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The fight goes on …
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No humility.
Arrogant to the last.
Kept everyone waiting.
Lost a majority of 26,000.
No speech.
Good riddance.
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Swingtime …
If this is the kind of chart that brings a smile to your face, hit follow and I will follow you back.
#FollowBackFriday
#GTTO
#BrexitBrokeBritain
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You think she’s already expressed herself in about as stupid a way as is humanly possible, but then this … 🤦🏼♂️
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A clue to how accurate Ben Elton was this morning … All the Tory bum lickers absolutely hated it.
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Day one.
Already Beth Rigby and Chris Mason are asking for 100 day promises and headline deliverables they can peg stories to. They badly want to be able to write a failure narrative before he’s even begun.
Patience. Gov has a changed mindset. Journalists should try it too.
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This should be TOP story on the BBC News website and on the front page of every national newspaper.
But it’s nowhere to be seen aside from the individual efforts of a handful of committed, caring people.
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I don’t watch
@GBNews
but some of their clips end up on twitter so you get glimpses of their cesspit. Farage is now openly arguing to loosen money laundering regs.
As if by doing so people on council estates will be better off.
Brexit 2.0.
How stupid are people in the UK? 🤦🏼♂️
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He is an appalling man.
He is spending his time disowning his own candidates.
He calls Andrew Parker an actor. He’s an actor himself. When he isn’t on the stump performing anger to £25 a time punters he can’t sound coherent at all. He’s a two bob shyster. A liar. What a twat.
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Nick Robinson really needs to stay on the topics Nigel won’t answer. £140BN hole. The man is a f***king bullshitter. Total fantasist. Can’t answer a single direct question. Can’t even waffle around it. Just shifts to talking about something or someone else. Every single time.
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From the Tory government that brought you the highest tax burden in living memory …
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Thanks to
@bbcquestiontime
I’m reminded afresh of the stupidity of Brexit on the Ref Anniversary.
Seven long years of lies, fantasy, Tory personal aggrandisment and total failure.
If you agree and aren’t already following, click follow for a follow back.
#BrexitBrokeBritain
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His narrative is as tired as his wizened face. He’s a total fraud and it shows the longer he stands in the spotlight.
#BBCDebate
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Who still wants a Tory government?
Waters we can’t swim in?
Hospitals we can’t heal in?
Schools we can’t learn in?
Shops we can’t afford to spend in?
Jobs that don’t pay?
Train networks that don’t work?
A government we can’t trust?
And a country we can’t be proud of?
🤦🏼♂️
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Farage was never “debanked”.
Coutts made a decision that, on balance, they didn’t want him as a customer. They were careful to offer him banking services via NatWest.
He was NEVER denied banking services.
@BBCNews
@BBCr4today
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Imagine all the Nadine Dorries fans along with the Johnson and Ree-Mogg acolytes who rage every day about civil servants “working from home”.
Nads doesn’t seem to be working at all.
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It’s quite a list isn’t it?
If you’re as fed up with this cesspit of shysters as me, hit follow and I will follow you back.
When you’re as pi$$ed off as I am, the bigger the echo chamber the better.
It’s why Follow Back Friday was invented.
#FBF
#ToriesCostLives
#GTTO
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Sunak says he is satisfied with Zahawi’s account of his tax affairs.
I’m not. Are you?
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Have to say Beth Rigby may think she’s giving Starmer a grilling but she’s actually just coming across as a supercilious and smarmy smart arse.
Weird attitude.
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Today’s exposed lie is that immigration is to blame for no school places, no homes, no GP appointments, no hospital beds.
It isn’t.
The government haven’t invested in this country. That’s why provision has fallen behind need.
Don’t blame immigrants.
It’s the Tory’s fault.
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How easy it has been for Farage to totally hijack the news for days!
Serious damage is being done to this country and yet we are forced to endure the pantomime of an odious grifter playing the victim over rejection from a symbol of the establishment he professes to hate. Joke.
One man can’t use a Coutts bank
Millions now using food banks
Which gets the most coverage?
Which gets most Govt intervention?
Which gets the speediest action?
This country is broken.
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Will this be the national headline it should be? All day long?
Boris Johnson fails to follow the rules, flouts the law and sits on important evidence.
Where are all the mainstream journalists and what are they spending their time on??
Should be leading every news running order: “Boris Johnson still in possession of his old mobile phone containing crucial WhatsApp messages despite strict deadline set by Covid inquiry. Sunak’s government unable to surrender phone by yesterday’s deadline.”
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Unless this man is unseated on July 4 even a Labour win will feel to me like a partial victory.
Please, please, please, all you Somersettians, you know what to do!🗑️🚮🗳️
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If you hate this stooge and his inept cronies even one sixth as much as I do, we should probably be following one another.
Follow for a follow back.
Remember venal hatred shared = blood pressure halved.
#FollowBackFriday
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It’s
#FollowBackFriday
If you are part of the
#FBPE
#Rejoin
community please do follow and I’ll follow back. This strengthens our network. Brexit is a chimera - it was never going to offer any upsides, only downsides. We have to keep restating it’s disastrous impacts.
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#r4Today
Farage is hopeless. Slagging off his own policies in the interview with Mishal Husain this morning. She calmly exposed him as the chinless moon-howler we know him to be. He is a racist grifter on the make. How many low IQ Brits are mad enough to make him even richer?
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We’ll hold our nerve if you’ll pay our bills.
Patronising f*ckwit.
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My first follow back Friday on this account since overturning a 3 month ban by Twitter for castigating Johnson when he compared Brexit to the Ukraine war.
It’s good to be back.
I always follow back.
Brexit is still sh1t.
#fbpe
#followbackfriday
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I’ll be voting Labour, but Jesus, fuck me 🤦🏼♂️ This tries my patience.
This timorousness and running scared from reality has to end at some point.
It’s no way to do politics.
At some point somebody has to make the case for rejoining because it’s the only option long term.
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Every time Badenoch steps onto the stage she sounds inept. She hates to be challenged, in fact, she bears all the hallmarks of someone who has been over-promoted. Tetchy and always caught off guard.
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Low skills and low pay
to keep Johnny Foreigner at bay.
Says daughter of immigrants.
Brexit Britain, folks.
Part farce, part pantomime.
100% tragedy.
🇬🇧
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What every sane person recognised the moment the referendum result came in…
It was a vote to make life worse, a vote borne of spite, a lashing out, a tantrum, a spasm, a mistake.
On it goes …
Victoria Derbyshire, "It was Conservative Brexiter Jacob Rees-Mogg who promised cheaper food after Brexit. And it was Conservative PM Boris Johnson who said there would be no extra checks on trade. It appears both were wrong"
"A move away from years of frictionless free flowing
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If you fall for this shite you have zero self respect. ZERO.
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With the missing sub, has anyone explained why a vessel with a dive time of 96hrs wouldn’t automatically be fitted with some form of location device and fail safe so that in scenarios of power and comms loss you can at least quickly locate its position?
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What will future historians call the period between 2016 and the eventual date the UK rejoins the EU?
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Party chairman reflects on the likely fate of the Tory front bench in the near future,
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Uxbridge. A case study in why never to be complacent in UK politics. The left/progressives split their vote and leave the field open for awful Tories time and time again.
Selby was supposed to be the tricky seat. Uxbridge, a cake walk. 🤦🏼♂️
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Can somebody please let BBC News know that THIS ISN’T NEWS!
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I advise against waking up to
@LBC
10am-4pm is the only safe time to engage.
The slug is currently attacking public sector workers. If you are on medications for BP, avoid, avoid, avoid …
He needs to be off the air. Permanently.
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@tomhfh
The thing with Brexit Tom: it makes the shit every other country is dealing with 100 times worse for us. Shared problems: but a magnified effect here. That’s Bloody Brexit.
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Brexit cannot work, so Britain cannot prosper.
Britain’s post-Brexit policy drift alarms world’s executives | The Japan Times
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Mordaunt seems to be auditioning as cabin crew for Aegean Airlines today …
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She also supports Brexit and denies climate change.
Draw your own conclusions.
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What has the UK done to itself?
It’s tragic.
All countries have ups and downs in their national stories. That’s to be expected. The world pushes and pulls.
But the self-destructive impulse at the heart of the UK’s current trajectory is breathtakingly sad.
Capricious fools.
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Cannot wait for Gibraltar to become part of Spain. What a hoot that will be. 😂🤣
“Take Back Control.” ???
Give Back Gibraltar. 🇬🇮
👋
#BrexitHasFailed
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Three frauds:
One issued with a warrant for arrest;
One likely to be arrested next week;
One grilled by his peers in committee next week.
All emblematic of toxic personal hubris; none of them care for improvements to their respective countries.
All in the dock.
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@AllisonPearson
No climate change? Just one of the coolest, wettest July’s on record?
Do you ever think before clicking that ‘send’ button?
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Sufficient crucifixes, but more garlic needed … 🧛🏻♂️
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I’ve misplaced my Brexit benefits. Can anyone remember what they look like or where I might find them?
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Sunak can’t accept how far the country has fallen. Baroness Casey is correct. He is toast.
#GeneralElectionNow
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Delusion, hysteria, narcissism … presumably at some point leading to heavy medication?
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Experts of the world stand down!
He’s only gone and bloody solved it.
Apparently, thanks to squinting a lot, thinking it all through between two horse races at Epsom, Andy says there’s absolutely nothing to worry about. All cushty.
What were we all thinking? 🤦🏼♂️
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By far the biggest insult is the extent to which this scumbag thinks anyone cares about his Coutts account or the fact that the bank rightly identified his scummy outlook as a reason to not keep him on as a customer.
These are the kinds of Freedom you champion Nigel.
Twit.
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Lies, distraction, misinformation, manipulation, self-interest, incompetence. I’ve had enough of all these things. Personified by Braverman boasting about police numbers this week. Lying to our faces.
If you agree …
#FollowBackFriday
#ToriesDestroyingOurCountry
#GTTO
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Seven years ago everything was so much better.
Things weren’t perfect, but there was an equilibrium, a recognisable world of rules, standards and potential futures.
But there were just 48hrs left …
I still can’t believe it.
An entire country lost its head. For nothing.
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Is he planning to illegally enter that island?
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@colinbrazierGBN
If you think there is a shred of insight here you need to give your head a wobble.
The irony, of course, is that Lionel Shriver’s ongoing onanism is to make her reactionary worldview the epicentre of world events. A self-serving, decadent and misguided way of seeing things.
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Would be great to bump into him down the pub. Just once.
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I’d take the lot now:
Euro
Schengen
European Superstate
Army
Straight bananas
All of it.
Bring it on.
And let’s put this tawdry episode behind us shall we?
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The coils of Tory mismanagement continue to unspool. 🌀
Sunak seems more out of touch than ever. 💰
Johnson never seemed more like Trump. 🤡
Braverman seems psychotic. 😈
Inflation rising. 📈
Cost of living biting.🛒
Let’s kick ‘Em out!
FOLLOW BACK FRIDAY
#FBF
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Are you, like me, fed up with the way things are going?
The Tories are siphoning off public assets into private bank accounts.
Brexit has made us much smaller on the world stage 👇🏻
It’s Friday. If you follow me today, I follow you right back.
#FBF
#FollowBackFriday
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I’m in my 50s.
There have been 9 general elections in my voting lifetime. Just 9.
9 chances to make a difference.
Voting is precious. The Tories know this and are making it more difficult. Be prepared.
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Pissed on by the weather gods.
Drowned out by Labour’s theme tune.
A fitting end.
July 4
#GTTO
#GeneralElectionNow
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Water companies
@BBCr4today
tells us will raise water bills 40% to pay for their mistakes and long term underinvestment.
The free market. In all its glory.
What was it Thatcher said about running out of “other people’s money”?
🤦🏼♂️
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Quite a lot of people (since the Coutts news broke) have openly said that Farage has laundered Russian money.
In these litigious times, has he lawyered up and gone after anyone that’s asserting he is a money launderer?
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🇬🇧
More than a decade of “austerity”. No money out.
Highest tax take ever. Lots of money in.
Yet the national debt gets worse, and the rich get richer.
Mugged. Robbed. Conned. Shafted.
This is where trusting the Tories on the economy gets you.
#GeneralElectionN0W
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Brexit devalued the £. So these figures are totally bogus.
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Sometimes the Tories attack higher education. Sunak put the boot in recently.
But ignore them.
Do go to university. Study the humanities and the arts.
You may not end up running a corporation.
But neither will you be the kind of fool who falls for this day in day out.
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@BBCNews
acting as a comms dept to promote Farage’s new grift.
They even give out the web address.
Insane. Utterly insane.
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@BellaWallerstei
Paying VAT on a private service isn’t being thrown under the bus.
Stop crying ❄️
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We accept cash, cheques, bank transfers, remorse… anything at all.
We’ll bank it.
We. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.
@Conservatives
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Just a gentle reminder that despite Trump, despite Putin, despite May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak … behind all their aggregate lies and calamity … Brexit will still cast the longest shadow for the longest time in the UK …
We need to fix it.
#GTTO
#BrexitBrokeBritain
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@mercer_felicity
You sowed it, you’ll reap it.
You and your hubby.
You’ll get zero sympathy from a country sick to the back teeth of your lies, self-serving attitude and divide and rule approach to your fellow Brits.
You can’t even help homeless people without subdividing groups. Hopeless.
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Gullis. A shameless self-serving goon who thinks politics is about scoring points. And he can’t even do that.
Lucas 1, Gullis, 0
Caroline Lucas dismantling Jonathan
#Gullis
on Afghanistan and ACRS 👏👏
#PoliticsLive
#IllegalMigrationBill
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These checks ARE Brexit.
The brick wall Brexiteer fantasists will continue to bump into. 👇🏻
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They support Johnson.
They support Brexit (but don’t really know what Brexit should be in any workable sense).
They have contempt for parliament.
They show contempt for YOU.
It is a dwindling band of fools and miscreants.
Read their names and in an instant you see it’s a cult.
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The end of another week on Brexit Island, where the fall in living standards is unprecedented.
Only Rejoiners seem to be able to work out why 🤨
Follow for a follow back.
#FBF
Let’s kick out the Tories and usher in a government that does what’s best for the UK.
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@johnredwood
Thanks to Brexit if the world has a problem then the UK will have a full blown crisis. Worse here. Worse because of Brexit.
Sometimes Brexit will be the cause.
Sometimes Brexit will be the amplifier.
Sometimes Brexit will be both.
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A good night for Labour, a sign of the wipeout to come for the Conservatives.
The General Election can’t come quickly enough.
Is Follow Back Friday still a thing? If it is, and you’re pleased with these results, give me a follow and I’ll reciprocate.
#FBF
#ToriesBrokeBritain
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The sooner this man fades into obscurity the better.
People of Somerset. Kick him out.
#GeneralElectionNow
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Gutto Harri, celebrity mind reader on
@sophyridgesky
tells you you’re feeling aggrieved about Johnson resigning. Are you?
I’m not surprised he doesn’t do many interviews. Utter 🐎 💩 from start to finish.
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The woman who thinks you’re all utterly stupid, but will pay her bills if she performs a few racisms for you, admits here that the PM has no mandate, never did have, but that she agreed to endorse him as long as she got cut her deal. And she calls that democracy. Mugged. Again.
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Big shout out to all the BA degree holders out there. We know the value you bring.
If we want to thrive not just survive, persist and grow not merely exist, then the arts and humanities are every bit as important as the sciences.
If you don’t believe me just ask
@ProfBrianCox
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