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Call me a hater but vrc furry shit has never once been funny
this video completely took over furry twitter for a few days lol
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Europeans love to make fun of national tragedies in the US, but can't handle it when I do the same thing back to them.
repost for added censorship
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I hate this fucking fandom man these people are why I loathe this place
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Ok guys the sex pests got to lethal company time to move on to a new game
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@fluffixel
I think they’re unfunny because they’re usually poorly executed or are just plain unfunny skits. I play vrc from now to then, and my entire online presence revolves around shitposting, I just think these Vine-style sitcom jokes ain’t funny
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@Geeb159
I’ve always thought it was weird to tell people y’all be doin’ it raw. Like just say you want to have a family rather than saying y’all have been “trying”. Like, good for you I guess lmao? I dont rlly wanna know that while I’m eating dinner
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How does wanting minors to not be sexual online make me a pedo?
How does explaining someone’s relationship also make me a pedo?
This fandom is filled with actual fuckin’ idiots
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this was the last thing I posted before being suspended for almost half a year, btw
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Brother I wear the flag every day 🗣🗣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
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why are people so proud to tell everyone that they're a porn addict I don't get it??
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I have no clue what he's saying but I know exactly what he's talking about lol
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This guy has me blocked because I called him a bad person for cheating on his s/o btw
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I swear to fucking christ if this becomes my most liked tweet im actually going to see a psychiatrist
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@ArcWolfsky
VRC is good for long distance stuff, but I’m shitting on vrc furry memes not furries using vrc as a form of communication
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Ah yes, the terrorist act of protesting. How unamerican? Ur better than this Donut
Seattle police out here negotiating with terrorist now I guess
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Got timed out in a discord server for saying that smoking is bad
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Any of y’all play Paradox games? Like EU4/HoI4 specifically? I wan some EU4 frens 👉👈
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@doc_Element63e
You’re openly inviting weirdos by posting this knowing you’re a minor, and you refuse to take it down bc of the attention it gets? Be fr man
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Blocked me too lmfao. Leave it to the nsfw acc to absolutely misrepresent protecting minors online as a pedophilic act and then block me for it, self report mayhaps
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Hey y’all
I graduated US Army AIT today, I’m officially an American soldier! Like frfr!!!
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so cool.. <3
I would drop the @ but idk if they even have twitter
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I hate this fandom so fucking much man, words cannot represent the absolute feeling of embarrassment that overcomes me just from being associated with this fandom
WHEN MAINTENANCE IS COMING OVER FOR AN EMERGENCY VISIT TO FIX THE AIR CONDITIONER BUT YOURE A SHAMELESS FURRY AND HAVE TO REACT IMMEDIATELY 😭
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Twitter so soft dawg
Chat this is real.
Zunkz / ImZunkz encouraged a self death threat towards someone
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@iraksa_
@meganemilyrose
@aishalovesbooks
Cryptobro says that if you don’t have an ego you’re not good
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@attackingdogs3
@MegalodonFilms
Yea my mom doesn’t give a shit. When I came out to her, she told me in her early 20s that she had dated a girl
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please do not be weird like this in my dms for the love of Christ
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I think going out of your way to befriend people who rape kids and animals is bad, actually
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I just ran a 101.3 fever, and my mom+grandma said they were going to strip me down to my undies and rub me with alcohol if I got above 102
I told them I didn’t feel comfortable with that and they said they’d force me to do it.
Is this like, illegal in any way?
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I think being fat or obese is bad and you should actively try to better yourself than try to normalize it
im actually horrified that the fatshaming culture of the 00s is coming back
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@toriel1one1
@JAHattaway
@TristanSnell
@OrlandoPolice
Hey
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I am going to recover this weapon and use it illegally
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There’s a soldier on the bus watching fucking gatcha life videos our military fucked bro
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@Molycuddle
Asking for a child to be raped in prison for dressing how they want is a fuckin insane take
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@Kayla_Marelys
@Sanslovesketchu
@eriao05
Out of all of history you picked the mf salem witch trials?? Where women AND men ANDDD kids were killed? A man literally got killed via heavy rock 😭😭
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JUST CAUGHT MY ROOMMATE JORKIN HIS SHIT LIKE 6FT FROM ME BRUH GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏
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@jitteryzeitgei1
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@TheAntifaTurtle
If they dont want to that’s their own choice, the whole point of this flag is freedom, and this is freedom of speech lmfao
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I am a soldier and a furry, call me out too!
Meet Specialist Daniel Sickler, aka
@Jester_the_k9
, aka “Gamma,” a recently separated
@USArmy
Furry Military Police (MP)🧵
He’s a civilian as of a few weeks ago, but while in uniform, he was willing to disgrace the Army by mixing & posting furry pics - inspired by
@PupRavage
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“Why do you not want to go to a fur con?” Because of this shit??
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