Bruce Devlin
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Sorry watched this again and if you’re offended by this, you need to get a fucking life! 😂😂😂 long live Lozza
@reallorraine
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Touché
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@marksandspencer
Morning, you’re really opening yourselves up for real innuendo today with your ‘love sausage’ 🤦🏻♂️😂
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I didn’t know that
@edinburghcastle
has a cemetery 🪦 for war dogs. I think that’s lovely ☺️
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Reward offered for safe return of dogs stolen from outside an Edinburgh Tesco | Edinburgh News
Hope they’re returned and soon.
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How lovely ☺️
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@janeforan
@cammyk_67
@APPGCatalonia
She’s 64? That beggars belief, I’m aware that this is serious however I can’t believe she’s in her 60’s.
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@frankieboyle
What does it actully mean and can’t folk just ignore each other. I do. Haha bonjour.
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Quite possibly the best sign I have seen before the day ends 😂
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Ex-MP Natalie McGarry has embezzlement conviction quashed - BBC News. Ok does anyone know what the miscarriage of justice was? So she didn’t do it? She should then counter sue her accusers? Anyone else as baffled as I am??
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Oh
@reallorraine
have you seen this, it’s wonderful.
'It was so good, I've never met a real princess in my life before.'
A little girl living with cancer has had tea with the Duchess of Cambridge at the Palace of Holyroodhouse, who kept her promise to wear a pink dress for the occasion.
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Walks today, Dame Smidgen is celebrating her
#sweetsixteen
today, my little lizard, still full of nonsense. Happy birthday little lady, I love you very much xx
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Genuinely cannot read anymore ‘I’m so fat’ tweets from gents who are anything but. The bartering of ‘bemused’ compliments is just sickening. What’s with all the faux humble neediness? It’s a bad as 25 year olds who feel they’ve hit middle age 🤷🏻♂️🙄
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@RealDeniseWelch
Have to say, your eloquence and truth on
@loosewomen
just now was nothing short of fantastic! Appreciate the matter of balance but there’s also the matter of truth! 😘
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New iPads for the kids 😉
Kirstie Allsopp reveals INCREDIBLE Christmas gift from Phil Spencer
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Many happy returns Smidgen. 14 today and we’ve not aged a bit 😉
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I can’t even Begin??
Please retweet, police smash car window when dog is locked inside in soaring temperatures while owners drink in the pub for 3 hours😡😡😡
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Jesus Christ. How utterly abhorrent, seriously. Wtaf. What scarier is the child’s reaction. She’s been exposed to this before. That’s awful. Why on earth would you post that. Proud day for Scotland, not. That’s actually made me feel sick.
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Well how very lovely. Woke up to an email, asking if I had any more dates this month as the ones advertised have sold out. God bless restrictions to make stand ups feel like
@Madonna
at their gigs 😉😂
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@susie_mccabe
‘Her comes the highland granny, twa big tits and a hairy fanny’ the eurythmics. 😂😂😂
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Yes but who made the frock
@kylieminogue
? Good luck for tomorrow 😘
Kylie Minogue wore an electric-blue dress with glittering Christian Louboutin sandals for pre-Grammy event in LA.
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As a child I had a cat. Jess. When others couldn’t get Jess down from a tree I was told get to the back or front door and sing ‘all the nice girls love a sailor! I did and she always came back. This isn’t made up and I’m happy to go sing outside no 10. Night night this time 😘
Getting a PM to resign is like trying to entice a cat down from a tree.
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George the 4th bridge in
#Edinburgh
is chronic with idiots who won’t practice single file and very nasty woman shouting at an older lady and her wee dog. Suffice to say I had a wee word on the dogs behalf 😉 what is with people. Relax, some of us actually live here.
#pipedown
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Well if parts of Edinburgh struggle, we’ve blown the minds of at least thrice dundonians! 😂😂😂
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@BorisJohnson_MP
I love that Nick feels that to call Muslim women ‘letterboxes’ isn’t racist. It’s a ROBUST choice of words.
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Best joke of
@edfringe
to date ‘Peirs Morgan should realise he’s only the warm up act for Lorraine Kelly’
@ayeshahazarika
😂😂😂😂 brilliant show 😘😘😘😘
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Candidate for
@POTUS
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You very rarely if at all wrap on a job and wish it wasn’t over. However, that’s been just a fantastic experience on
@RSCookTV
special thanks to
@StephenLeez
, the audiences
@Rylan
and most importantly he Glasgow landlady
@andreareid
also the bottle of
@RockRoseGin
#navystrength
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Oh that’s very sad 😔
Sad to hear that actress Gudrun Ure has died today at the age of 98. Born in Milton of Campsie, she was a seasoned actress of stage and screen. She was much-loved as Super Gran, the main character of the 1980s TV show.
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@TrinityTheTuck
Hiya! I hear you were the toast of the roast last night here in edinburgh. Hope to catch you another time. Much luv xx
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Sorry is
#piersmorgan
really getting worried about people not abiding by the rules at Christmas and the failure of government? So it’s ok out-with the Yuletide? Dear god the hypocrisy. To think that guy on the jet sky gets jailed for a month? If a celeb/mp etc nothing?
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I don’t care if you’re fat or thin, the fact you need validation from people you don’t even know is the problem. Relax, have a biscuit, it’s fine 😘😘😘
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Have to say it’s beyond belief that this ‘character’ is still a go-to piece of on air ‘talent’ with itv. Personally don’t find him amusing at all.
Melanie Sykes says she 'cried' after Keith Lemon's jokes left her 'struggling'
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Regardless of how busy you are, please don’t be rude to the flyerers this
@edfringe
they are just doing their job, just take one and bin it if you must. Screaming at them is out of order.
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😂😂😂😂😂
Yesterday I was having a go at making banana bread what you think?😉
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Do you know where I really don’t like? Wagamama, over priced pish.
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Have spent many a happy hour or nine in here over the years.
Glasgow Watering Holes: The Doublet, Park Road. (2020) Pic: Andrew Baddon.
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Sometimes I wish I had a regular job, like today. My hair is sitting beautifully and I think my co workers would appreciate it. However as that’s not be, I’ve solicited Smidgens opinion and she’s very enthused by the shape and texture.
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Why didn’t I get this a child? Why was it made for kids? 🤷🏻♂️😂
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My god
@kylieminogue
you turned it out gurrrrllllll 😘😘😘😘😘
@edinburghcastle
that was immense 👌🏻👌🏻🏰🏰
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A woman on the Victoria line, she produced a Cornetto, seems to be a pack of three. Hasn’t offered me one, so I hope the rest melt before she gets off 😂😂😂😂
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This is brilliant 😂😂😂
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Sorry, this is brilliance! Who the fuck do folk think they are 😂😂😂
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Ok bitches, it’s happening, here’s a sneak peak at my new set and I’m thrilled 😁 can you believe a ‘straight’ man put this together. Here’s a link for the last remaining tickets and theres also this retweets of course, welcome 🤗
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Oh good Mother
@sheenadevlin
they're here! I'm so excited
@KatyDevlinn
@Joancollinsdbe
next week!
#cannotwait
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@eliistender10
There’re a similar thing here at chip shop, you buy your chips/meal and you can pay for another and they put the receipt 🧾 on a board for those who need it to redeem when they come in.
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@jamesmartinchef
@EdinburghLabour
@sat_jamesmartin
I’m sorry l, I agree with James. Are people really so stupid to think that all programming is live. Ffs
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Well that was a genuine treat being back
@StandComedyClub
tonight and what a great audience. Huge’s thanks to ian and his team for being so covid compliant in a most friendly and efficient way. Really enjoyed that. Large
@TheLeithGin
poured now and ploughing on with
@cw_dynasty
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@JaneyGodley
@ashleystorrie
Congrats
@ashleystorrie
and proud mother
@JaneyGodley
and what a lovely thing to announce on
#internationalwomensday2021
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Helen Martin: My silent protest is starting to be heard
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I honestly love her 🥰
Happy New Year everyone especially my
#Playschool
Babies. Don’t forget to spread love and joy wherever you go throughout 2022! ❤️
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Just baked a Camembert, had the whole thing for lunch, you really don't need people in your life hahaha
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Thanks to Jordan
@Morrisons
at your waterfront avenue, Edinburgh store today. Who went over and above the call with granny’s 80th balloons for tomorrow. My niece got them and said that he couldn’t have been any nicer or indeed more helpful. Many thanks indeed.
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Sometimes blocking is the only answer. The fun really has gone out of this. Still for those I do enjoy, merry Christmas y’all and here’s to a great new year when it comes, well a better one anyway xx
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Och do you know what? I’m a wee bit tiddly, but I really love my dog 😂😂😂💯👍🏻
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@RealLyndaCarter
@RudolphUcker
@KaceyMusgraves
My word Linda, you continue to be a lesson for the world in beauty, amongst other things. You look fantastic 😘😘😘😘😘 you know? As young lad, I dressed as you for Halloween and my mother claims she never knew 😉 let’s leave that there shall we? 😂 stay safe from Scotland 🏴
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You’ve no idea how much this had made me laugh today 😂😂
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Cheers guys
@CahonasScotland
look what one of the elves brought me??
#CheckYerBawballs
#merrychristmas
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You get to a point where you just give up with people. Got called an old c
@nt
by someone 10 years my senior and then a bald gent had a go at my and here’s the twist, hair?? So blocking has been the only option. Do feel free to bugger off 😘
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😂😂😂😊😘
When you meet your soulmate 😍
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Oh
@curtisstigers
I’m now pure greetin, this is lovely. My regards to you but a big transatlantic kiss for wee Hank 😘
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Myself and Smidgen entering wines and spirits
@waitrose
😂🍾
POV the bouncer watching you and your mate act sober as you approach the doors
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