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@CPTDiesel
diesel
8 months
My wife: when are you gonna clean the dishes Me: when are you gonna clean the boards
@TonyREast
Tony East
8 months
“Even dating a pretty girl gets boring after a while if she can’t guard anybody,” - Rick Carlisle, out of context, about his team.
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
1 year
Giannis having a horrendous playoff game: 38/20 AD having the best his playoff game: 30/22 That’s the difference.
@RealGM
RealGM
1 year
Forum Discussion: Explain the difference between Giannis & AD
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diesel
2 months
We don’t talk about Khris enough. FORTY in a must win finals game. He’s reached heights guys like Paul George could only dream of.
@nathanmarzion
Nathan Marzion
2 months
3 years ago today, the Bucks win a wild game to tie the NBA Finals 2-2. - Khris scores 40 - Booker commits 8 fouls - Pat with some CLUTCH buckets - Giannis with one of the greatest blocks ever
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
3 years
As someone who’s been binging Bar Rescue lately, this is ironic because I can’t even count how many times he ripped into owners for not paying employees more.
@justinbaragona
Justin Baragona
3 years
Laura Ingraham: "What if we just cut off the unemployment? Hunger is a pretty powerful thing." Bar Rescue guy: "They only feed a military dog at night, because a hungry dog is an obedient dog. Well, if we are not causing people to be hungry to work..."
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diesel
1 year
This man was taking shots at the Harp yelling Bucks in six and we let him walk. God damn it.
@nathanmarzion
Nathan Marzion
1 year
Throwback to PJ at the Harp after the parade 😂 (vid from @nat3199 )
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
1 year
This is 100x worse than the Bucks losing btw
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
3 years
On Lowe Post they dropped that they’ve heard Zion weighs 330 lbs right now. My god.
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
2 years
It’s been said a hundred times but Marcus Smart is what people thinking Grayson Allen is.
@itsjwills
Justin Wills
2 years
Smart likes to do stuff like this to Giannis. Undercuts him on a pass hoping that Giannis lands on his feet. Nothing about this is basketball. He is making no attempt on the ball. All the focus is on undercutting him.
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
3 years
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE: -Giannis with a Jumper -7 ft Russ -Kyrie with a Moderna shot
@ColeyMick
Céad Míle Fáilte
3 years
Pfizer Kyrie is gonna end up on those hypotheticals with Healthy D Rose and Isaiah Thomas with a gun
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diesel
3 years
Mikal Bridges profiles as the exact type of defender that should bother Khris but for some reason Khris just murders him every time
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
2 years
Who was the last Bucks’ role player who would confidently take and make this shot while also not being traffic cone on defense?
@SnellSZN
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2 years
BUCKSMAN99
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
2 years
See this is why every Bucks fan was bummed to see Ham go to the Lakers. The roster was doomed to fail and he’d end up being the scapegoat. When they inevitably fire him I’d gladly take him back, but a smart team should scoop him up and let him try again.
@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
2 years
So Darvin Ham was just on the Bucks giving Giannis and the team Gatorade
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diesel
3 years
Bobby might fuck around and get his jersey retired when it’s all said and done
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diesel
3 months
Most casual fans don’t realize the heights Khris reached during that run. He was INCREDIBLE.
@nathanmarzion
Nathan Marzion
3 months
3 years ago today, Khris goes for 38/10/5 to force a Game 7 against the Nets.
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3 years
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diesel
3 years
Am I going to have to root for Gobert now?
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diesel
11 months
1) Horst literally cried 2) if you can’t understand why He couldn’t tell Jrue then you’re being naive. 3) Jrue and his wife are allowed to feel a type of way about it.
@Schultz_Report
Jordan Schultz
11 months
This is EVERYTHING wrong with professional sports. There is a lack of humanity from the organizations. There is a lack of empathy for not only the players, but also their families who are often entrenched as key members of their communities. How hard is it to understand that
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
5 years
Lol why the fuck is Pau in this picture like he’s done anything
@BucksNationCP
Bucks Nation
5 years
The Bucks have won the Central Division for the first time since 2001 👀
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diesel
2 years
My Bucks wishlist: -resign Pat/Bobby -trade Grayson/Hill for KD -draft Chet at 24
@eric_nehm
Eric Nehm
2 years
Massive Bucks offseason mailbag, part 2 - Should the Bucks trade Brook Lopez? - What happens with Bobby Portis and Pat Connaughton? - Will it be a busy summer? - How about the draft? At @TheAthletic :
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
1 year
This is cultural appropriation
@Mavs_FFL
MFFL
1 year
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diesel
1 year
I cannot understate how much this game broke my brain. It has taken years of therapy to accept that Thon isn’t a star.
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diesel
3 years
Listening to Suns pods and apparently they’re mad about the refs and the FT discrepancy. The suns, healthy, are like bottom of the league in rim attempts. They are a good 3 pt team and an elite from mid range. If that’s your shot profile, you’re just not going to get a lot of fts
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diesel
2 years
Jevon has very good understanding that “not fucking up” is a very valuable skill on this team
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diesel
2 years
The way he didn’t even react to the Tatum shot shows he’s already dead inside
@TrillBroDude
Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon
2 years
Pain
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diesel
3 months
The Bucks had Jrue Holiday last year and he got fucking wrecked by Jimmy. Miss me with this.
@DaveDuFourNBA
Dave DuFour 🐲
3 months
If the Bucks had a Jrue Holiday type, imagine how their defense could have looked. They’d probably still be playing.
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diesel
2 years
This is exactly like the Heat game 1 last year. Bucks couldn’t hit a 3 to save their lives and still win ugly. If y’all remember game 2 was a nuclear regression game and the Bucks won by a million.
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diesel
2 months
It’s so funny that the Embiid Sixers, with no history of success, get this pass when the Bucks have literally won a title
@nathanmarzion
Nathan Marzion
2 months
Windhorst on the Sixers: "I think they're going to need a year. I'm not gonna put a lot of pressure on them to win this year." Windhorst last year with the Bucks: "If they go down in the first round again, I'm not sure where Giannis is going to be."
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diesel
3 months
@NBABabySecret That upset about the Bears getting hard knocks?
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diesel
6 months
Deleting tweets smh
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diesel
1 year
@vevosuave That’s the point
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diesel
3 years
How many teams would have folded right here? I mean, to win this game, on the road, after this start. My god.
@NBA
NBA
3 years
12-15 from the field. 23-7 run. The @Suns have the building ROCKING in Game 5! #ThatsGame #NBAFinals presented by YouTube TV on ABC
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diesel
3 years
A note about Khris: there’s something to be said about watching *your* guys as a fan. The guys who started out and grew with your team. Khris is that for me. I’ll always Stan for him.
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
2 years
On a different note, I cannot understate how exhausting these games were to watch as a fan. I didn’t realize how tiring a finals run is.
@D0z_M4n_D4rk
D€€Z¥ ⓧ
2 years
I'm rewatching Game 6, and if you can't defend you can't be on the court man. I forgot the intensity of championship level defense. There's multiple players on the Bucks right now that wouldn't survive in these situations. That 2021 team's defense was generational
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diesel
1 year
Trill when he’s traded to the Jazz to dump Tobias
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@TrillBroDude
Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon
1 year
Yeah Springer is a Dawg
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diesel
11 months
Guys, we don’t have to do this. Uprooting your family really sucks. With or without money, telling your kids that they’re leaving all their friends really sucks. Leaving your friends sucks. We can choose to just be happy people on here.
@Bucks_Take
𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞
11 months
Do you know how many people get fired abruptly in blue collar jobs Lauren? No you don’t, because you’ve never been in a position to worry about money.
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
3 years
I know we signed Boogie but no big man can fill the gaping hole that Brook leaves.
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diesel
2 years
I’d like to give Wes his due after yesterday too. Ppl have been, rightfully, talking about Jrue giving Tatum hell but Tatum was absolutely sick of Wes by the end of the game. Hard to imagine where they’d be without him right now.
@NekiasNBA
Nekias (Nuh-KY-us) Duncan
2 years
AT HIS BIG AGE.
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diesel
9 months
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diesel
5 years
Personal news: the wife’s water broke and we are the hospital! Hopefully I’ll be a dad by the end of the day. Bucks in 5.
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diesel
1 year
@KobeIsTop4 That’s the point
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diesel
7 months
Buy in is so important for HC. Doc has clearly already gotten it. Griff never had it. You hear little stories of why. For example early on, Griff just wasn’t communicating practice times until like the day of. Which was super frustrating for a team used to a well run operation.
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diesel
3 years
The thing about this bucks team is the big 3 all have kids 3 and under. This road trip is the best sleep they’ve gotten in months.
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diesel
8 months
I’ve said it before this but Horst’s defining skill is his ability to quickly admit when he’s wrong and move on
@JenLada
Jen Lada
8 months
Good for the @Bucks . In a world of egos/confirmation bias, the willingness to recognize/fix an error quickly is a key to success. I always think abt Ron Wolf who said “if we picked someone high that couldn’t play, rather than prolong the agony, let’s bite the bullet & move on.”
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diesel
5 months
So Luka and Embiid are both gonna lose playoff games. Will the breathless articles about them leaving drop tonight or tomorrow morning? Are they no longer eligible for MVP next year?
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diesel
3 months
@Dread_Botlord Kyrie straight up quit. Harden is the supreme quiet quitter
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diesel
2 years
Khris played 15 minutes in the first half and sat the second. Here’s how that looked for the Bucks
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diesel
2 years
Every series against the Bucks, everyone hypes up the opposing big man and how they are going to play Brook off the floor. We’re on year 4 of Brook making these big name bigs look real mediocre or straight up bad.
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diesel
2 years
Pat qualifies, maybe Wes when we first signed him
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diesel
1 year
It’s nuts that the finals were this late in the summer
@nathanmarzion
Nathan Marzion
1 year
Most underrated Mike Breen call.
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diesel
3 years
For everyone saying he wants to give money to owners to pay more, most of the bars he rescues end up failing because after he renovated their bar and gives them a ton of aid, they go back to being dumb. So he should know better than anyone that trusting owners isn’t a good answer
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diesel
3 years
Until he come back, Brook is just Broke Back Mountain for now. Brings me no pleasure to say this
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diesel
5 years
Middleton is what people think Tatum is and Tatum is what people think Middleton is.
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diesel
3 years
I love how Bucks Twitter hates the Celtics but unanimously love Jaylen Brown and readily declares him better than Tatum.
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diesel
6 years
I feel pretty good about this nickname for Brook Lopez: Splash Mountain.
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diesel
3 years
The Bucks now have to conquer the final boss, the rival who’s knocked them down so many times before: Jae Crowder.
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diesel
4 months
@ringer @MichaelVPina I missed the Embiid leaving article. Is Bam gonna request a trade? Where is Luka playing next?
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diesel
5 years
Also, love when people say Middleton isn’t that important and can be replaced. Look where his defender is compared to the others.
@alexinsix
Alx
5 years
I love it when people say Giannis isn’t as important to his team when the others go off, not realizing he is one of the reasons life is so easy for the supporting cast a lot of the time.
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diesel
6 years
Yo @Bucks @AlexanderLasry just got this in the mail over here in Germany! I’m letting everyone in my unit know who’s winning it this year
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diesel
2 years
For an idea of what game 7 might look like minutes-wise, here’s the box score from game 7 against the Nets
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diesel
3 years
Horst traded the 31st pick for more seconds because he knew we were going to get fined for tampering again
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diesel
5 years
Giannis terrible game, no Middleton, no Brogdon, no Niko/Ersan, terrible refs, and a casual 10 pt win over a playoff team
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diesel
3 years
One of the big lessons from this playoff runs is there’s a limited amount of guys who can stay on the floor when shit gets real. The Bucks actively chose to not retain one of those guys. It’s a huge loss.
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diesel
3 years
This is kinda where I’m at: the Bucks have a winning formula. This isn’t on Bud. They just need to make shots at a certain point and that’s on the players.
@Shot_Quality
ShotQuality
3 years
WOW... Based on the quality of possessions for both teams, the Bucks win that game 88% of the time
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diesel
3 years
There’s a near 0 % chance that Mamu plays any real minutes this year but I also really want to see it just see him get weird with Giannis
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diesel
2 years
@junesfoshiz @SInow @Herring_NBA Someone with a dash of playmaking, like 5-6 assists a night, maybe some shot versatility, maybe able to hunt some mismatches. They could use a guy like that
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diesel
3 years
The Boogie signing looks better for the sole reason that it limits Miami’s options to fill their big man hole
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
3 years
Heat's Bam Adebayo will undergo surgery after suffering a torn UCL in his right thumb
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diesel
1 year
If that happened to the Bucks I think I’d puke and die
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diesel
3 years
@ColeyMick All time Reddit post. Sitting here just giggling reading it
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diesel
5 years
Update: Baby ya arrived and is healthy!!!
@CPTDiesel
diesel
5 years
Personal news: the wife’s water broke and we are the hospital! Hopefully I’ll be a dad by the end of the day. Bucks in 5.
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diesel
5 years
I think the biggest benefit to the Korver signing is keeping him away from Philly and LA. He’s such a luxury on this team and might not be playable in the conference finals, but I’d rather have that clas problem than make those teams better.
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diesel
6 months
Deleting tweets smh
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diesel
3 years
Me waking up this morning
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diesel
3 years
PJ is also very not washed. Stoned multiple drives from the Jays. It’s such a big deal to have another guy like Jrue who can do that to wings
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diesel
8 months
The Bucks starters have figured out how to defend together. When the bench comes in they get super wonky. Come back soon Jae.
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diesel
4 years
Donte has only played 1 more minute than Pat and is on pace to be under 30 again. There’s no reason for this.
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diesel
2 years
Celtics won against the Nets by being physical and beating the shit out of them. The Bucks live for this shit though and are bringing it to a different level.
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diesel
5 years
I’m not giving up on a historically dominant team with a generational talent. I wish they would just go back to being themselves. If they lost playing drop coverage and Ibaka/Kawhi/Gasol hitting a ton of tough jumpers do be it. But this ain’t it.
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@CPTDiesel
diesel
4 years
Good morning, here’s my overall thoughts on the Bucks’ trades after sleeping on it:
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diesel
2 years
@nvmfuckem I don’t count brook as a role player
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diesel
3 years
Reminder that you should be cheering for Giannis to win it all
@theScore
theScore
5 years
This young fan has been drawing pics for Giannis for over a year. She finally got a chance to show Giannis in person. 👏 (🎥: YouTube/Pete Stauffer)
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3 years
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Adrian Wojnarowski
3 years
ESPN Sources: Once discussions are permitted to begin with the opening of NBA free agency on Monday, the Miami Heat are positioning themselves to become frontrunners to land Toronto's Kyle Lowry in a sign-and-trade agreement:
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diesel
3 years
OKC really is just money laundering scheme
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diesel
9 months
A HUGE part of what makes Ajax pop so much is his brain is totally wired to always be thinking “how can I make the glue guy play”. He WANTS to be a pest, rebound, make the extra pass, make a hard cut to draw a defender off a shooter, and get the ball to the stars.
@Bucks_Breakdown
Bucks Breakdown
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The energy Andre Jackson Jr brings is infectious. He needs to be a staple in the rotation from here on out.
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diesel
2 years
I’m going to post something
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diesel
10 months
Here’s the thing about Griffin: nobody on this team is playing like they know where to be or what to do on either end. That’s coaching. When Bud came in, he instantly had them on a string on both ends every night. Nobody on this team has had their play elevated.
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diesel
6 years
I’ve reached the point with Wilson where I’m waiting for him to be the game to watch him. When he’s on the court I’m just tracking him. Im completely dumbfounded by this development.
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diesel
1 year
I’m feel like it gets overshadowed by the Giannis block but Khris had FORTY in a must win finals game. FORTY. We just collectively forget how awesome that was.
@nathanmarzion
Nathan Marzion
1 year
Two years ago today, the Bucks win a wild Game 4 to tie the NBA Finals 2-2. • Giannis with one of the greatest blocks in NBA history • Khris: 40p / 6r / 4a • Giannis: 26p / 14r / 8a • Pat with some huge threes • Booker commits 9 fouls
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diesel
3 years
I have never, never, felt anything like that the anxiety I felt watching this. I couldn’t breathe the entire time. Every possession felt like life or death.
@NBA
NBA
3 years
The best moments from last season's @Bucks and @BrooklynNets sensational 7-game semifinal series 🔥 Tune into TNT on Tuesday at 7:30pm/et to watch them tip off the #NBA75 Season! #KiaTipOff21
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diesel
2 years
The last 2 years I have literally countless permanent memories of this team doing supernatural things in big games but sure they didn’t try hard in February against the Celtics b team
the Bucks' inability to perform well consistently in big games worries me more than any other playoff team does
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diesel
2 years
God I love this team of goobers and dads
@Bucks
Milwaukee Bucks
2 years
"It's not really a traditional nine." 🤣
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diesel
3 years
I COMPLETELY forgot about the play in the Hawks series where Giannis thought about running on Capela and midair switched to a layup, which at the time was probably the most impressive Giannis play in his career. Wow.
@NBA
NBA
3 years
Relive the 10 most electrifying plays from the @Bucks postseason run to becoming NBA Champions!
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diesel
3 years
@EasyYiJianlian I saw Giannis streaking and my brain realized they were both going to do it before it happened and I thought I was going to die
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diesel
6 months
It’s easy to dunk on the Bucks for this but he was AWFUL coming off injury, a year away from FA, and they had Pat and Grayson ahead of him in the rotation at this point. Also, the Kings and Warriors both had him and said “we’re good”.
@ChuckingDarts
Chucking Darts NBA & Draft Podcast
6 months
The Bucks trading Divincenzo for Serge Ibaka in 2022 is the most underrated “contender steps on a rake” trade this decade. The Kings letting him walk to GSW that offseason was also quite bad. They probably win a playoff series with him aboard all of last year.
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diesel
1 year
If you reply to this with “Giannis was bad and shit and pissed himself”, then you’ve really missed the point
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diesel
4 years
This whole thing is such a slap in the fucking face. 1 season after the biggest market in the league openly tampered for a year and then won the championship because of it the league decides to put their foot down on the small market team trying to keep their generational talent.
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diesel
6 years
Bucks in Six chant might be the weirdest/best inside joke in the league
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diesel
2 years
Every player owes Giannis dinner for not paying off his 10th assist
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diesel
3 years
Bringing this gem back up
@channingfrye
Channing Frye
4 years
Giannis can’t score.
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diesel
6 months
If you watched the Bucks you wouldn’t have set yourself up like this
@jackfrank_jjf
Jackson Frank
6 months
The Bucks are now 41-21 and 6-0 since this tweet with wins over the Timberwolves and Clippers, and have regained the 2 seed by a full game
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diesel
3 years
This was an all time tweet from a team account
@Bucks
Milwaukee Bucks
3 years
Goodnight, #HeatTwitter .
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