All the decisions that you've ever made in your life brought you to read my page....just like every decision I made in my life possessed me to write this.
@VickGlaze
That’s a Texas red head centipede, they’re venomous but their stings are “mild” (much like a bee) ....they usually eat lizards, toads, snakes, and even mice....that thing looks beautiful tho
@_bestfriend_24
Used to be a star but you turning into stardust,
left you hanging like saggy titties going bra less,
You said “a man knows what a man needs” and everybody saw sus,
Now wifey saying she had an “entanglement” with August
@empyreall
His mom's was like..."oh wow...you here at the house awfully early...but you know he's not here he at wor...
You: yes um...I'm here to dust the drapes, take out the cat, put in the dog, chop the firewood and sweep the chimney
His mom: ok baby...don't forget to rewax the car too