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@BrandonsNotShit
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They say I'm not shit cuz my name is Brandon....That might be true
Deathrow Records(HTX)
Joined June 2016
Damn it took y’all 20 years to get her that purse??.
My granny turned 72 years old yesterday. Enjoy her opening the purse shes been wanting for 20 years. ❤️
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You put these on the grill?.
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Don’t wrap these bullshit nails around my dick
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Cause I’m taking them out. I’m just fucking you.
Bitches get cute for a nigga i fuck with a scarf on😭😭😭.
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Me telling my bro to stop talking to the bitch he ain’t suppose to be talking to while I’m still talking to the bitch I ain’t suppose to be talking to.
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Did I leave you on read or did you leave me with a message not worth replying to?.
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Oh ya mama definitely sold dope
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Her: don’t call me no more. Me going to get her a warm rag out the bathroom 2 hours later
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How I’m about to pop up with a gf after leading multiple women on and having them thinking we were building something
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My shawty can show a lil cleavage when we go out. I know how to fight and shoot
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Y’all be arguing with people that gotta save up to go to Atlanta.
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Bro how was Miami? . “Man I smacked this chick ass 3 times I was out there wilding”.
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People come back from the islands with Hennessy Pure White and act like Papi Just fronted them a key of soft.
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Probably got old McDonald chicken nugget crumbs all in her coochie.
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Can't do ya own song, it don't work like that bro
Roscoe Dash: R O S C O E, MISTER SHAWTY PUT IT ON ME.Me: PLEASE!
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You nasty bitch, but yes.
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Y’all parents had y’all paying rent at 16? They clearly didn’t want y’all.
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Me when y’all send me those “wooowwww” texts after I post my gf
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*drink.
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I just need bath and body works candle sale.
Victoria's Secret and Bath & Body Works stores expected to close
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Nigga you flew to LA with 13.36 in ya pocket. Relax.
I see it in ya avi.
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If you fine then I'm single, if you ugly then I got a lot goin on right now and just need to take some time to focus on being alone.
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I don’t give a fuck bout none of that shit y’all talking bout. You agree with her you can eat a dick too.
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By who????.
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Keisha what’s this??.
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@SlickJay_ @Old_Soul_Yo She already called them and they came and told her nothing can be done, leasing office told her the same thing.
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Just call me coochie hair cause I’m coming right back after you cut me off.
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$3380 to get her through 2 years of rent and utilities she must be moving in a Doritos bag
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If I fucked you while you were fat, I got first dibs on that coochie when you slim up.
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Crying on camera for the internet is crazy.
Yung Joc crying over the violence in our community 😳 y’all agree with him?
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Credit score don’t mean shit when you got the cash. When will y’all learn that?.
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I’m not fucking no shawty with 3 bodies. That pussy not even all the way warmed up yet. Get 15 and come see me.
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You got a bra and sports bra on?.
PSA⚠️ FELLLAAAAAS !! Stop Fucking The Shit Out Of Girls You DONT REALLY LIKE ! 😩🆗👩🏼🏫
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Is that 17 American dollars?.
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Niggas said they went to sleep early cause it was stimmy eve 😭😭😂😂😂.
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Ladies it’s not ya job to propose, please cut the goofy shit out.
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It was 8 people in ya class?.
After you take the taxes out of the 60k salary, the street 15k a yr is more.
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This is fucking terrible
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Y’all know God put coochie on this earth for it to be free. Wait til I tell him y’all selling it for $40.
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Imagine having to dance on cue for people Lmaoo.
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If I'm feeling you and we fuck the first night and that shit good. guess who's your boyfriend
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