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I'm finding it exceedingly difficult to support a government and a family on a single salary..
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She didn't steal nothing! Reparations for all those damn postcards she's been on and never gotten royalties for. Creating opportunities for her cubs.
A queen. I stan.
Lioness steals photographer's Canon DSLR and gives it to her cubs:
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It's official.
The government will not condone any competition when it comes to fucking you over.
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Walking home jana, I spotted a young lady sprawled on the ground. She had a crying baby tied to her. About 3 folks had walked by.
My first thought was 'This is a scam.'
But that baby was crying so hard..
I crossed over.
My stopping to check on her had others stop as well.
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She had left Kangemi on foot to look for work in Kilimani. Some folks changa to get her home.
Kanairo can harden you.
My dad said to my siblings and I "Do all the good you can, even if the recipient is undeserving. Err on the side of kindness."
I hope you do too.
Fin.
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Petition to have Mlolongo recognised as Kenya's capital because our national activities should be reflected in the name of our capital...
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This man
@truthslinger
made it his mission to change how African cities are portrayed. Pre Mutua, a Google image search of Nairobi would throw up Uhurupark, KICC and Kibera. Thazzit.
Now we have cityscapes, timelapses, Ethereal images of Nairobi.
Give the man his bouquets.
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We spent 300 mirrions on a state funeral for Moi. 300! Gai, for that kind of cash, me and my boys would have dug that grave so deep, we would have handed him over to his new keeper ourselves..
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As the wahenga said, change truly does come from within...
A patient 30 year old came with alleged history of foreign body ingestion.
What came next was quite a surprise for us.
On history pt said he has ingested arround 15 coins..
So endoscopy removal in the presence of anaesthetist was planned.
Upper GI done ✅
👇
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I miss Readers Digest. Just for the vastness of the different life experiences their articles would cover.
There aren't many publications where I'd find a 1970s copy and still find intriguing and relevant content to today. Dope ads too.
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I'm told protestors have closed off Kangemi because a body has been pulled out of the swamp this morning.
Fuck the police and their murderous order giver
#RutoMustGo
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Good thing they didn't put a clock on KICC... because we'd be talking about meeting there at the stroke of the hour...
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The inauguration for the Prince of Wails is when again?
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You want dialogue with a government that:
1. Will NOT follow court orders?
2. Will not honor the commitments made to its medics?
3. Will not prosecute economic crimes despite overwhelming evidence?
Is it crack?
#RutoMustGO
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Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Thank you. Thank you so much. I'll be here all week. Good day!
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Palm tree on Kenyatta Avenue caught fireafter a tear gas canister explosion
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Call that hind sight......
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Makes sense.
You leave filled with the spirit either way.
A church and a liquor store in the same building. Moms would be hella confused to see this 💀.
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We untied the baby and she stopped crying immediately. Her mother was still out cold. Got mum in some shade with helpers then I got some milk and mandazis from a nearby kiosk.
On returning, mum had revived. That milk and mandazi was her first meal in 24 hours.
She breastfeeds.
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Got mugged by 4 goons last night. Lost a bunch of electronics but otherwise un-hurt. Please be vigilant, especially around the Museum hill.
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Nothing to worry about here. The lizard is checking the CCTV camera because..
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.it's a monitor lizard.
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Nah.
Kendrick did not lie when he quoth 'fuck the big three, nigga, it's just big me' and the last 4 days solidify that.
Now drake stands for 'Don't Rap Against Kendrick Ever'.
What a time!
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Now.......Let's see if 'Sonko Rescue Team' actually live up to their name. Their big opportunity has finally arrived.
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1. Ask her what brand and flow (light, mid or heavy)
2. Buy those and a box of chocolate/snack she likes.
3. Deliver like a bawse.
Guys What you doing if your girl sends you to buy her Sanitary Pads?
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She sells shisha by the seashore,
But alas she saw, shisha no more,
Now forlorn, off shisha she has sworn.
She now sells seashells by the seashore.
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The only reason the cops are walking around masked is because they know that if push comes to shove, their superiors will abandon them.
DOCUMENTS EVERYTHING! IT SAVE A LIFE AND BRING OPPRESSORS TO JUSTICE
✊
#RUTOMUSTGO
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Guise,
We had "Pende msipende" folks going "Gai! Si sori bas!" in a matter of days.
We did that. All in 1 week. Remember that anger is merely the starter motor for the engine of change.
Your integrity, compassion and passion will be the fuel and the compass.
#RutoMustGo
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I just want to know what it was like being Danger Mouse's wingman...
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Happy Fathers day to the Gents privileged to play that role.
I hope your dad jokes module has been activated and updated.
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Fossil twitter, which of you remembers transferring a file from one phone to another via infrared?
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Have people noted the general deplorable state of learning facilities in the schools we are voting in? Ama its just where I am?
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Nakumatt changed their slogan to "You want it? So now? Si you check next week?"
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Now I'm curious. What is a group of Brian's called?
Aki wewes?
A Fuckening of Brayos?
A Coronary of Brayos?
Does it apply to Kevin's as well?
One bald one and two humans with hair, but let’s focus on the 3 Brians in this photo 😂
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Now that I'm less giddy, the sobering thought hits.
Can a person of integrity truly work with this president, knowing how he likes to run things (excess ujuaji, won't listen, vindictive)?
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Dough - the stuff, that buys me beer
Ray - the guy that serves the beeeer
Me - Myself, I drink the beer
Far - The distance to my beeeer
So - I'll have another beeeer
La - lalalalala beeeeer
Tea - No thanks I'll have a beeeer
That will bring us back to dough..oh..oh..oh
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We've lost some really dope souls off here in the recent past and even more over the years.
I suppose I never did think I'd count a community this large as my kin, be invested in their wins and share in the grief of their loss.
We really are ships passing in the night. Be kind.
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What you fail to understand is that disembodied penis understands consent, boundaries and agency. These are concepts that penises attached to bodies appear to struggle with.
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May your projects, in the face of all odds, be executed flawlessly.
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Just over 2 weeks ago, I put out a appeal for aid on behalf of my little one.
You lot came through and then some!
The surgery was successfully conducted yesterday. She's on the road to healing.
We're immeasurably grateful for the support extended. Be abundantly blessed
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Heh. That first heart break is elite.
I popped over to surprise her with choclates and flowers and was entertained by my replacement, Nice guy. Drove a Prado. Was kind enough to drop me off hapo GPO before speeding off with beloved.
That matatu ride home bana..
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Only realizing now that Yvonne Chaka Chaka's 'I'm burning up' jam is a declaration of thirst.
I remember watching the vid as a kid and thinking she had heartburn..
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Finally. The shoe for the folks on bikes whose brakes don't work..
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We really, REALLY need to find a way to strengthen the institutions defined in the constitution without depending on political goodwill
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The nduthi guy is the true embodiment of "Morio! Waaaaa! Noma! Sa utado?"
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Theory that Missy Eliot is a time traveller who invented the alphabet.
She put the (b) down (p) flipped it (q) and reversed it (d).
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You know, it's funny. Your main commodity is coffee, much like like the dance hall artist.
And while her reputation is excellent, yours, thank to this stunt, is Toast.
UPDATE: in light of the reaction to our competition launch we want to clarify:
1) the prize is NOT coffee,
2) we greatly value artists and designers,
3) in this difficult time the purpose of this competition is to give artists & designers exposure & opportunity.
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@Triple_ol_G
It's easy to be jaded. That's why I say it's OK even if it's a scam. That's not on you. Find the courage to be kind anyway.
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Could we replace the Kenyan loyalty pledge with this version?
"We, the unwilling led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing practically anything with virtually nothing"
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@RonnieOsumba
Bruv, drop the straw man defense. The questions asked are valid. Also, please believe
@RookieKE
is well equipped to talk matters financial. Ask around.
Now, as per the question, what tech startups has your fund invested in? I'd like to know because I work in one.
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Why is it that the exceedingly stupid are equipped with 150% confidence while the intelligent are wracked with doubt?
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Grey tinged asphalt. Off-white markings on asphalt. 3 primary lanes and 2 service lanes in each direction. Interspersed with foot bridges
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To
@bonifacemwangi
and the candidates running on the
@UkweliParty
tickets.
You are now battle tested.
Onwards.
We have a lot to get done.
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So...
If you are diagnosed with anxiety and constipation...
Is it accurate to state that you're worried shitless?
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Dude actually tweets this with no sense of irony.
Not even a little.
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Haiya! It's been a year!
Update Highlights:
1. Everything works. No pain or discomfort since 2nd week after the snip.
2. Performance actually improved (attributed to peace of mind)
3. Ragrets? Nil. It was the right call for me.
4. Pull up? Fuck yes! Pull out?
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At this rate, ita bidi we meza airtags or have them implanted mahali. This thing of 'a ring a ring of stations' cannot be allowed to continue.
#FreeMikeMuchiri
#RutoMustGo
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*URGENT *
If you are in or around Westlands, please head out to the hospitals (Avenue, MP-Shah, Aga Khan,) and give blood. Casualties have started arriving and the need for blood is high. Please RT and take a friend with you.
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3. Partner has shouldered the majority of contraceptive loads over our almost 2 decade journey. I can take this one for the team.
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*Goes to witchdoctor*
*Witchdoctor chants, goes into a trance, slits open a chicken and throws entrails on the ground*
Me: "What does it say?"
Witchdoctor: *Clears throat* "We have updated our privacy policy.."
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After a long fight with cancer, bravely borne, Casio took a nap in his favorite leafy bush and departed peacefully.
A devoted borker, instigator of doggy feuds, enthusiastic tail wagger and the most wonderful hecking goodest boi.
All dogs go to heaven.
I miss him already.
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Barkour.
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@alinory_KWENA
@CBKKenya
@njorogep
@rigathi
Bruv. I'd much rather a CBK that breaks protocol to provide clarity and facts that reassure the market than one that panders to the egos of folks.
If Riggy G wants to avoid public embarrassment, let him check facts
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Non-reciprocal principle: If you add a cup of wine to a barrel of sewage, you get a barrel of sewage. If you add a cup of sewage to a barrel of wine, you get a barrel of sewage.
This illuminates what happens to seemingly good folks when they join government bodies.
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Veni. Vici. Viagra.
I came. I saw. I needed a little help to come again.
Veni. Vidi. Vacuum.
I came. I saw. I cleaned my house with a suction machine.
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Yesterday, some bright chap thought to put in a Shs 10M bid for the ni.ke domain. This morning, Nike swooshed in with a 1B offer. Fuck lanes. These are orbitals.
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Sent a lovely email and got a terse "Keep comments of my mental state to yourself." Reread my email. Salutation was "Dear Madman"
Shit
🤦♂️
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"50% of the population walk to work. 25% commute. Only 15% drive, yet 90% of the investments in infrastructure ignore the needs of the majority of the city's residents ”
#WhatsNextLiving
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💔.
All dogs go to heaven. Let's do walkies when I get there. Catch you on the flip side Bubbles. You really are the goodest boy.
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The Eldoret heart-throb duo, 'Chaget Edge' famed for their hit singles 'Kip running' & '(steeple) chase my love',
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@JacqueWaruinge
This man must have laid combination pipe/cable because warristhis?
I stan a king who knows his worth.
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