Elijah
@xElijahF
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The stimulus checks were nice, but we honestly paying it all back now with high interest rates and inflated prices.
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Idk who needs to hear this, but you do not NEED "something sweet" after every meal 🥴.
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Twitter loves randomly refreshing right when I see a tweet I want to check out.
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Baby sitter canceled on us last minute so I needed to take a day off. the nerve of my boss. I don't even remember the last day I had off 😠
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Got her a new vehicle though. Needed something bigger with the baby coming
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Someone said "Black people's lunch break don't start until their food is in their hand" 😂😂.
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😩 I'm tired of daddying. Hardest part about parenting a baby/toddler is you can't just take a day off.
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Bruh I woke up this morning, got ready for work. Got the baby ready for daycare. Get halfway to daycare, only to realize today was Sunday. I was googling what holiday was today bc no school lights were on and all the parking lots were empty 🙃 🤦🏿♂️.
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@spllashiin Interest rates are raised to combat inflation. Inflation can be caused by a massive influx of money being printed, thus reducing the value of the dollar.
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Micah Jeremiah Franklin is here. He and mommy are both doing well ❤.
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Fellas, don't trust women with big tiddys that also wear glasses. They are demons.
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Women will go out one night looking fine and then post selfies from that one night for 2 months straight 😂😂.
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My wife don't even be looking for the print she be looking at my booty. talking bout "It's so perky and big" 😒🙄.
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Missionary undefeated when her tiddys got a lil sag to them. They be whipping with every stroke 🤣.
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When your girl comes home from a night of drinking with her friends 😭
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Fellas, if her tires look like this. you're better off focusing on yourself 🥴
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@GoldenJans Have you had kids? Because you can tell them something several times, but sometimes they need a quick pop to reign em in. Often times stop, or no, doesn't get the job done without the fear of a pop coming from willful disobedience.
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And in case yall are curious. It's not even like I'm an hourly employee. I'm a salaried engineer. I didn't get a Bachelors Degree in Computer Engineering to be slaved out by a job! 😤😤.
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It's gonna be funny when I put in this notice, then no one will be available to do the job that only I can do.
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Some of yall be thinking you look young when you really don't 🥴🥴.
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I realize how blessed I am. A few years ago I was spending almost every day at the bar with boys because of a bad relationship. Now I'm married to a woman who loves me, she's nearly done with med school,, and we got a little baby boy on the way. 🥺🙏.
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I get on here every day and it makes me glad I found a good one and locked her down.
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Yall. this baby so cute and I want to show him off, but the wife won't let me until we leave the hospital.
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He's officially 2 months old now. and my wife decided to get him a lobster outfit. enjoy .#MicahMondays
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@biggsdaanimal I'm mad that the rest of them dudes didnt even try to stand up for her and instead laughed like it was a joke.
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Chris Brown really a super talented individual. Not many people can sing AND dance as well as he can.
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Why women with big tiddys never have any kind of calf muscles? 🤔.
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Got lil man at work with me today and he is out of control. One second he sleep and next he want to play
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Women who wear big hoop earrings really be the most problematic ones on here 🤦🏿♂️.
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@jojamDjango @Back2TheTweets @ashinnnkusher @SportsChannel8 Nah. I treat my friends different from my coworkers. Racism is not just that.
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For this week's #MicahMondays here's some pictures of his baby du rag and him looking dumb bc he fell asleep with the pacifier in his mouth 😂
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@therealaryes It's a small company and it's supposed to be this family atmosphere. A bunch of bs.
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