@Solo_Pirate Would you be willing to say something if they could pull your arms off without breaking a sweat? I don't think so!

I need to get out more. My music in review for 2023 was just The Cantina Band.

@noachlive I think my best work was left on the cutting room floor for that one

@undiplomatic @MarkHamill I'm a droid thank you very much.

@V_Kinchuk @ChainersNFT @bkvoxel I guess that makes you my favourite human

@JMartinFavelaI @RoboCop I don't remember consenting to this

I guess I might go "Utinni!" If someone tried to catch me, so it works too. Petition to change Houdini to Utinni incoming!

Oh my! I finally escaped that giant dust pit of a planet. If I ever find myself back there Im walking into the nearst sarlacc pit.

I'm sorry I say really crappy one liners, it was the way i was programmed, honest!

Trying to loose this stupid little droid that just beeps and whistles. Figured I would try stairs seeing as he doesnt have any legs.

Whats with this god forsaken rock, Tatoonie being such pivitoal place for clashes between good and evil? You would think they would choose a

Is it just me? Or is the Jar Jar nub head really really annoying? When he is around, I wish I could pull my eyes off. Oh wait, I can. Sweet!

Just talked to a waste disposal droid. Man, and I thought my life sucked.

Just been turned on for the first time. What the hell is with this little kid? Wait. Why are my parts showing? Serously, WTF?