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Heavily armed redneck

Southwest Missouri on Rt. 66
Joined April 2024
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@LuckyMcGee Semi on topic: I developed the bad habit of cleaning my soldering iron tip by giving it a couple of swipes on my jeans. One day, I was wearing shorts. My leg looked like I'd met Zoro...
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@Iraqveteran8888 Hey Libertarians! Now would be a good time for a hostile takeover of the republican party. 😉
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@rebmasel Odd how it's only the left doing the shooting and not the "gun culture".
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@AGAndrewBailey I just wish planned parenthood got the same federal funding the NRA gets.
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@RealJamesWoods The best part is how while suffering from those broken ribs, Senator Paul tackled his attacker and pinned him down until police arrived. This is next level bad ass. 🔥
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@Sassafrass_84 Fuck Kamala Harris from Missouri! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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@deaflibertarian Didn't the post office endorse the democrats? You know, the people who handle the mail in ballots?
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@Iraqveteran8888 From what I've seen, we just need to use the wrong pronouns...
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@ButlerStuff @Tactical_review It's not the bill of needs.
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@GunloverClub1 If it's in 300 blackout, yes. 5.56 in a barrel that short performs like a really loud 22 Hornet.
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@brixwe Yes. Real cars have two doors, eight cylinders, and three pedals. 😎
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@boomstickbabe Semi on topic: My dad taught me to shoot with his Colt Woodsman. I taught my daughter to shoot with it. My granddaughter has it now. ♥️
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C And the tazer didn't work. Again. @DonutOperator
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@LibertyCappy Giving up my right to privacy because I have nothing to hide is like giving up my right to free speech because I have nothing to say.
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@SarahisCensored Coincidence? I think not...
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C I ♥️ plutonium.
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@DoniTheMisfit Bump stock ban. Take the guns first, due process later. I'm sure I can remember more if I think about it.
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@TonyGonzales4TX Really? I've never heard him beg for anything. We support him because he believes and stands for the same things we do. Enjoy yet another brutal ratio.
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@Sassafrass_84 Dr. No with Sean Connery. My dad took me to all the Bond movies. I remember the first one with Roger Moore had me going "WTF is this?".
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@DefiantLs Semi on topic:
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@ChrissieMayr They switched to pagers because they believed their cell phones were not secure.
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@Chesschick01 Meh. They're voluntarily removing themselves from the gene pool. To paraphrase Sun Tzu, "never interrupt your enemy when they are fucking up". 😉
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@AP4Liberty If a tax credit is needed to afford a child, taxes are too high.
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@PolitiBunny @LilaGraceRose If the democrats win, it will be because we were fighting amongst ourselves. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FRACKING COMMUNISM!
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@Sassafrass_84 My sister and I had a half shepherd half husky. She was sitting with him on the porch and I was leaving our detached garage. I jumped over a bush and Fritz went full fur missile at me and just put on the breaks when he recognized me. I was impressed.
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@dbongino I'm voting for the outlaw!
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@Sassafrass_84 I'm part Cherokee. For the record, I don't give half a crap about a picture on a box of butter or a sports ball team name. However, Elizabeth Warren is deeply offensive. 🤬
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@Winning4Him *desire to woodchip intensifies
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@codeofvets @CLWAL02 I'm trying to pray but it's difficult when furious and cussing. Our veterans were used to clean up someone else's shit and then thrown away like fucking toilet paper! God help us.
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@thevivafrei @briantylercohen "Registered Republicans" 🤣
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@PeterSweden7 People in the crowd saw the shooter and tried to point him out to police and secret service. They were ignored.
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@Iraqveteran8888 His daughter sent a heartbreaking message about it.
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@DomesticCEOCat If you know what this is, we can be best friends. 😉
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@DonutOperator What's she compensating for? BTW, that's my 110 pound granddaughter with a full size 1911. ♥️
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@Gryph911 I own a cannon. It's a little one, but it's still a fracking cannon. 😎
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@Artist_Angie That's called a social vegan. You avoid meet. 😉
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@DoniTheMisfit Why do they always look like the mob?
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@BachelorJoker Plus they've been studying him for years and know which buttons to push. It wasn't a debate, it was a coordinated character assassination. 🤬
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@Iraqveteran8888 "Never interrupt your enemy when they are fucking up." ~Sun Tzu more or less...
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@AshAnon17 @DavidLuckyMe I'm American so I can't vote. But I'll support whoever does the opposite of the crazy I've been seeing.
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@gunpolicy Odd how is only the left doing the shooting and not the "gun culture".
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@Riley_Gaines_ It's sad that so many actually believe the lie. They refuse to believe any evidence, no matter how credible, simply because it's from "the other side". And those people vote.
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@beinlibertarian The enemy of my enemy doesn't have to be a friend to be an ally.
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@NRSC Stop the compromise. Don't try to get along. Do your damn job and REPRESENT US! Bipartisan is a myth.
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@Playteaux1 @SarahisCensored Well I guess I should follow you too. 🔥
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@thereal_SnS Outstanding! This is my granddaughter who barely weighs 100 pounds. And it's not an AR she's shooting. It's a full auto M-16. ♥️🔥
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@MoniFunGirl You are NOT alone! For the record, I'm a straight Christian boomer and I have your back. I'm convinced his type are a tiny minority that's just really loud. 🤜🤛
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@BonafideKRS On one hand, we shouldn't objectify women. On the other hand is lotion...
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@BehizyTweets Semi on topic: I heard Biden talking about Trump giving tax breaks to his billionaire buddies. Besides Elon, I can't think of any billionaires that aren't democrats.
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@gunpolicy I thought the ATF was established to administrate taxes. But now they're armed law enforcement? The IRS is heading that way too. The tree is thirsty...
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@Iraqveteran8888 By the power vested in me as a grand cromudgeon of the ancient wind guild, I bestow upon you the title of honorary boomer. Shake your right fist and repeat after me: GET OFF MY LAWN!
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@Type07Safety I collect government watch lists. They're like merit badges. 😉
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@VoteHarrisOut @KamalaHarris You know it's not Trump's platform because she hasn't stolen it. 😉
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@boomstickbabe It's not about guns, it's about control. A disarmed population cannot resist.
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@DonutOperator @hartgoat Honest question, how many good ones are left? It's getting kinda depressing.
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