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11 years ago I picked up this “free” dog from the pound. He’s cost me over $20,000 in vet bills since then.
Still not shot.
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Best part of wearing a mask is mouthing the words ‘fuck you’ at everyone.
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Wielding an assault rifle in public makes you an ‘Alpha’ the same way as throwing dollar bills at a stripper makes you a ‘ladies man.’
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Mike Lindell is apparently sniffing chemicals at his pillow plant again since he can’t understand how President Pelosi fits into the line of succession.
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“The president directed me”
Is the new
“I was only following orders”
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STOP RESISTING!
STOP RESISTING!!!
The Uvalde Police Department and the Uvalde ISD police force are no longer cooperating with the
@TxDPS
investigation into the massacre at Robb Elementary and the state’s review of police response, multiple law enforcement sources told
@ABC
w/
@JoshMargolin
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I’ve owned firearms my whole life, including some exotic military ones. I owned them for vanity. I find that a simple revolver fits my need for home defense today. I agree with Beto and side with families who’ve lost someone to gun violence.
#DemDebate
#GunControlNow
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‘A cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.’
- Cadet Honor Code.
Flashing a racist white power sign is ok though.
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Everyone’s talking about Ted Cruz, but don’t forget Rick Perry told people freezing to death is patriotic.
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Roger Stone is justifiably concerned about going to prison.
It’s not like Epstein was able to hang in there for very long.
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You know you ain’t living right when your squad takes out a major terrorist, and a crowd of 40,000 still boos your ass.
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-NYPD drove into a crowd in NYC.
-Mpls police shot reporter in the eye.
-Erie police kick a downed woman.
-Phx police fired rubber bullets into crowd causing panic.
-Just to name a few incidents.
But it’s the public who’s the problem.
Do I have that right?
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The new “going postal” is a rogue employee reinstalling a mail sorting machine.
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Joe Biden can stand in the middle of 5th Avenue, and drink a glass of water with one hand.
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Twitter has disabled the ‘like’ feature on Trump’s bogus election tweets!
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This is a slap in the face to every person who paid thousands for full priced hearing aids!
At my town mtg in Bedford yesterday I heard from an Iowan who benefited from my work to lower the cost of hrg aids. He bought online for $800 vs $4000 & soon bc of my bill hearing aids will be over the counter Affordability & accessibility makes a big difference for Iowa seniors
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War criminal and troglodyte points a bent and shaky finger at the courage and honor he will never have.
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Looks like Twitter is limiting my audience again. Pretty sure it’s because I’ve done a lot of follow backs recently.
RT me and make an old man cry.
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Five thousand MAGAts visit DC; one of the greatest concentrations of museums, architecture, and monuments in the world...
and they piss in the bushes.
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Say ‘Damn’ in a TV commercial and the Christian Right loses its collective mind over decency.
Say ‘Grab em by the pussy’ and the same group anoints you as the second coming of Christ, gives you tax breaks, and declares a holy jihad against your enemies.
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I guess nobody’s gonna ask how long Katie’s been fucking the valet?
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34 years ago the USS STARK was attacked by an Iraqi aircraft in the Persian gulf. I survived, but 37 of my friends did not.
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If you are agreeing with Melania about leaving minors out of politics, you are obviously too fucking stupid to understand the context of what Pamela Karlan said.
She didn’t make a joke, she made an analogy. There, I said it.
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FFS, it’s been a whole day; When is trump gonna pardon the Saudi shooter?
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My youngest completed airborne school by making his final qualifying jump last night.
Pretty proud of him.
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DOJ finally investigating what every Arizona Latino already knows.
BREAKING: The DOJ has just announced an investigation into Phoenix Police and the City of Phoenix.
The investigation will look into:
◾️if PD engages in discriminatory policing
◾️Deadly force
◾️if Phx PD engages in 'retaliatory activity' against those protect by 1st Amendment
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Indigenous people of the Amazon wearing masks and gloves.
Just think about that for a few moments.
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The service secretaries are not ‘pundits.’
My holds are not affecting national security, no matter what national pundits are saying.
@SecAFOfficial
,
@SECNAV
, and
@SecArmy
would rather attack me in a newspaper than have an actual conversation.
Just another example of woke propaganda.
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Tuberville is gonna flip out when he finds out there’s a full blown ballet on the flight deck.
Tuberville responds to the Navy Secretary by saying the Secretary has to get wokeness out of the Navy because “we’ve got people doing poems on aircraft carriers”
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I took a day off, and I come back to find out Trump DOJ official Jeffrey Clark prepared draft letters to SIX states encouraging Republicans to overturn Biden’s win.
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I made a lot of new friends today, thank you for including me. I’d like to introduce
@Fizzlicker
. He’s a navy vet and brother resister who needs some help. Follow and RT him if you’re so inclined. Thanks.
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USS Stark, May 17, 1987
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Michael Flynn ‘joking’ about shooting someone in Washington, D.C. shouldn’t elicit laughs and applause; it should trigger an investigation.
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Newly elected Senator, Tommy Tuberville, doesn’t understand the concept of representative governance.
He’s apparently laboring under the impression that his views matter, not the will of the people.
Nip this behavior in the bud, Alabama.
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So, anyone know if trump got a doctors note excusing him from impeachment?
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FFS, we flush our toilets with drinking water, but the Navajo nation is on its own!
As I said yesterday, we must be out of smallpox laden blankets.
Toxic water on the Navajo Nation Reservation.
Access to clean water is a basic human right that EVERY American should have.
Agree?
#NationalHydrationDay
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Virginia must have a lot of ‘Trucks with big stupid tires’ parking.
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Trump tried to warn the United Kingdom that Britain had acquired a nuclear weapon.
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Remember when trump handed out Play-Doh to hurricane survivors in Louisiana, and we laughed and were all “WTF is he thinking?”
Good times.
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This year a lot of dumbshits will reenact the original thanksgiving by infecting those with little to no immunity.
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I was thinking how cool it would be if a Christian group raised $250K for a father of 3, who was shot in the back 7 times, like they did for a 17 year old murderer.
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Has anyone tried waving a crucifix at trump while repeatedly uttering “The power of Christ compels you!”
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President Biden signed the Emmett Till Anti-lynching Act into law.
But schools aren’t allowed to teach why.
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It’ll be refreshing to have a FLOTUS who smiles, rather than one who looks like she constantly smells shit.
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My experience is that cows will taze you before charging or trampling.
Minnesota State Sen. Warren Limmer (R-Maple Grove) says safe gun storage laws will keep farmers from protecting their families against cows.
"You even walk too close to a cow, and it'll take you down and trample you into dust."
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I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve been followed by
@Stonekettle
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Who am I kidding? I’m bragging, yo!
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Can we dis on Barron, or is he still off limits because THERE ARE CHILDREN IN CAGES?!?
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I sent a tweet about the size of my account when I was at ~700 followers.
After seven hours of vetting and follow backs, I acknowledge I was completely unprepared for the response.
I’m tired now. I’ll go at it again tomorrow.
Sorry to those who were impatient and bailed.
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Max Berry, the 22 yr old who ranted about his parents being worth over $2 million, was on a discount airline.
#FrontierAirlines
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WTF is an ‘Originalist’ besides someone who doesn’t like Extra Crispy?
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Open carry doing its thing.
Toddler, 2, Without A Gun Is Shot, Killed By 3 Y.O. With Gun
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What's disturbing about this is NOT her ignorance of Foie Gras, it's the crate next to her.
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@KaylaChowShow
It’s disappointing because it looks nice, but when you sit on it it’s really uncomfortable.
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Folks, this is a remarkable and important day. Not for the impeachment vote; that’s important, but not like this.
After nearly a year in South Korea, my youngest is coming home for Christmas - TODAY!
I can barely contain myself!
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Went to church today.
Not for services; I went and left notes on all the vehicles I liked.
“Can I have your car when you die?”
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Oath Keeper Who Stormed Capitol Is Struggling to Cope Because He’s a ‘Family Man’ with ‘No Previous Experience’ Being Jailed.
Somebody bring me my green “I don’t give a fuck” jacket.
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My Dad was invited on a walking tour of Italy, 1944.
Me, carousing da Afghanistan, 60 years later.
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Trump, Pence, Barr, Giuliani, et al.
You don’t suppose this is all just white guy anger about disco being dead, do you?
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Serious question:
Why does any resister retweet the GOP, trump, or republicans, without adding a comment that puts the retweet in some kind of resistance context?
Because from my perch atop the shitter, it looks a lot like an endorsement of that GOPer.
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Iran threatens US ambassador.
Trump threatens retaliation.
US troops - “WTF? Putin, Dude!”
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Mother Pence bragging about how Mike is such a loyal husband, that he doesn’t watch any porn with women in it!
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Ghislaine Maxwell is scheduled to commit suicide during the July 4th weekend, according to Bill Barr.
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Donald Trump is a pedophile and no one’s batting an eye because, of course.
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My wife is in the tub. Soft lighting and music.
I’m gonna storm the bathroom and order a pizza!
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We did this on Blazing Saddles so we knew it would work.
All we have to do to stop the MAGA 2nd Civil War is install a toll booth & turnstiles!
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Former New Yorker and serial draft dodging coward intends to lead stream of hero’s down 5th Avenue.
Plans to shoot someone remain unclear.
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@MikePerryavatar
1987 and I’m onboard USS STARK when an Iraqi warplane fired a couple of Exocets at us.
There’s no power, it’s dark, and I tripped over a large object in the debris hitting my shin.
Said “fucking piece of shit!” and kicked the object hard.
It was this unexploded warhead.
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When a bone saw just won’t do!
Texas Gov Abbott has installed circular saws between the Rio Grande border buoys to maim or kill anyone who attempts to climb over. Two bodies have already been found trapped in the floating barrier.
He wants more migrants to die.
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Your weekly reminder that Kyrsten Sinema isn’t supporting voting rights legislation, labor organizing legislation, a $15 minimum wage, a multi-trillion dollar economic package, or reforms to the filibuster.
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After being the Belle of the Ball you just know he’s gonna hole up in his hotel room, and pound his weenie to a pulp.
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