of my life with bullshit like this. Very cool that the guy from Wrestlemania 23 completely poisoned the minds of 1/3rd of the country and we’ll never recover from this. Ever. It never gets better.
Trump on elections: I’m here because they cheat.. they cheat in this state and I’ll mention a couple of the areas. Philadelphia is out of control. Detroit is out of control. Atlanta is out of control.
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The other workers and families of the victims should be able to rip him apart limb from limb while still alive.
Here's Gerald O'Conner CEO of Impact Plastics posing next to his Porsche 911 Turbo.
He told his workers if they didn't work during Hurricane Helena they'd be fired.
6 workers died.
Sure hope he has fun driving that Porsche around that his workers enabled him to buy.
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I think you’ve done enough damage to wrestling.
sorry
@DMcIntyreWWE
i wasn’t able to give you the bracelet i made for you since you are clearly a fan of my work :/
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When I was in 6th grade a teacher tried to make me turn my Wolfpac Sting shirt inside out because it was “satanic”.
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Hey everyone, Corporal Cajun has an opinion!
It takes a lot to offend my wrestling sensibilities. Generally, I’m a “to each his own” quiet observer. This, however, is extremely disrespectful to anyone who sacrificed their body for the business of wrestling.
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Idk, do you guys think HHH is celebrating with Stephanie even though they’re separated?
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Hey never forget that half the reason we’re all in the mess we are now is because RBG was a dumb old bitch who thought she’d live forever because she could still do pushups.
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Seeing a lot of wrestling fans tweeting about this and getting excited. Which checks out on account of you all having the worst taste in music than any other fandom.
We're excited to announce the official return of Adam Gontier to vocals in Three Days Grace, with Matt Walst remaining as a lead vocalist, as well.
More details about new music and touring plans on the way! Sign up for updates 🔥
Photo by Matt Barnes
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I guess this is the most depressing place I’ve seen a show happen. It says the venue is the Tokyo Zoo, but they mean “a garage at the Tokyo Zoo.” It says 50 people, but I counted at it’s actually 22. Ricky Fuji crowd brawling with his ass out through the whole crowd.
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These comments are great. Matt Walsh learning in real time that the people who follow him are the dumbest group of human beings assembled. They’re so mad that he told them “You’re drinking deadly bacteria” and people are tweeting him shit about the Rothschilds.
Raw milk is disgusting. We live in a first world civilized society and people are actively choosing to consume milk riddled with E. coli and listeria. Pasteurization is not some evil sorcery. It just kills the dangerous bacteria you morons.
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The rape. Mostly, the rape.
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You guys wanna listen to this or nah?
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I mean if she’s gonna retweet I’ll just quote tweet it with this…
Standing up for a carnie indie wrestling promoter hiring back his transphobic friend like he can’t find another person to hit “record” on a hard cam makes you look at best incredibly naive, and at worst stupid af
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I can’t wait til Trump loses then tells a bunch of pissed off rednecks go hang him. It’s going to rule.
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OH MY GOD ITS SUPERSTAR H!!!
This is still one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen in my life.
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People want me to believe Vince McMahon was some kind of a genius when this dude saw purple Mortis do a face first electric chair drop and said “Nah. This is bad.”
Just a rapist who was historically bad at picking stars.
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Absolutely does not want attention. Hates it.
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Why did your Facebook group delete that post about Rob Feinstein being at Smackdown? Is it because you both still work with Rob and his wrestling company?
#AskMajorPod
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I know I make fun of Eric a lot for being a failure at everything he’s attempted. But honestly his retweet and like ratio for someone who was on national television for like 15 years is absolutely pathetic. 52 likes on a tweet for a dude with 315,000 followers is insane.
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They’re just getting them all for Trent. Part of his contract.
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I got to see Rhino yesterday and that rules. I love Rhino.
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Dave has been preparing for this moment since 1987.
Incredible clip of Dave Meltzer disputing the WrestleMania III attendance number on the “Mr. McMahon” Netlfix doc 😭
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It’s really weird that “the company doesn’t know what people want done” when nearly every tweet and podcast I’ve seen talk about are screaming “DONT LET THE TRANSPHOBE PIECE OF SHIT WHO HARASSSED THE TRANS PERSON RUN YOUR HARD CAMERA!” Aaron, your brain is mush. Praying for you.
100% accurate take. You can’t just set invisible goals for a company, and then ask for a boycott until something is done, when that company doesn’t know what the people want done.
@beyondwrestling
employs many many great wrestlers and staff, and they don’t deserve to suffer
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As the foremost expert on wrestling twitter of specifically Dude Love, the only one on the AEW roster who could pull it off is Matt Menard.
We're just missing one and we can have a great trios group
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Look at that fucking goobers eyes get wide and he starts clapping lol. Says “Oh wow!” Hahaha. Theyre fans are the most easily amused dolts of all time lol
Triple H reveals the “Crown Jewel Championships”
The WWE Champion vs The World Heavyweight Champion every year to decide the winner.
#WWEBadBlood
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“Who’s that Pokemon?!”
“PIKACHU ITS PIKACHU!”
“Iiiiits Mad Man Pondo!”
“FUCK!”
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I mean he is. Ronnie could have his friend shoot him.
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I can’t wait to see if she can figure out if it’s not Kelly Clarkson and is actually High Pitch Erik.
TUESDAY: Howard Stern sits down LIVE with Vice President Kamala Harris. Tune in at 1 p.m. ET for their exclusive 1-on-1 interview only on
@siriusxm
#Howard100
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Really excited to play DND with
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fellas, just so an NPC in a village asks us if we’d crack a thick stud.
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@CarSeatEdRest
Your daddy owns American Nightmare, Cody owns The American Nightmare. Do some research before saying shit
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I had 9 other people who I thought respected me just turn and look at me after this fight. I have never felt that small, that embarrassed in my life. Thank you, Phil.
Eight years ago, on September 10, 2016, Mickey Gall ruined CM Punk's UFC debut 📅
What were your thoughts on Punk's transition to MMA?
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I really gotta think about buying this when I get paid, don’t I?
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One of the best moments of my life
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