Anna Sobriety #FBPG #ReginEU #EuropeanStill 35%ABV
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Chief EuroTwit. Provincial Governor in Waiting of Provinces VIII & IX of Our Ever Glorious Union.🇪🇺 Founder: Follow Back Pro Gin. #PARODY #SATIRE #ARRSE
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You may mock, little Brexiteers, but mark my words. This is just the end of the begining. We control the Deep European State within; the media, the teachers, the lecturers, the medics, the civil servants and so much more.
Elected governments come and go but we Remain and grow.
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Harrowing scenes of basic goods shortages in Broxtowe Waitrose first thing this morning. This is the reality of Brexit - not only are the world’s laughing stock for leaving its biggest trading bloc but we cut off our own food supply in an act of spite. 🤦♀️
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I was horrified when I went to the fish counter in our supermarket in order to buy some oysters and found that they came directly from the UK. I demanded ones that had been harvested in the UK and then processed in France before being sold back to us but they had none. Désolé.
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Utterly disgusted to go my local supermarket only to find not one bare shelf save for baking parchment. There were green vegetables from Morocco and Kenya but none from the Netherlands. It is a disgrace. I was promised chaos and food shortages and I demand to have them. Hail 🇪🇺.
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The sheer arrogance of the UK when faced with the combined power of 27 nations is incredible. How can they refuse the vastly-more-than-generous offer of an extra 18% of their own maritime resources?
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If we are going to beat COVID-19, we are going to have to do it without this useless fascist government. Therefore I must travel to Brussels and beg for help. Until help arrives, we must rely on self help and basic hygiene. Tip: soak your face mask in gin, it is a disinfectant.
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Meghan Markle claims Prince Philip had a small private burial three days ago - via
@newsthump
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12 hours. A mere 12 hours of civilisation left before the UK is dragged from its position at the top table of global culture and commerce to become a third class country and it is all due to boorish Brexiteers. Tripe, unemployment and warm beer is all we have to look forward to.
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I tried to warn you all. And now the media is starting to tell the truth. How will you survive the WTO tariffs of 57% on 1.2% of the cheddar you eat?
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Are you a harridan? Once a minor celebrity but now desperate for public recognition again? Everything gone south, including your career? Would you be prepared to wish death upon the PM or just to critique a G7 premier based upon your luvvie life? Get in touch for more info.
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Went into Waitrose today. Very few people wearing masks. I grabbed the store PA microphone and explained why we should all wear masks to help each other to be good EuroCitizens and that, if we conformed, the Ever Glorious Union might welcome us back. Everyone cheered.
#Regin
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Cornwall needs to become more European.
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Whoever did this should expect a visit from the police shortly. I will not stand for being demeaned in public.
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UPS delivery driver just tried to charge me £116 on my own doorstep in Customs Fees and VAT for a package from the Netherlands. I shouted, ‘There are no fees for those of us who are
#EuropeanStill
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@JamesMelville
The ‘root causes’ are not to be found in Italy but in the UK Benefits System and its Civil Service.
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It is with a heavy crystal glass of gin that I have to announce that CUK is being wound up. I know that this will be a dreadful blow to both of our members. But, be assured that I, myself, will not be giving up until I have led the UK home.
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BREAKING
A new, last minute candidate has declared for the Tory Leadership. Meresa Tay is a hitherto unknown backbencher.
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@JebraFaushay
@naigr77
Sorry to be a bore, but which one are you talking about? All I can see is two woman posing beside a sofa.
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Massive turnout for the National Rejoin March in Liverpool today. We estimate 80,000 flooded the streets and brought the city centre to a standstill to demand an
#EndToBrexit
#ReginEU
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What I am hearing on the doorstep is that having a Bulgarian gardener and a Polish au pair leaves more time to get Araminta and Tarquin into the 4x4 to drive the 400 metres to school before a full day of spa treatment and lunching. The EU benefits ordinary people like this daily.
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@FreddieBailey96
I’m sure that it will be given the political merit that it desires by Hamas and Israel.
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Typical British exceptionalism. Fried eggs were introduced by Persians, chips by Belgians and Ham by Gazans (hence, ‘Hamas’). The ignorance of Britons about the fact that they have no culture except that gifted to them by immigrants is risible. Even the bread is Egyptian.
Thought I’d do a British meal for a change. What could be more British than ham, egg and chips? 😋
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Do the selfish Brexiteers have the slightest idea of the damage that they are doing to the European economy? French butter is having to be reduced in price to compete with its vastly inferior British competitors.
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Wrong. Simply wrong. She will clip the wings of the Supreme Court, make it serve the small minority who want Brexit and derail the legal campaign to overturn the disastrous Withdrawal Act. This is against the democratic wishes of the vast majority who want to Remain.
Suella Braverman MP
@SuellaBraverman
has been appointed Attorney General
@attorneygeneral
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Europe stands at a crossroads.
We simply cannot allow populists like Nigel Farage to be voted into any sort of office, just because the majority of the populous might wish it.
Democracy is too precious to allow it to be subverted by populism.
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This is unacceptable bigotry. Left wing shelves for Remain voters (the vast majority of the country) are deliberately left empty whilst the far right shelves for Brexiteers are kept full.
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I’m thrilled to announce that, from Monday, This Morning will be hosted by both me and Guy Verhofstadt. The format will be broadened to bring you news and views from across Europe.
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Who did this? I want names on my desk by 0800H tomorrow.
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Change UK’s new Board of Trustees is dedicated to realising our vision of a fresh, vibrant, diverse, equitable, forward-looking, dynamic and thoroughly European Centrist Party to lead the U.K.
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I think that it is generally accepted that the vast majority of those who voted for Brexit now deeply regret their decision. But we must not censure them too harshly, they were generally poorly educated and easily hoodwinked by Russian propaganda.
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@GadSaad
How ironic that the Noble Students are filming this dreadful oppression on mobile phones whose technology originated in Israel.
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I have just been on the phone to M. Barnier - he has been up all night working with his team. He is now confident that the ECJ will support an extension to the Extension Negotiation Period to 31 Dec, thus allowing more time to save the U.K. from economic and social self-harm
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BREAKING: Leaked text messages from Carrie Johnson prove that she hosted an occult ritual in the No. 10 flat, summoned Beelzebub, sacrificed a chicken and sprinkled its blood on the PM, asking the Dark Lord that Brexit become a vote winning success.
#JohnsonOut4127
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@metpoliceuk
Why would a religious procession terminate in Whitehall, the seat of Government and not at a mosque?
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The fact that a map of Remain voting areas closely aligns with a map where riots occur tells us something very sinister. The police are obviously targeting Remain voters and oppressing them until they feel that they have to physically protest to retain their European identities.
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How dare the Australians cancel their deal to buy submarines from the Ever Glorious Union in favour of a UK and US solution? They will find themselves hurting economically when Europe sources its kangaroo imports from elsewhere in retaliation!
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Really touched by the story of the 112 year old NHS nurse, surviving on Food Bank charity, whose NHS ID card (photo taken when she was a student nurse in 1918) was refused so that she couldn’t vote for her local bin collection schedule to be altered.
#WouldntHaveHappenedInEurope
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This meme is nothing less than a disgrace and must not be shared by loyal EuroCitizens.
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@GordonBrown
Selling our gold reserves at an historic low to gain short term monetary popularity, selling the NHS’s infrastructure to private investment companies, opening the country to world immigration of net beneficiaries.
Mark my words, this was the beginning of the end of the UK.
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A sneak peek inside the Planning Cell of EuroMovement (briefings take place in the snug of Gindependent). As you can see, our staff are the very best of Europe: young, vibrant and enthused with our mission to
#ReginEU
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My sources tell me that the Commission are prepared to extend the Transition Period to 2025 to allow President Biden to act as an honest broker in the negotiations.
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Disgraceful jingoism. I’ll just have to find something else to put on my cereal.
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@metpoliceuk
Inevitably, he will be released without charge or bailed until the CPS decide that it is politically expedient to not pursue him.
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The appointment of a Prime Minister is far too important a task to trust the little people with, which is why we have decided to use to media to choose a more suitable one for us.
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I am excited to announce that I will be hosting my own TV show starting on Monday. It will be an exciting and wide ranging lunchtime magazine program giving a European view of politics, fashion, celebrity, science, technology and food & wine. Tune into Liquid Lunch from Monday!
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@teresadg0
@chriscurtis94
Presumably she got there by bus or bicycle since she didn’t have a Driving Licence and never goes abroad on holidays?
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This is just one of innumerable benefits that we once had but which we are now missing on our streets due to Brexit.
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If only we had not flounced out of Europe on a whim, we too could have called upon the €672.5billion (£585billion) rescue package known as the Recovery and Resilience Facility (RRF) that the Ever Glorious Union is financing out of its own resources.
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The European vaccine rollout would have been rapid and effective had the UK not selfishly invested £21M in a production facility in the Netherlands after the Dutch government refused to invest and then stolen its output thus robbing the Ever Glorious Union of its own vaccines.
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For all those Brexiteers crowing about the lack of chaos, remember that this is still a bank holiday weekend. The commercial stresses will come on Monday. We will be looking at you with our best smug expressions when Sterling crashes, ports are choked and the economy collapses.
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The Brexit reckoning is coming very soon. The stockpiled chemicals to purify our tap water are bound to be running out. Without free and unfettered trade we will all die of thirst even as the super-gonorrhoea carried by the undetected meteorite rampages through the nation.
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My thanks to the loyal EuroCitizen Civil Servant who leaked Gove’s Briefing Paper on the potential 7,000 lorry back up in Kent. Without such people and the media who always choose the catastrophe number to broadcast, the Ever Glorious Union would be worse off. EuroHeroes all!
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@kelvmackenzie
But at what personal cost? Imagine the internal anguish that it takes to deal with a subject like that without cracking in public. Hence, she is even more worthy of praise.
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@ClaudiaWebbe
In 1868 King Moshoeshoe of the Basuto wrote to Queen Victoria asking that his land be made a British Protectorate to protect it from Dutch Boer annexation and hence Basutoland, later Lesotho, was born. History is not as cut and dried as some politicians would like to make out.
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Jush, jush wan tangerine benefi of Brexshit, jachs all I ashk.
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This is what the Ever Glorious Union should aim to be at in terms of territory by 2040.
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Remainers. My people then, now and forever.
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Distressed to have just watched a Hairy Bikers ‘Comfort Food’ episode. Recently filmed but using Emmental and Gruyère as if they were available. It is highly unethical and downright cruel to taunt people with European produce that only a privileged few can access due to Brexit.
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@trustednerd
What an excellent excuse for withdrawing from public life when you realise that you have made a laughing stock of yourself. I might have to file that one away for future use.
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@vonderleyen
It is vitally important that any and all criticism of the Ever Glorious Union be transparently censored in accordance with our Shared European Values.
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My precious!
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I refuse to take a COVID-19 vaccination until the time that I would have received it under the Ever Glorious Union’s procurement process. All loyal EuroCitizens should do likewise to show our
#EuroSolidarity
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#FBPE
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#ReginEU
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When Rejoiners are in the majority, that is democracy.
When Brexiteers are in the majority, that is populism.
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It’s been an awful day, made worse by the complete mental collapse of Prof. AC Grayling late this afternoon. Because of COVID no local hospitals could take him in so Cazza and I motored up and brought him down to be looked after in the Brighton Home for The Bewildered. So sad.
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The Ever Glorious Union is always more than generous to its friends. As a thank you for allowing its border to be weaponised and giving up its sugar and peat industries, it has allowed Ireland to keep some of its own fish.
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Pubs are going to closed. This means that an awful lot of drink is going to go off because it is not being consumed. As an act of public service, I am volunteering to safely dispose of this expiring and expired stock for free.
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@adilray
Is it because statistically, they are less likely to commit ABH, GBH, groom, rape or go bang spontaneously?
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On the EuroStar back to Brussels this morning and I was refreshing myself from the trolley service when I asked the attendant if she was looking forward to the Coronation. She said, ‘I recognise no leader but the President of the Commission!’
Naturally the whole coach cheered.🇪🇺
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Absolutely disgusted to find the Co-Op, a brand once associated with progressive politics, selling supposed Camembert from Britain that is not only 20p cheaper than La Rustique in the same shop but comes in a black pottery bowl. It’s as if they support Britain over Europe! 🤷♀️
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My source at Downing Street tells me that they were the next person to use a loo after the hated Johnson and that he had NOT put the loo seat down.
#BorisResign
#JohnsonOut16
#BorisMustGo
#JohnsonMustGo
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I am proudly wearing this in remembrance of the fact that it is the Ever Glorious Union that brought peace to Europe.
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Thanks to Brexshit my local shop has run out of tonic water, so I had to have a large Gin & Sovereignty instead.
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@guyverhofstadt
@Europarl_EN
Or, translated out of Eurospeak, “If they go for a Hard Brexit we are in the shit and it will all fall apart. We will look weak if someone actually calls our bluff and the Euro will tank. Please, please don’t do it, or other countries will follow suit”.
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At a time of international tension we should make a peace gesture to reduce friction. The name ‘Waterloo Station’ is a continual historical slap in the face for our friends and allies in Europe. We should rename it Europe Station to recognise the peace that Europe won for us.
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I have been visiting care homes to try to explain to those who voted for it why Brexit is destroying Britain (there really should be a mental capacity check for referendums). This lady refused to change her mind so I confiscated her sherry to show her what trade friction means.
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In an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction, the Duchess arrived dressed as a deckchair.
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@FLOTUS
@jomilleweb
A relationship so special that you can’t be bothered sending your Head of State. But then again, we all know that the drug doses needed might not last long enough for him to not disgrace the US on the public stage, despite the fact that he is supposedly fit for a second term…
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I went to get the lifesaving medication that I require. The person behind the counter told me that they had run out. I asked if it was because of Brexit. She lowered her eyes and said, “No, Ms Soubry, you drank it all last night and Eurest haven’t delivered any gin today.” ⚫️
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I am incandescent! How dare Switzerland, a puny country chiefly known for clocks, cheese and chocolate entirely surrounded by the Ever Glorious Union disrespect us just like that? Do they not realise that we could crush them like a fly?
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@guyverhofstadt
The Ever Glorious Union is absolutely clear that it does not interfere with Provincial politics. Unless, of course, that Province is in danger of erroneous thought.
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How dare the UK not be in recession?
The ONS is clearly riddled with Brexiteers massaging the figures.
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I have just briefed Beth Rigby to tell her that, if called upon, I would be ready to lead a Government of National Unity in order to bring order back to the UK and to bring the UK back to the New World Order.
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It’s truly heartbreaking to see how the little people in France are forced to react to Brexit. With limited supplies of Stilton and Stinking Bishop in local shops they are forced to riot, demanding that the UK Rejoin the SM as a minimum.
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@its_the_Dr
Slurring words, problems standing straight? Surely she was just practicing channeling her inner Biden so that she can speak more authentically for him?
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@RadioGenoa
If a ethno-native did this, they would be arrested for a Hate Crime given the road markings, let alone impeding the King’s Highway.
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This Easter has been a disaster for those wishing to visit their chateau or gîtes. I have been most touched by the strongly worded letter that I received from a Mrs Trellis of North Wales in which she details her twenty three hour wait at Dover, having been scared into arriving a
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Putin has gone around the annexation of Ukraine entirely the wrong way. The proper way to do it would be to force the Ukrainian government to hold a referendum on joining the Russian Federation and keep rerunning the referendum until the people vote correctly. Glory to Europe!
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@BBCMaryam
What base mathematics were you using so that the figure one is a middle finger rather than one at either end of your hand? 🧐
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It’s been a hard weekend, EuroCitizens. Cold, wet and windy but that did not stop me from doing my EuroDuty selling copies of ‘The New EuroMovement’ on the streets. I have been targeting areas where Brexiteers congregate, Wetherspoons pubs, prisons and betting shops.
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