@LuckyMcGee
Semi on topic:
I developed the bad habit of cleaning my soldering iron tip by giving it a couple of swipes on my jeans.
One day, I was wearing shorts.
My leg looked like I'd met Zoro...
@RealJamesWoods
The best part is how while suffering from those broken ribs, Senator Paul tackled his attacker and pinned him down until police arrived.
This is next level bad ass. 🔥
@TonyGonzales4TX
Really?
I've never heard him beg for anything.
We support him because he believes and stands for the same things we do.
Enjoy yet another brutal ratio.
@Chesschick01
Meh.
They're voluntarily removing themselves from the gene pool.
To paraphrase Sun Tzu, "never interrupt your enemy when they are fucking up".
😉
@Sassafrass_84
My sister and I had a half shepherd half husky.
She was sitting with him on the porch and I was leaving our detached garage.
I jumped over a bush and Fritz went full fur missile at me and just put on the breaks when he recognized me.
I was impressed.
@Sassafrass_84
I'm part Cherokee.
For the record, I don't give half a crap about a picture on a box of butter or a sports ball team name.
However, Elizabeth Warren is deeply offensive. 🤬
@codeofvets
@CLWAL02
I'm trying to pray but it's difficult when furious and cussing.
Our veterans were used to clean up someone else's shit and then thrown away like fucking toilet paper!
God help us.
@BachelorJoker
Plus they've been studying him for years and know which buttons to push.
It wasn't a debate, it was a coordinated character assassination.
🤬
@Riley_Gaines_
It's sad that so many actually believe the lie.
They refuse to believe any evidence, no matter how credible, simply because it's from "the other side".
And those people vote.
@MoniFunGirl
You are NOT alone!
For the record, I'm a straight Christian boomer and I have your back.
I'm convinced his type are a tiny minority that's just really loud.
🤜🤛
@BehizyTweets
Semi on topic:
I heard Biden talking about Trump giving tax breaks to his billionaire buddies.
Besides Elon, I can't think of any billionaires that aren't democrats.
@gunpolicy
I thought the ATF was established to administrate taxes.
But now they're armed law enforcement?
The IRS is heading that way too.
The tree is thirsty...
@Iraqveteran8888
By the power vested in me as a grand cromudgeon of the ancient wind guild, I bestow upon you the title of honorary boomer.
Shake your right fist and repeat after me:
GET OFF MY LAWN!