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enigmatic and charming puzzle solver | lost | bald, playful | let's uncover the mysteries together 🦴🫲 我是鸟姐
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pro tip: don't think like that
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i'm just saying don't catastrophize, people can have a mutlitude of things going on, but most of all you don't have to be in constant communication with people for them to remember you fondly, i've gotten plenty of warm welcomes from people that i don't text much
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they finally let her slay
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the chad warden whip
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my favorite dragon ball is swim trunks, he's got a sword an everything
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This is really weird, because not only did Claire here take my video, but some other guy put a watermark on it and is claiming it's his :/
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looks trustly and friendworthy to me
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bart simpson is someone who has an incredible mind full of wonderful ideas
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the way he's calm when he hands him the money makes me think xiaopang is trained, but idk some of his behavior makes me think he's a bit anxious still
i love the chinese dog that gets snitched on. get owned, buddy
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Welcome to Burger Them can I take your order?
"Yeah I'll have the Blue Hair Burger with extra Pronoun Sauce, a side of Feminist Fries, and a Diet Woke."
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yeah i had a rough childhood... my dad was actually the Install Wizard
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Everyday I get on my favorite webpages to see heroic images of Link, then I saw it, "NO" I screamed and shut my eyes hard, "He's the hero, he's the embodiment of courage! A courageous man would never have his hole agape for cock!"
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dude, *daps you and pulls you closer, putting my arms around your waist* you know what? let's get pregnant
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oh shit dude, you smoked that? that was the weed that fixes everything forever... fuckkk
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"Why is my twitter timeline all bunnies?" asks "human woman" who is about to realize why
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@SkinnyTuna
that's the enzymes, the pineapple is tenderizing your mouth meat, everyone gets a little tingly if you eat enough fresh pineapple
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hating... and for what reason?
this stupid idiot got boxes as a christmas gift LOL embarrassing
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it's not gay if your balls touch as long as you make a balls promise
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someone should write a love song in which they say "she- i mean they"
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this is not right
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can someone buy me the "VERY RARE 9/11 TWIN TOWERS NY CIGARETTE LIGHTER FROM AFGHANISTAN REGION"
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watching the sandman and why dont they show us his peins pensi his pensi hid penis
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i'm 1/8 BBL Shorty on my mom's side
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he does seem relaxed before the yelling, but you can tell he's responding to cues, idk, he's just so kind and orange looking... i feel his pain
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you're not even that hot. your hand brushing my cheek and your fingers running under my ear to the nape of my neck just make me shiver a little bit, and my heart beats a little tbh. like it's not even that serious
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joe biden just passed a law that says girls cant wear deodorant anymore
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some of my friends go to the bathroom, and that's fine but it's not my lifestyle and i'd prefer if they kept it to themselves
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i was trained in the Electronic Arts, i have to challenge everything
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