@Ed_Miliband @mlkhattar @JoshiPralhad @UKinIndia When I was in India last year, they were advertising diesel, that ‘saves the plant with every tank’. Could we have some?😂

@digijordan I’m sure Kurt Vonnegut would have agreed with you. Or written about it.

@trussliz Are we trading deportees with Romania?

RT @Airfix: One of the most distinctive aircraft types… The Fairey Gannet was as capable as it was unique and was significant as the onl…

@im_tolumichael Some of us learned that as children, unfortunately, some will never learn.

@aufwiedpet I picked a group of German engineers up from the airport in HK who were starting on our job, the first thing they said was ‘where’s the best brothel?’

@NoContextBrits Lest we wish my wife was as dirty as this van?

@TW11Harbour That’s good to know because my dogs love gravy bones and I need some boat cleaner and a new deck broom after some bugger nicked the one off my boat🙄

@juneslater17 When the pie was opened the birds began to sing, wasn’t that a silly thing to tap sons of the King.

@righttobikeit @bryn14181 I bet your lane is any lane you fancy. Which is evident from the discourtesy and impatience

@ediz1975 I wonder why these types bother. Always in a bad mood and always in a rush. I’m glad they’re not driving 2 ton cars.

@bottleofclaret @Janela_X Dr Petulia Downtown😂

@Janela_X There’s no mistaking him for a woman. He seems to be the only one who can’t see it.

@NoContextBrits Miles of marching only to find out the pizza slices are cold

@Iromg Jamie must be desperate if he’s taking American Express

@1nvsibleMan @gunsnrosesgirl3 They’re giving a thumbs up to the pre dug hole and a bodge job of a little tikes toy. While being told that China is living in the future. My favourite is the wheely bucket on a string. Next it will be how to make a tie rack from a coat hanger

@AnnaSobriety @antoniabance That must be the reason the new exams are multiple choice

@itsgeraldcooper This has to be the new advert for Carling Black Label

@ClarksonsFarm1 Oops. Only flats in London are more expensive