If Barstool Sports was named anything else than Barstool Sports it would be the messiah of media. It has
- real revenue
- real fans
- makes real money for advertisers
- has real engagement
All the brands trying to stop them can't do those 4 things so they got to try anything.
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@MichaelRapaport
listened to your show. You were giving away ads for free mattresses and socks until I stepped in. That’s a fact. Fantasy follies was terrible. I had to beg clients to take on the inventory like I was in a bread line during the Great Depression. Fact. Good luck.
Now that I’m not there anymore I can finally tell the truth
1) no one liked you or your crew
2) my t shirt sold more than your entire collection
3) you gave away your likeness to Casper for FREE MATTRESSES until I fixed it you fucking bum.
Dave Portnoy just purchased this $42 million mansion in Nantucket
- 1.2 acres
- $2 M worth of furniture included
- tunnel connects main & guest house
- highest purchase for the island
@stoolpresidente
winning
Everyone from NE calling Philly trash. All you had to do 6-7 years ago was stop drinking in Southie, walk down to 75 Adams St, pick up the phone & start making calls and I wouldn't be here. NONE of you wanted it so I am going to take this Super Bowl like I took your dream job!!
Show me one person wearing a ringer t shirt this weekend in the wild you didn’t photoshop and I’ll give you 5,000 dollars. I’m good for it. I’ve been booking Smitty’s bets.
At my dads funeral my great uncle is already trying to hustle a card game at my grand moms house because she’s going away for a few days. Service didn’t even start yet.
Been doing nutrition research vs
@Anyday_Rose
all morning and YIKES. All these drinks are sugar water. We are 130 calories & 3 grams of sugar. Angry Orchard has 12 grams of sugar! Gross.
6 years ago I took every dollar we made from a barstool philly party (16k) we threw and got us this beach house rental on Landis Ave just so I could hang this flag to show Dave I was dead serious about trying to grow Barstool. Best money I ever spent. Happy MDW everyone.
I love Dave. He’s my hero but to be honest he met his match in the person who will go to a gutter war. I’ll own a bar and run numbers out of the back room of the bar the rest of my life for one super bowl win. No one else will do that at Barstool.
In your asshole? I don’t give a fuck if you die, just tell me what room your in to grab the credit card so the
#BudLightBusters
crew tomorrow does not expect me to pay for stuff.
Relax Gaz or I’ll throw away all your Tupperware again. Don’t you got a Brockton county community college twitter account to grow from 600-900 followers today? I am not hungover anymore. I am ready to lead this rag tag much by any means necessary.
Watching these young scrappers from Philly try to battle wits with Portnoy reminds me of the Scots trying to battle Longshanks before they had William Wallace.
I would pay 25k for it to be a college Monday morning where I would say “yea I got class but grades don’t matter” then play fifa until 4pm and get ready for my bar tending shift we’re all we did was gamble and hang out.
First and ONLY free piece of advice from Lightswitch Consulting.
When I worked at the stock exchange the day before “The Decision” Carnival Corp stock went way up. You can probably figure out where LeBron is going a day before he signs by watching the owners stock investments.
My little sister got married this weekend. Had to step in for our dad because the game & heroin got him way too young. Very grateful for everyone who directly or indirectly helped me along the way growing up. Too many to name so just want to say it here. Thank you.
And lucky for New England and Barstool Sports. Louis is nowhere near William Wallace. He is a serf on his best day who talks loud but at the end of the day bends the knee behind close doors.
Personal chefs, personal trainers, private jets, NFL friends. I DONT EVEN HAVE A COAT. SMITTY HAS NOT BOUGHT A NEW PAIRS OF SHOES SINCE 2004.
@ShaunLatham
has gone Hollywood. The dogs are barking again tomorrow in Morgantown.
#RnR2
I will bet every game today and buy $100 dollars worth of scratch tickets to keep me occupied in between games. This is my promise to you.
#thisismarch
If we only had our own ALCOHOL PRODUCT we could launch during this week with all this attention on us. If someone only had the vision for that but didn’t get shutdown because it didn’t come from someone else’s brain in the company 🤔🤔🗣🗣
The fact that it’s the 2nd
@Yankees
game of the season and they won’t turn them off at the bar to put on the final four, that’s how you know your in a complete trash loser city.
#notthecityofchampions
Ok I got to do it.
@DaveFinocchio
bet me 50k you cant prove without a 3rd party bullshit study you paid for you can actually make more money than we can for an advertising partner on a campaign. I’ll donate half mine to charity because I already know I won.
Day 2:
@Anyday_Rose
1) supposedly we are pacing for the quickest company ever to sell 10,000 cases in the cider/wine industry? Whatever the fuck that means
2) working on independent bar distro deals.
3) took
@SEPTA
to save money
McAfee got 30m & gave away close to 10m of it on his first day to his employees and charity. Good people still exist no matter what the news tells ya everyday.
If my boss offered me all my IP & I only had to work for 1 more year of my contract then the biggest podcast in the world got a 100 million dollar licensing deal 24 hrs later & I had the 2nd biggest podcast in the world that is now ruined I would wish Corona is the Apocolypse.
Going through
@FeitsBarstool
hometown tonight
Me “WOW there is a battleship just docked on the water of your hometown John?”
John “Yea my grand pop brought it here.”
The average credit card balance in the United States is $11,000.
With credit card interest rates at roughly 20%, that's $2,200 in interest a year.
On a typical salary of $50K, the average American pays 4.4% of their income in credit card interest.
Interest.
It’s crazy. I sat with
@MartyBent
in The Smith on 27th and Broadway 5 years ago and he told me all this stuff would happen. Thought he belonged in a straight jacket that day. Now here we are.
#Bitcoin