Gaspar
@CaptainGaspar
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Don't let my tweets mislead you. The only time I am talking the truth:governance, poverty, having a woman, friendship,loving my mother, marketing, and politics
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Currently looking for a job:
MBA(International business)
BBA(marketing)
Experience
Business communications, part time lecturer-4yrs
Principles of marketing part time lecturer-4yrs
Business Executive-4 years
Community Development Officer (2years)
Commercial Affairs(3 years)
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Whoever trains Clicks stuff is doing an amazing job. Because even if you were not aware of the 2 for 3, the lady at the till, willl legit tell you about it, when paying.
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Se go tabotse sekgowa
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@SizweDhlomo
Your reply is the most honest thing ever. I am here appreciating the little I can do, been putting myself under immerse pressure to have the same success as my peers and for a minute I forgot what i grew from to be here. Thanks
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Imagine dating a girl without daddy issue, to her, you will be just another conscious decision she made. She can let go anytime😅😅😅
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J Cole : Don't care if it's Michael B. Jordan that's calling my woman, the fuck? She ain't never gon' pick up
Sadly, I can't say the same for you niggas
P Diddy:
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“ baby it’s over o rata bongwana”
Him: okay bona before o tsamaya
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During lent I had prayer point, or blessings I was asking God to avail for me. One of them included, my lil sister getting a job. An answered prayer:she got interviewed Sunday, she is starting work tomorrow.
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I am hungry
"okay what would you like to eat?"
I don't know
"we can have wings"
I don't want wings.
"Okay, then, what do you want?"
I don't know
Women’s brains really switch off when they are with us and it’s actually scary.
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@KeenanGAdams
@SizweDhlomo
I think our biggest mistake is letting our inability to have enough self love hinder us to appreciate our blessings and achievements because we are busy comparing our achievements with what society has deemed as an achievement
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"Go tlabe go na le batho ako o itseye sentle "
Me after 6 beers:
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There is a 35 year old who isn't an entrepreneur but has been looking for employment since graduation. Has completed government internship, and is still unemployed. Your blessing doesn't in anyway makes you a chief decider on how far and right should people's lives be. Be still.
You cant be 35 and still figuring it out🤧gae kake ngng kea gana
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Frame 2 , hommie dreamt of all the chaos he is going to cause when he wakes up
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If you walk into Spar right now you would see 10 Batswana women with this fire body. To add on, even the casher who arrives from her break would be lookin this fine. Batswana women just be having fine bodies
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Ele Dr Vom a tlogela music:
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If your uncles are free on Thursday we can meet up at your last name.
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I saw a tweet, that read something like: when you start praying more, you start losing things&it hurts so bad. But at that moment,pray more. It is then that God start revealing to you that you were losing what was bad for you.Because he start placing what is yours in your life.
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We can put L between the T and O just give me your uncle’s number
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@Manyiki
I admire their work ethics,like they kept their caps and shoes on during and after work. Men have discipline
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Homophobic men and thinking gays find them attractive just because they are men will never not shock me. And this is the same thinking they use to force themselves onto women because how is a woman not attract to him because he is a straight man
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Miscarriage is a painful thing ,because as a man you can never truly explain to your friends what you are really going through. And it is worse on a woman because she lives every moment of losing that child ,all her life. The element of blaming self&that scar
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This is what happens when you hone your craft. See how these are not looking like a "cheap version" of your product line?. It is just a smaller bouquets not a cheap bouquets. Smaller not cheaper. You are doing amazing
Ladies & Gentlemen
The P250 bouquets are here.
Tried to make them just as cute 😍❤️💯 • Fantasy Flowers • 72524605
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Batswana are my favorite self hating people ever.Duma Boko said, UDC will create 100k jobs, they said it is impossible cuz they are no funds for such. Some party promised them, Car Racing Track, electric car, a deal with Disney, a satellite. Batswana said, that's our party 😂😂
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Cohabitation and agreeing on going halves on basics sounds like a plan.
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I have been attending to a client. When he was about to leave he says “Nkile ka tla fa le bongwanake, Ke fa ba itumetse gore o thusa ka botho. Le nna ke iponetse gompieno. Tshwara setho seo fela ngwanaka”
It’s a good Monday
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I picked O’lady from Marina after her AP. On the way to Modipane, i decided to get her something to eat by KFC. Just when we about to reach Modipane . She is like, “ kana nna ntse ke ipotsa gore kwa morago ga shop o batla eng”😂😂😂😂dawg we were on a drive thru😂😂😂
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My business studies teacher in Naledi was an old man from Uganda. He once said something profound to the guys in class “ When you are going out with your woman on a limited budget. Give her the money,let her control the finances. You will even come back home with some change”
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It’s a strategy. Keep her depending on you so that she believes life is not worthy without you in the picture.
Guys with connections, never get their girls jobs, or open doors for them, they would rather becha with experiences(vacations etc) because she has to depend on him
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Mo botshelong ga go senyegele ruri ngwana wa kwa gae. Tia pelo.
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Somoene once theorized that, prayer is like a bank account .You can't always withdraw only. Remember to deposit:a simple thank you Lord/using your blessing to help someone is that deposit, with huge interest. But nope we hardly deposit, we just go ther to withdraw, God I need..
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Press that doesn't ask smart/not biased/ questions and fails to research before hand when given such a privilege after suffering for 10 years is a waste. Please don't argue with me.
A President who engages the Press is a breath of fresh air. Please don’t argue with me. I have 10 years experience of not being engaged by a President. Thank you Pres
@OfficialMasisi
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If this interview was done in setswana it could have ended on, "koore hela mathata a lona le le makgowa, le na le lenyatso"
“We live with these elephants as we eke out our living… and you want them not [to be] controlled.”
President of Botswana
@OfficialMasisi
tells
@SkyYaldaHakim
the proposed UK ban on importing hunting trophies is "condescending"
Full story ➡️
📺 Sky 501
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You can never be everything to your partner. Sometimes they share their battles with a friend not because they don’t value your help but because they know their friend would “listen” better.
Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?
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Lunch at home:
Bulgur wheat, ox tongue, avocado, cucumber, spring onions, carrots, garlic and brocolli
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Ke lebile botshelo jwame from a safe distance, Ke bo lebile, Ke re bona bo irang botshelo jwame
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Theme : Master’s Polo
👖🧥: Kanyo +267 71 232 283
💈. : Emmanual +267 74 587 362
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Women broke is, I don't want to use the money I have and men broke, is, I don't have money. Dawg, you will send your women P500 from your last P850., after she told you she is broke. Kante she have P17, 528.35
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Unfortunately I saw this on my TL.
Women need to know that they should give men the same respect they have been asking to be given. Society has made it funny for women to be mad disrespectful without being held accountable. And I blame men who would be khikhing this
The CBD dudes need to allow their balls to breathe. You can't wake up to suffocate your balls in tight ass pants daily and call it swag. Pliz tlhe. Kamoso ke di prostate issue le mechini e fokolang. Ng ng
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10 men met, strategized ¬ even one of them, tried to change their minds These 10 men entered a school building, teenager girls' hostiles and sexualy abused kids as young as 13 years.
You understand why, " How to avoid being raped" sounds stupid?
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The way I am dressed Ke size fela ya “ We would kindly like to invite you for an interview on the 20 May 2022
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Batswana twitter gays are vile asf, maybe 2 of you are good people. Maar the rest of you , ngwee ngwee, “we know him” soka kwa!! I swear, someone died&made you kings of homosexuality. Koore nobody can get through the gates of homosexuality a sa le kopa.
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#FNBHeroDad
The year is 1988
👩 : it's a boy, you are going to be a father.
Him:
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To enter, reply below and share a heartfelt story or memory about your dad, using the hashtag
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I am trying to understand the logic behind struggling to get a job and when you finally gets it, death creeps in and gets you. Like make it make sense. My cousin passed on, my agemate for that matter. Dawg Modimo should sometimes just let people enjoy life a little
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Men giving their daughters princess treatment and surely as a boyfriend, you have to give her that Queen treatment
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You can’t hate on that mogolokwane and saxophone fusion❤️❤️❤️
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Your LinkedIn account
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" Batswana influencers need to be recognized and get paid for their creativity"
A Motswana influencer gets the bag.
" Nnya e seng yo"
Bathong, go benchmark, ask that person how they did their presentation. Learn, improve and go get your bag too.
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I wish one day you will experience the peace of understanding that, it has nothing to do with, who you are, or what you have done. He is who he is, and he is okay with it, and you can love him from a distance and that's okay. Don't bury yourself in trying to matter to him.
Rejection ya motsadi is so painful hey 🙌🏽 My dad doesn’t reciprocate no matter how much I try and it hurts man.
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The amount of pap, i ate in my childhood is enough to last me my entire adult life. Garlic bread is a good substitute for paleche.
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“Media training” is important, see how she mized the interviewer when he tried to sexualize something “size”. And how she went cold turkey, when he tried to be the centre of the interview by complimenting himself,“you haven’t met me”🔥🔥🔥
@emmawareus
's episode is up on our YouTube channel. Hurry and check it out. Link in my Bio..
#Botswana
#Gaborone
#WhatsApp
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I don’t know why she blocked you. Because every morning she shares a word of God with us. Ngwana wa gago ke mme wa thapelo. Thero ya gagwe🔥🔥🔥
She is amazing , you raised a whole Queen
Today my second born baby turns 25 years old. She blocked me on her twitter cos she doesnt want me to see what her n her friends get up to on here. Happy birthday Ayishe. M posting your pics so those who know you will tell me when you start wilding
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Everybody wake up, Emeli Sandè just dropped a beautiful album
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Last month, I received my salary when I was at Gaborone. One thing I learned is that monate wa Gaborone ga o batle salary, o batla madi a heist, o a ja o sa dire budget
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IceCold Mob doesn’t get enough credit for dropping one of the best albums
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My first ever salary was from Nashua. Started as an intern, after 9 months, I got employed as a Sales executive. A year later, I got head hunted by company X. The feeling of being head hunted 😍😍🤣🤣. The new manager at X was building a team of avangers🤣
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It should also be clear that, you can't claim to love your kids when their mother is your punching bag.
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