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Mr. No Sleep Till, Your Idol, Ya Highest Title, Número Uńo...A Twenty-Something Who Got Hooked On This Funny Little Thing Called Life (Just So You Know)...

Diamond In The Rough...via NYC
Joined August 2009
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Captain Cristobal
10 years
So much music, so little iPod space.
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4 years
Michael B Jordan on Chadwick’s Passing. 😔
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He's been Battling Stage IV Colon Cancer since 2016. And Worked through all of it. WOW.
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Jeff Cardi.
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Bitch I was scared
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4 years
And yes, Chris Cuomo just posed one hell of a conundrum: How in the hell are those counters supposed to get out & get home safely, w/ their cars in That Lot?
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Captain Cristobal
4 years
An Updated Ballot count is expected in the next 20 Minutes from Arizona, As This Polling center is set to close for the night w/ (Open-Carry) Protesters right outside. #Elections2020 #EveryVoteCounts
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It all comes Full Circle. #PowerNeverEnds #PowerTV Pilot: Not Exactly How We Planned #PowerFinale : Exactly How We Planned
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Breaking News: The Marches Ain’t Stopped. #BlackLivesMatter
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4 years
We are in uncharted waters people! Boi-1da: Unreleased Drake x Roddy Ricch Hit-Boy: unreleased Big Sean x Nipsey Hussle (from D2)
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3 years
On All Charges. #GUILTY
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“Have you ever thought that OVO is working for ME?”
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4 years
These are the times where there must be a winner, and a Looooooo-SEEEEEERRRR. #SNL
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10 years
"It's just a mixtape, I'm still workin on the album, it's a motherfuckin problem for these boys this year" - @Drake
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5 years
“There’s a unique opportunity to revisit the world of The Boondocks & do it over again for today. It’s crazy how different the times we live in are now – both politically & culturally – more than a decade past the original series & two decades past the original newspaper comic.”
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6 years
DAYTONA: 12AM (On Time) Ye’: 8AM Kids See Ghost: 12PM NASIR: 9PM At this Rate, Teyana’s Album is gonna Drop in July.
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4 years
“Even if my wife were to divorce me after this speech - she brought North into this world, even though I didn’t want her to”
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4 years
Ahem, Now @Nike ... Only question is When & How Much?
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8 years
!!!!! RT @ScottieBeam : I mean …. @RealRemyMa MADE IT CLEAR … She will come directly at your neck
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3 years
These sons of bitches. Silk Sonic: Do y’all Wanna hear something new off the album!?!? #BETAwards : YEAAAAAAA Silk Sonic: NAW WE GON RUN IT BAXK - Cuz We STILL In The Top 10!!!
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4 years
Ohhhhhhhh I know #TheSimpsons ’ Chalkboard Gag wasn’t intentional this week, Was it!?
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4 years
@WantedAmericas Same. I could understand if he didn’t want that to be the focus of his career, But to hold that off from everyone is crazy I do wonder though how some of the studios would have reacted if they knew back then though, We may not have seen him in some of his last handful of roles!
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4 years
And CNN has Called It! #Elections2020
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6 years
“But Kells - The Day You put out a hit is The Day Diddy Admits that he put the Hit out that got Pac Killed….” - Eminem #KILLSHOT
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5 years
Juice WRLD Swallowed Tons of Percocet to Hide from Feds, Cops Say via @TMZ
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5 years
@WWEonFOX Also The most Genuine Surprise.
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3 years
Top Dawg’s Statement on Kendrick’s Final album w/ TDE.
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4 years
“Donald trump is in the hospital with Covid-19, My Heart goes out to Covid.” - Chris Rock to the bubble audience #SNLPremiere
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3 years
The Calm, The Resistance, The Ride, The Zone, The Motion, The Remorse......
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6 years
Gayle: What did you mean by “I Admit”? R. Kelly: No offense but a 2 year old could understand it. Gayle: But for all the people over 2 was that your way of admitting? Kelly: no offense but they question makes no sense. #RKellyInterview
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2 years
“Alongside their Shield teammate Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins emerged from the crowd on Nov. 18, 2012, to interrupt the main event of that year’s Survivor Series”
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WWE
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To commemorate a decade of @WWERomanReigns and @WWERollins , WWE is kicking off a month-long celebration across social media platforms starting today!
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“Mama, We DID IT!” - Sasha Banks & Bianca Belair, Best WWE Moment #ESPYS
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6 years
& he textin Purple Hearts Cause he know we at war....
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4 years
Dr. Dre Suffers Brain Aneursym and is in ICU in L.A. via @TMZ
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6 years
Hardcore Degrassi fans know exactly why Jay & Silent Bob are in that video
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5 years
Michael really wants Colin killed man. #WeekendUpdate #SNL
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4 years
Next Week on the Season Finale of #darksideofthering : We revisit May 23rd, 1999 with Martha. The Final Days of Owen Hart. 🖤
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9 years
“I can guarantee anyone who gets in the way of @BrockLesnar Sun. will be heaved in the air in the most Violent of fashions.” - @HeymanHustle
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5 years
So if PND is still Scheduled to go (which probably means next week) And if DVSN Drops In Feb.... And considering Majid Jordan’s been radio silent....March? April?
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3 years
The Devil Is Alive and advocating on #Smackdown . #TalkingSmack
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4 years
If you never had A Party that played Buy You A Drank, Snap Ya Fingaz, & 2 Step (Remix) In Succession, You wasnt outside!!!!!
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4 years
Wait.. Lil Jon running Snap Your Fangas back because of buy you a drink?! LMAOOOOOOOO
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“I want the most expensive Champagne there is on the Menu” - @cthagod
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6 years
Album’s been done for a minute, it’s now done done. “K.O.D.” (Kids On Drugs / King Overdosed / Kill Our Demons) He Recorded The majority of it In 2 Weeks It’s 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 And you’ll probably get to hear it soon. Oh, And #NOFEATURES .
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6 years
May 25: King Push June 1st: Kanye June 8th: Kids See Ghost June 15th: Nas June 22nd: Teyana Taylor June 28th:🤔🤔🤔
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7 years
Sooooo 001) Jay-Z Interview 002) Chanel x Remix w/ A$AP Rocky 003) Biking Feat. Jay Z & Tyler 004) Lens x Remix w/ Travis Scott
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4 years
From Dave, Normally I wouldn’t show you something so unrefined, I hope you understand. 8:46 - Dave Chappelle
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6 years
"I give Bianca Belair all the credit in the world - She had an UnBelieveable Performance....Unlike what Someone like Sam Roberts thought, That's what people do here. Bianca showed the World, She did not Lose, She Won." - HHH
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6 years
The Chocolate Factory. The Biggest Smokescreen Ever.
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9 years
Meek Mill Feat. Quentin Miller - Wanna Know DRAKE DISS (Prod. By Jahlil Beats & Swizz Beatz)
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6 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
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Are you stupid, are you dumb? 😂 #GRAMMYs
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Cory Gunz is Alive & Well. Confirmed by his father.
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6 years
Goddamn Right.
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Y’all gon call Carter V a classic as soon as u hear the first lighter flick.
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“This must be hell, because you’re going to hell, Kevin. And If this IS hell? It looks a lot like Florida.” #TalkingSmack
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"The Song was trash, but It was one hell of a chess move!" - Drake on Addidon.
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4 years
Do Not Do This. Also, Friendly Reminder - It Is ILLEGAL In Several States to Post a Ballot to Social Media. Whether it be Filled or Unfilled, or whether you're in a Polling Place or Sending A Mail-In. Again, DO. NOT. DO. THIS.
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4 years
In Full, for your viewing Pleasure. Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue - #SNL
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Danny: Were both out here together for a very obvious reason…. Arnold: We both tried to kill Batman. #Oscars
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7 years
“I mean Basketball Players are supposed to shut up and dribble, but it looks like we really can do more than that” - Kobe
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6 years
"ITS NOT EVEN AN ALBUM, IT'S AN EP"
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4 years
🦉 👀👀👀
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7 years
Announcement #2 : The Bieber, Chance, Quavo, & Wayne Vocals & Visuals are in (Along with the Drake Vocals).
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5 years
Well I’ll be damned. When Cracker Barrel is fed up with your shit you know you done fucked up!
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Cracker Barrel says it will not permit a Tennessee pastor who has made death threats against gay people to hold an event in one of its stores
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