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Me in 10 years - explaining to my kids how we got *two time Super Bowl Champion, Caleb Williams…
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Clyde Edwards-Helaire massively outscoring Jonathan Taylor this year, in the most hilarious way — is the epitome of fantasy football
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Imagine drafting a fantasy football team for 2 thousand fucking dollars & losing Breece Hall & Ja’Marr Chase in 10 days Lmfaooooooo
Couldn’t be me!
Could it?* 😔
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This mf Ja’Marr Chase was so good as a 19 y/o sophomore, he sat out his entire Jr year… was a top 5 NFL draft pick… and is a top 5 NFL WR at 22 years old…
Unreal
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You tell me mf!
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“Why draft Ja’Marr Chase in the 5th, when you can get Tyler Boyd three rounds later?”
😭
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Ay… last year I posted a trade on Twitter, and this dude comments “omg invite me to that league, please!” - mocking the skill level of the group. This summer, I invited him to a league…
This mf 2-5 😭😭😭😭
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Someone let me into their $50 home league
1QB 3WR/3FLEX — these kids are free
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Me, getting Rashee Rice in the 6th — after convincing my family to add a 3rd WR spot
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D’Onta Foreman needs to be an opening day starter for an NFL team in 2023…
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Tua waiting to confront Jaylen Waddle in the locker room, after Waddle said he prefers Mac Jones as a QB...
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Having Ja’Marr Chase & Kyle Pitts in the same dynasty league is just… wow
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😔 pt. 2
Smh… thinking back to when that DevyFusue dude blocked me because I said he watch film like Ray Charles 😔
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2022 is a “weak rookie class” but we have WR prospects that are a blend of AJB & DK Metcalf? Lol
Cool cool cool
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I don’t think there’s a better representation of week 4 than this 0-6 team dropping 300 fucking points 😭
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D’Andre Swift was the clear dynasty RB1 two weeks ago…
Twitter may be the stone worst place for fantasy advice 😭
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Tua is ass, Josh Jacobs & Waddle were ass + hurt
Somewhere in America 🇺🇸, Dynasty Jacobian just orphaned 37 leagues…
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The Rams ran the ball 473 times last year. If Akers gets just 60% of that. That’s 284 carries. If we give him just 4.5 ypc - that’s 1278 on the ground alone. Give him a normal TD rate, that’s double digit TD’s.
Can he hit the 50 catch threshold? If so. Goodnight
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“Buy the dip on AJB” 🤨 boy what are you talking about 🤣
It’s like you’ve never talked to an AJB owner before 🥴
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Dynasty Fantasy Football Commissioner’s should have a commissioners fee built into the payout mechanisms… lol
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“So glad I don’t have any Garrett Wilson 😬”
Nigga you play in 2 leagues - you don’t have a lot of mf’s 🤣
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I love football… I love Hard Knocks… I love Breece Hall…
Fuck you, Arthur Smith
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I’m trading the fuck out of CJ Stroud for AR+ especially in 4pt - y’all are actually tweaking 😭
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There’s anger and pain in this man’s voice that only comes from poverty
I know a broke nigga when I hear one 😭
You’re never getting that money, Tiny Blud
People said I went too far.
@JRay_Boyce
has threatened to kill me and my whole family.
Personally, I don’t think I have gone far enough yet.
I’ll never forget the 10% of you stood up for this guy, including
@Britt_Flinn
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After seeing the Amari Cooper trade… imagine what a N’Keal Harry trade would look like 😬
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Justin Fields just ran a 4.44.
Jay-Z’s last album was titled 4:44.
Jay-Z was once called out by Colin Kaepernick regarding his partnership with the NFL.
Kaepernick played for the 49ers.
Justin Fields to SF 49ers at 3 🤯. Book it!
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Nice, but is your elite WR group correlated? 🤭
This has to be the best wideout group I have ever seen in dynasty…
Proud of myself in this Devy league
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Me, starting Jefferson/Gibbs in my $100 family league — because my grandma drafted Mahomes in the 1st round
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That mf Trump said… “you know they have Taylor Swift, but we got Brittany Mahomes” 😭
We’re living in a simulation
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SFLX (4pt)/TE+ - PPR fast redraft
1. The Justin Herbert fade is ODEE now
2. This guys reaction to me double tapping TE’s at the turn 😭
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The FF community on Twitter is pretty dope.
Most of y’all are cool as hell
Some of y’all are dickheads, but that’s okay ☺️
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@rahim_shaw
@OpTic_Crimsix
Can’t tell when my screen is shaking due to someone firing unlimited double fmj ammo at me.
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FAAB!!???? 😭 - kid was going TE11
TE8 if you a freak like me 🙂↕️
“I'm spending way more FAB on Bowers over Likely.”
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If Drake London doesn’t injure his ankle - he finishes with one of the greatest seasons by a CFB WR all-time.
I’m willing to forgive his high contested catch rate & assume that someone who averaged 11/135 and a 123% target share at 20 years old is simply… different
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All summer I had to hear you mfs talk about Javian Hawkins & Gerrid Doaks 🤨
These fake ass NCAA 14 generated players didn’t even make their rosters 🙄
Y’all be so focused hitting on the next hot take/sleeper - that you miss opportunities to help people like me win leagues 🤣
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Garrett Wilson was about to go absolutely fucking dumb w/ Aaron Rodgers…
Fuck it. 1500-14 next year … 1.06 in redraft 🥴
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Smh… thinking back to when that DevyFusue dude blocked me because I said he watch film like Ray Charles 😔
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You can tell who was “grandfathered in” as a fantasy analyst vs analysts trying to make a name for themselves
Old school analyst: “Christian Kirk will be the WR1 on the Jags 📈”
New era analyst: “Christian Kirk is 46th in team target% & 42nd in WOPR… sell”
😭
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Lmfao - these niggas doing literally everything but the forward pass…
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Justin Jefferson isn’t this years Cooper Kupp…
It’s Amon-Ra St. Brown. What an absolute steal in the 5th, 6th, and 7th (😵💫) rounds…
I don’t think the off. environment will support Kupp like production, but the production/acquisition cost ratio is even better imo
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People got prospect fatigue so badly this year…
Caleb Williams has been so undeniably absurd since the moment he took over for Spencer Rattler in the RRR - I think ppl get bored with his gameplay atp
Kid’s a created player
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Startups should not go past 22 rounds bro, who the FUCK is Jared Wayne?
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I really like Kadarius Toney
But bro really looks like a 53 year old mechanic that smokes Newport’s
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If DynastyJacobian has 1,000 haters… I am one of them
If he has 100 haters… I am one of them
If he has 3 haters… it is me, ADP, and dynasty leagues that last longer than 1 calendar year
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I have $100 leagues at 99% win prop that people are trying to split 50/50 man you can’t make this season up…
Can’t even ignore the messages bc I’m in 40+ finals & commissioners are trying to ice the leagues…
People are deadass weird bro lol
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No one is willingly ruining their entire name/brand/reputation over $100
Dude fasho got negative $13.76 in his checking account rn…
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So many people left AJ Brown outside their top 5 dynasty WR’s this past week…
All I ask is that you put em back 😭
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Xavier Worthy mama 1.01 on my draft board - no Blake…
It's a real one's birthday today!
The big 1️⃣8️⃣! So proud to be his Mom! 🤎
Happy 18th Zay!!
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Man she straight told that dude to be nice to her on Twitter or she’s going to send a cease and desist 😭
Y’all are actually not real people
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Sharing some of the Malik Willis tape I viewed over the weekend w/ my Twitter fam…
Enjoy ☺️
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If Christian Watson is a top 50 pick in the NFL draft & ultimately becomes a fringe 1st rounder in rookie drafts, I will simply… draft someone else 😌
Excusing WR production in favor of athleticism hasn’t worked out for me in the past 🥴
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@WhyDoIEvenTryFF
Mf’s think they’re slick bro. Put me in Club Seats when we play the Chiefs 🤣
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Arthur Smith has a mental illness
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Alec Pierce, aka Draco Malfoy, aka the white Chris Godwin, aka Mr. 3.05 😮💨
I’m tired of the disrespect 😤
Freak Score poster boy + pick 53 = sign me the fuck up 🥴
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@adamjahns
So dangerous outside the pocket. Nagy seems to realize it early… rolled him out constantly. Can’t wait to see him mature & open up the playbook eventually w/ the 1’s.
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Alright Austin Ekeler… time to join Matt Harman’s podcast full time, buddy!
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Y’all gotta stop letting these “Fantasy Twitter” weirdos hurt your feelings.
Community full of broke ass virgins sitting at their computers all day, banging data - and insulting other people for having opinions 🥴
This shit isn’t real life. Block them & move on...
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Damn these Twitter doctors are thirsty as hell 🤨
“Looks like a torn medulla oblongata for Jameson Williams imo”
Bro shut the fuck up lol
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Man wdf happened to my TL? Now all the fantasy nerds posting about ketchup n shit 😭🤣
“Would you rather take a punch from Mike Tyson, or eat a live squid 🦑?”
Brotha, I’m just tryna win my home league tbh 🤣
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Sam LaPorta just lined up outside the numbers & ran a strike route…
I had personally seen enough. He’s a top 3 TE in the NFL…
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CeeDee Lamb is proof of Twitter’s impact on KTC… Lmfaooooooo
The echo chamber says Lamb is overrated & he drops from 3-10 in less than a week 😭🤣
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CeeDee ran a 4.50 at 198 - and has a cult following
Treylon Burks runs a 4.50 at 225 and people are disappointed 🤣
David Bell runs a 4.60- he’s cooper Kupp, Devonta Adams, and DeAndre Hopkins all rolled into one
Treylon Burks runs a 4.50- overrated prospect
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Jaylen Waddle has already shown the ability to earn targets…
Yes, you should adjust projections based on the size of the pie - but also understand Waddle can be productive w/ Hill commanding a 25% t/s.
I think I’ll end up having a lot of both…
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The only prospect news I give a fuck about is how much Jahmyr Gibbs weighs…
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The dynasty degenerate urge to devalue rookies b/c they have no pictures…
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I just had the hottest semifinal run out I can remember…
83 teams drafted. 66 playoff berths (32 bye weeks). 52/66 made it through to semis. *40/52 made it to Finals. Un-fucking real…
#LegalRobbery
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Look, I love defending CeeDee Lamb. But if the Cowboys choose to trade/release Amari Cooper to save 16M, Dak will simply… throw the ball to someone else 😭
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Darnell Mooney is 7th in WOPR, 8th in Team Target%, & 10th* in air yards per target…
Keep in mind the Bears are learning an entirely new offensive system.
Mooney could be in for a late season surge. Interesting buy low in all formats imo…
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Bears fans gotta stop saying Poles didn’t do right by Justin. He had the opportunity to take Young/Stroud - but instead traded for a top weapon (DJM) and gave Fields another year…
Fields got a fair shake, and if our pick was anything but 1.01 - he’d likely still be a Bear
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I can’t mentally process what just happened in this game…
Fire Josh McDaniels…
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I really fuck w/ McVay, no lie. When you’re his RB1, he don’t give af about an achilles or anyone else in the backfield… you’re getting elite usage fasho lol
Gotta tip that
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Dynasty Twitter be like:
“Just sent Tutu Atwell & a 2nd for Keenan Allen... feel okay about it. Do you guys think I overpaid?”
Yea I be ready to beat y’all ass 😭
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2022 NFL Draft RB Rankings:
1. Kyren Williams
2. Isaiah Spiller
3. Kenneth Walker III
4. Breece Hall
5. Jerome Ford
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