Ex-MP Natalie McGarry has embezzlement conviction quashed - BBC News. Ok does anyone know what the miscarriage of justice was? So she didn’t do it? She should then counter sue her accusers? Anyone else as baffled as I am??
'It was so good, I've never met a real princess in my life before.'
A little girl living with cancer has had tea with the Duchess of Cambridge at the Palace of Holyroodhouse, who kept her promise to wear a pink dress for the occasion.
Walks today, Dame Smidgen is celebrating her
#sweetsixteen
today, my little lizard, still full of nonsense. Happy birthday little lady, I love you very much xx
Genuinely cannot read anymore ‘I’m so fat’ tweets from gents who are anything but. The bartering of ‘bemused’ compliments is just sickening. What’s with all the faux humble neediness? It’s a bad as 25 year olds who feel they’ve hit middle age 🤷🏻♂️🙄
@RealDeniseWelch
Have to say, your eloquence and truth on
@loosewomen
just now was nothing short of fantastic! Appreciate the matter of balance but there’s also the matter of truth! 😘
Jesus Christ. How utterly abhorrent, seriously. Wtaf. What scarier is the child’s reaction. She’s been exposed to this before. That’s awful. Why on earth would you post that. Proud day for Scotland, not. That’s actually made me feel sick.
Well how very lovely. Woke up to an email, asking if I had any more dates this month as the ones advertised have sold out. God bless restrictions to make stand ups feel like
@Madonna
at their gigs 😉😂
As a child I had a cat. Jess. When others couldn’t get Jess down from a tree I was told get to the back or front door and sing ‘all the nice girls love a sailor! I did and she always came back. This isn’t made up and I’m happy to go sing outside no 10. Night night this time 😘
George the 4th bridge in
#Edinburgh
is chronic with idiots who won’t practice single file and very nasty woman shouting at an older lady and her wee dog. Suffice to say I had a wee word on the dogs behalf 😉 what is with people. Relax, some of us actually live here.
#pipedown
Sad to hear that actress Gudrun Ure has died today at the age of 98. Born in Milton of Campsie, she was a seasoned actress of stage and screen. She was much-loved as Super Gran, the main character of the 1980s TV show.
Sorry is
#piersmorgan
really getting worried about people not abiding by the rules at Christmas and the failure of government? So it’s ok out-with the Yuletide? Dear god the hypocrisy. To think that guy on the jet sky gets jailed for a month? If a celeb/mp etc nothing?
Regardless of how busy you are, please don’t be rude to the flyerers this
@edfringe
they are just doing their job, just take one and bin it if you must. Screaming at them is out of order.
Sometimes I wish I had a regular job, like today. My hair is sitting beautifully and I think my co workers would appreciate it. However as that’s not be, I’ve solicited Smidgens opinion and she’s very enthused by the shape and texture.
A woman on the Victoria line, she produced a Cornetto, seems to be a pack of three. Hasn’t offered me one, so I hope the rest melt before she gets off 😂😂😂😂
Ok bitches, it’s happening, here’s a sneak peak at my new set and I’m thrilled 😁 can you believe a ‘straight’ man put this together. Here’s a link for the last remaining tickets and theres also this retweets of course, welcome 🤗
@eliistender10
There’re a similar thing here at chip shop, you buy your chips/meal and you can pay for another and they put the receipt 🧾 on a board for those who need it to redeem when they come in.
Well that was a genuine treat being back
@StandComedyClub
tonight and what a great audience. Huge’s thanks to ian and his team for being so covid compliant in a most friendly and efficient way. Really enjoyed that. Large
@TheLeithGin
poured now and ploughing on with
@cw_dynasty
Thanks to Jordan
@Morrisons
at your waterfront avenue, Edinburgh store today. Who went over and above the call with granny’s 80th balloons for tomorrow. My niece got them and said that he couldn’t have been any nicer or indeed more helpful. Many thanks indeed.
Sometimes blocking is the only answer. The fun really has gone out of this. Still for those I do enjoy, merry Christmas y’all and here’s to a great new year when it comes, well a better one anyway xx
@RealLyndaCarter
@RudolphUcker
@KaceyMusgraves
My word Linda, you continue to be a lesson for the world in beauty, amongst other things. You look fantastic 😘😘😘😘😘 you know? As young lad, I dressed as you for Halloween and my mother claims she never knew 😉 let’s leave that there shall we? 😂 stay safe from Scotland 🏴
You get to a point where you just give up with people. Got called an old c
@nt
by someone 10 years my senior and then a bald gent had a go at my and here’s the twist, hair?? So blocking has been the only option. Do feel free to bugger off 😘