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@Brett_The_Girl
Brett 💎 🎀
4 months
Thinking how crazy it was that Scheana tried to humiliate Katie 10 years ago by revealing Schwartz made out with someone in Vegas when IT WAS HER AND SHE WAS ENGAGED. The most Scheana has ever Scheanaed. #PumpRules
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@Brett_The_Girl
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The Harrison Butker thing is actually funny when viewed from the perspective of a grown man projecting his mommy issues on a bunch of 22-year-old women.
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Harrison Butker grew up wealthy because his mother, Elizabeth Keller Butker, is a medical physicist at the Emory University Department of Radiation Oncology.
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@Brett_The_Girl
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4 months
Barbie and Margot Robbie started a trend for press tours wherein leads are dressing in couture themed for their film for every appearance. #ChallengersMovie #WickedMovie #BarbieMovie
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2 months
West telling a story about his father worrying he’s going to come off like an idiot and an asshole as the curtain is pulling back to reveal that West is an idiot and an asshole is so meta. #SummerHouse #SummerHouseReunion
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1 year
I’m so glad we got more info on Katie and Schwartz’s divorce, but Gordo humping a pillow while Schwartz was crying is perfect. Gordo gave Schwartz’s feelings the same respect Schwartz gave Katie’s feelings. #VanderpumpRules #PumpRulesSecretsRevealed #PumpRules
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3 months
Me: “you don’t call your wife a fucking bitch on camera!” My husband: “you don’t call your wife a fucking bitch.” #SummerHouse
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4 months
This season the fans are either furious at Ariana or furious at Lala/scheana, so once again the Toms and misogyny win. #PumpRules
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@Brett_The_Girl
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10 months
How dare a man whose entire wardrobe comes from the post 4th of July sale at Walmart tell a woman how to look. Taylor should fly home from Mexico right now and never see JP again. #LoveIsBlindS5
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Brett 💎 🎀
10 months
Taylor learning the hard lesson that men will always pick loyalty to other men over loyalty to you even when you’re operating under their terms. Do not sacrifice your trust and reputation with other women for a hook up. #SouthernCharm
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1 year
Jenna Lyons is a boss. If she has a 6:30 am call for work, she's probably leading the call or is the decisionmaker for the situation necessitating the call. She needs to be on. These women need to let her be. So she wasn't IN the house during sleeping hours. WHO CARES? #RHONY
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4 months
@Black9jaIcon I actually went back and looked at the 2017 press tour because I’ve never seen Greatest Showman, and she’s definitely stepped up the theming from color blocking to adopting fashion more literal to the character she’s playing—which was my point. But sorry for not knowing!
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3 months
Ariana wouldn’t play ball & interact w Sandoval, so Scheana swooped in & somehow made a season arc about repairing her friendship w a man who cheated on her “best friend” via a prolonged affair w her other “best friend”. Katie [& Stassi]—always right about Scheana. #PumpRules
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1 year
@takeyourzoloft The way she announced she didn’t have to care about her reputation anymore then immediately put on her villain outfit 😂
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4 months
Should’ve said *literal theming of their characters* instead of inspired by their films in order to avoid the ire of the twitter police. Sorry!
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9 months
@adrianasmojito This show is full of frauds and criminals. That’s why the juxtaposition of the extreme religions and the measures they take to obtain physical perfection by altering their real appearance is so compelling. Monica fits right in!
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@Brett_The_Girl
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8 months
@yas_realitea Christian Stracke is high up in global finance. He’s literally a man in control of the world’s money. You could sell every house and not come near the power level, or money, Christian likely has.
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@Brett_The_Girl
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1 year
Again with the misogyny on this show. Lisa came more for Rachel in this one question than she has for Sandoval over the first two parts! 🙃 #pumprulesreunion #Scandoval
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9 months
It rubs me the wrong way that Dorit accuses Garcelle of getting angry or yelling every time they have a confrontation when Garcelle is not any louder than Dorit [or anyone else] in the conversation. #RHOBH
@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
9 months
Garcelle & Dorit getting into it in the sprinter van was so unexpected. Not since Season 7 has there been someone so willing to go toe to toe with Dorit, and it’s about time. And no, Garcelle wasn’t screaming. She was just getting her point across. #RHOBH
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4 months
The new guys are handling the worst version of Kyle this episode. Jesse could’ve rightfully lost it for the way Kyle brought up Jesse finding Paige attractive, and West could’ve kicked Kyle’s ass, but instead pivoted to spending time with Nurse Ciara ❤️ #SummerHouse
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1 month
@SheaFromTheBay Kim is so mean. Khloe made her feel mom guilt over hair gel, so she went for Khloe’s whole life.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
I’m Team Lindsay in this fight, and I was not prepared for that. Danielle’s issues with Carl and Lindsay come from being unhappy in her own relationship and being pissed about the position she’s been relegated to on the show/in the Summer House/with Carl and Lindsay. #SummerHouse
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
@SophRossss I said “the fire crotch guy?” to myself when I saw the us weekly headline
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@Brett_The_Girl
Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
Anyone else watching #DancingQueens on Bravo? It has all the drama of classic housewives with none of the try-harding. We have competitive middle aged women, mom guilt, weight & body issues, family dynamics, perfectionism, ridiculous makeup and costumes. It’s giving us so much!
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Brett 💎 🎀
2 months
Oh Brittany—Jax forced your impending divorce because he wanted out but doesn’t have the maturity or emotional capacity to admit it. You’re better off. He’s Tom Sandoval in a different font. Jax and the Toms have always been the same people. Cowardly narcissists. #TheValley
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Brett 💎 🎀
4 months
@Black9jaIcon Lady—I already acknowledged what you said. I know we don’t do discussion on here, but if you’re looking for a fight, it’s not going to be with me.
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1 year
@queensofbravo Schwartz is so passive aggressive. All of these comments are meant to antagonize Raquel and Sandoval, but they’re more directed at Raquel because Schwartz is a misogynist.
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Brett 💎 🎀
5 months
@StephenM @yashar Even your boy knew he had to put himself on camera when he could barely breathe with Covid in order to appease the public because he lived off public money.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
I slept on it, and I’m still upset that Carrie is calling her prematurely dead husband who she chased all over New York for a decade a “mistake” in service of this man who is never happy with the reality of her and only wants a fantasy Carrie he made up in his head. #AJLT
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@Brett_The_Girl
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10 months
@RankedReal When she went on a girls trip the day after her wedding anniversary—we knew it was his fault. 😭
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1 year
@EW No one cares what Meghan McCain thinks. No one. Not one person.
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Brett 💎 🎀
4 months
Vanderpump Villa has the aesthetics of Bridgerton and the cast dynamics of Below Deck including a Vegas version of Stassi and Jax🧑‍🍳 💋 #VanderpumpVilla
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
I am heartbroken for Katie this entire time. The way the Toms, Rachel, Scheana, and Brock did not give one thought to causing her pain. #VPR #pumprules #VanderpumpRules
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Brett 💎 🎀
11 months
Lisa Barlow’s financial barrier to entry is $60k—it’s a $60,000 ring, it’s $60,000 on glam, you better have $60k to hang with Lisa Barlow. #RHOSLC
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
@raesanni She is loooooooosing it, and there is no way it's actually about Carl and Lindsay because this makes no sense.
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Brett 💎 🎀
5 months
Getting rid of Olivia makes 0 sense. Keep Olivia, and I don’t need any more Taylor. #SouthernCharm
@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
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Olivia & Rod are allegedly out from the next season of #SouthernCharm
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
@blndhairblckhrt She's really good friends with Dayna, so that would be...strange?
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3 months
@satchelmaloney “That nasty freak Jeremiah” lolololol This is so funny. Jeremiah—who is there to literally throw himself in front of someone if they’re trying to leave.
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7 months
@gibsonoma It’s clear no one thought to do their Bravo homework.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
@MarTEAnisEddy I’m Team the Viewer because this battle is a win for us.
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1 month
@minmaxmid @yournoonaa_ Not with AI doing screenings, babe ❤️
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8 months
Taylor is the worst type of ::that:: type of “nice girl” #SouthernCharm
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4 months
Me every season since Season 1 of #PumpRules :
@blndhairblckhrt
blonde hair 🖤 black heart
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this season is seriously so embarrassing for scheana marie shay davies #PumpRules
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4 months
@KateCasey Love knowing from the new episode that Michelle is definitely just as ick as Jesse.
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11 months
@ziwe I read this initially as "stop launching podcasts," and honestly, halting the products or the podcasts would be great.
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3 months
@shboogies I literally said “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me” when she asked that. Cringe. Eye roll. Weirdo stuff.
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@queensofbravo Baby. This is what you came for.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
People are melting down about Matty Healy and writing intense threads justifying attending the Eras Tour despite Taylor’s antisemitic boyfriend, but she made you buy 5 versions of the same album in 6 months—her racist boyfriend is not the most villainous part of her.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
@marcorandazza @ASFleischman You’re almost there, my dude.
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Brett 💎 🎀
4 months
@nosmokenomore Maybe he regressed because of trauma from living in a screaming household. Seems as likely as what Jax is saying. 🙃
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Brett 💎 🎀
4 months
@Black9jaIcon I’m sorry I’m old, and I didn’t know. You’re right—there is a difference between zendaya’s themed looks vs Margot taking a more literal approach. Zendaya is arguably getting more literal in her current campaign, but mostly I was just pointing out it seems to be the new standard.
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Brett 💎 🎀
10 months
Teddi works hard at her podcast (she studies & prepares ad nauseum), but this is a flail. She's trying to act like a housewife , but since she's a commentator now, it doesn't work. As she attempts to flip-flop between the two--it becomes clear she doesn't excel at either. #WWHL
@StatenIslFairy
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I bet silver fox Andy had to agree to let Kyle bring Teddi but the looks on Daddy’s face tell me he is not here for her hijinks. #WWHL #bravotv
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1 year
That means that Kyle and Mauricio’s Aspen hike this weekend from her stories was their equivalent of Brad and Jen on the beach in 2006: #RHOBH
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
One upside to this #LOVEISBLINDreunion debacle is the social media people at @BravoTV are having fun ❤️ #LoveIsBlind4
@BravoWWHL
Watch What Happens Live!
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#WWHL will start promptly at 9PM ET! Tune in for a fun night with Candiace Dillard Bassett & Phoebe Robinson! 💕 @dopequeenpheebs @TherealCANDIACE
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Brett 💎 🎀
4 months
Name the director Michelle is hooking up with! #TheValley Also so much to unpack here: the blurring of their mouths, Jesse’s visible discomfort, Luke’s look direct to camera. This show continues to deliver. But seriously someone figure out who The Director is.
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9 months
@bravobybetches A subplot of every reality show lately.
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3 months
@therealityispod This has been Carl’s way of dealing with things all season! He’s always blaming someone else for what he does or substitutes someone else’s opinion for his own feelings as validation that he’s “right” when really he’s just creating a situation where he can point away from Carl.
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Brett 💎 🎀
5 months
Stassi was always the only one on the show that made her decisions authentically and not for the show. I think that’s why they’ve worked and why she’s still the most interesting even now. #PumpRules
@ilovealexis
𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤
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of all the couples we saw get engaged/married/have kids on #PumpRules , i didn't think Stassi and Beau would be the only ones still going strong.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
All I’ve thought about for two days straight is #PumpRules so I’m rewatching the most recent episode, and this is chilling. Justice for Ariana! #VanderpumpRules
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Brett 💎 🎀
10 months
@dipyourtoesin I thought the way she stood her ground to end things when she is only 25 and probably had producers trying to convince her to stay was incredible 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
It’s heartbreaking how much Ariana trusted Rachel. This is painful! #vpr #PumpRules #Scandoval
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
@LasVegasLocally We kept our preschooler home because the threat is so widespread. It's so depressing that we live like this.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
Schwartz is a RAGING misogynist, and a total wimp when confronted by men. An incel at his core. #VanderpumpRules #PumpRules #VPR
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4 months
This was the moment I started being skeptical of Carl’s version and annoyed for Lindsay. Carl is extremely passive aggressive, and Lindsay is actively aggressive, so she seems like the bad guy, but this is also definitely not the man for her. #SummerHouse
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3 months
@yas_realitea Pulled out all his $3 words
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Brett 💎 🎀
11 months
@blndhairblckhrt "You don't go after my bathtub!" has to be from an SNL skit.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 month
Anecdotally—out of everyone I’ve known who’s given birth, exactly one woman who delivered a baby didn’t have birth complications. One.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
@acoombsies @andizeisler @JessicaValenti Women are responsible for not getting assaulted instead of men being responsible for not assaulting women. 😬
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 month
@minmaxmid @yournoonaa_ AI hates tables. That’s all. The robot won’t read the column on the left.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
Listening to Sandoval complain about Ariana while he’s being a cheating cheater makes me want to throw something at my tv. #VanderpumpRules #VPR #PumpRules
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@Brett_The_Girl
Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
@gibsonoma Also no original Summer House on that list unless Im wildly missing it??
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
I really need more Bravo friends in my life. I need someone to text at 6 am about how thin and fragile Amanda is, how desperately this show needs a whole revamp, the ebbs and flows of reality tv, and how #SummerHouse is in its lizard funeral era.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
Katie Maloney is the protagonist of Vanderpump Rules. She's the #1 guy in the group. #PumpRules
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Brett 💎 🎀
11 months
@Cobratate @bitterarab Aren’t you in jail for sex trafficking or something?
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Brett 💎 🎀
2 months
The scene in Inside Out 2 where Anxiety is paralyzed in the middle of a chaotic cyclone of her own making is haunting me today.
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
The Chief Clerk for the NV Assembly could absolutely have her own ASMR youtube channel where she just reads legislative matters. #nvleg
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Brett 💎 🎀
7 months
@yas_realitea I agree we are culturally terrified of aging plus we have a misogyny mirror here. Because saying you’re ageist but then limiting it to just women is a little extra something. It’s fascinating, and now I would like to interview Renee Rapp. 😂
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Brett 💎 🎀
3 months
Don't post that Kathryn Dennis video. #SouthernCharm
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Brett 💎 🎀
10 months
Monica’s mom is trying to do something, and I’m pissed that not one of these women saw through it and checked on Monica. This is a mother/daughter relationship filled with issues. Monica’s mom sucks. Also, I’m purposefully not going to learn this woman’s name. #RHOSLC
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Brett 💎 🎀
8 months
@yas_realitea Also moving to London for a finance job is reminiscent of Diana Jenkins’s ex husband…and we all know how much money she has from divorce.
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Brett 💎 🎀
9 months
Larsa is a snake. Sharing Geurdy’s health news at all, but particularly when Geurdy asked her not to, is cruel. And she did it IMMEDIATELY. Awful. #RHOM
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Brett 💎 🎀
1 year
I’m so happy Katie and Kristina laughed in Raquel’s face when she told them they couldn’t go to the preferred pool 😂 #PumpRules
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Brett 💎 🎀
7 months
I hate laws that are just meant to prohibit poor people from existing in public spaces.
@reviewjournal
Las Vegas Review-Journal
7 months
UPDATE: Stopping or standing on Las Vegas Strip pedestrian bridges could now result in a misdemeanor after Clark County officials approved a new law Tuesday.
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