Andrew Dillon 🐐
@BossOfFooty
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Saying what big boy wishes he could say on Twitter. Parody. Fake. Send up. Joke. Happy Elon?
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We sold all the tickets. Who gives a fuck who got them!?
Furious Collingwood members say they're devastated by the allocation and distribution of Grand Final tickets.
It's left some fans in tears, as Ticketek, Collingwood and the AFL handball responsibility.
@reid_butler9
#9News
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I understand cocaine is 9.8% more expensive in Sydney than it is in Melbourne.
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We're double checking to see if any of the All Australian team are actually NZ citizens.
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I'm going to meet Clarko tomorrow to ask him whether he thinks we should appeal the Curnow tribunal decisions.
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@CollingwoodFC
@FOXFOOTY
If you replace "Mason" with "Heretier" in your statement then you can come down from your high horse, yeah? Be better.
#DoBetter
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Saw footage of the Barry Hall incident. As in the Cotchin, Sloane, and Ellis cases this week, intention was clearly at the ball. No charge.
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After a thorough investigation, we can confirm that De Gory and Howe were just updating Buckley's LinkedIn profile for him. No further action will be taken.
#piesspill
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Just had a meeting with Josh and Lachlan. They insist they had no idea there was clenbuterol in the eckies they popped over the break.
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@waynecarey27
Hey Wayne. I have a sore shoulder. Where can I get some anti inflammatory powder?
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The
@AFLPlayers
Association have received a request from
@melbournefc
players to see if they can get them out of playing top 8 sides for the rest of the season for mental health reasons.
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Just got a call from
@barrettdamian
saying that Essendon were about to be investigated by ASADA for illegal supplement use.
#breakingnews
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@M1Aussie
@SaintFrankly
@essendonfc
"Stop dividing people" says the evangelical church anti gay supporter guy.
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@superfooty
I asked my wife about a blow job this morning after making the very long walk down the driveway to bring the bins in.
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Luke Parker weighs 88kg. Jarman Impey weighs 82kg. That's pretty damning evidence if you ask me. Parker should get weeks!
#thug
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🎵 In any weather you will see us with a grin, break and entering.. 🎵
BREAKING
Richmond Grand Final hero Marlion Pickett is tonight in custody in Perth.
STORY:
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@FOXFOOTY
They booked Clayton Oliver for winning an award in honour of Neale Daniher. Pretty sure Daniher has suffered a bit more than Ginnivan.
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A reminder to all fans before this weekend's matches that we will not tolerate racism. Please only boo white players and umpires.
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@MrHunterSmith
It's actually the perfect plate for racking up. Dark, flat, and microwave proof. Every house should have one.
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Money may not be able to buy you love but I can certainly shut up a scrubber that you tried to shag.
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We just can't go and suspend blokes from teams that we want/need to be successful. Maybe all you people combining about Tony Greene should think about that.
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@Mon4Kooyong
New year was last week. Today is Yom Kippur, the day of atonement. Not a lot of apple and honey today. Jews are fasting.
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I think it's appropriate that our Diversity Manager is a aggro cunt. Every organisation needs one.
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And we, in turn, acknowledge your acknowledgement. 🤷♂️
The Melbourne Football Club acknowledges the communication sent by AFL regarding Melbourne Player Joel Smith.
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Essendon continue to do a great job of out-Essendoning an out-Essendoned Essendon.
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@ATradeWhisper
"Ask yourself why none of the alleged parties have taken defamation action."
Yet.
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Stephen Dank will present this year's Brownlow if Dangerfield doesn't want to.
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It is clear that Sunday night fixtures don't resonate with the public. We'll be trialling these matches on Tuesday mornings next year.
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You say potayto. I say potarto. You say tomayto. I say tomarto. You say cocaine. I say mental health. Let's call the whole thing off.
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Jobe feels like “the sport cheated on him”. Bwahahaha. OMG, I literally can’t even!
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The North Melbourne assistance package is designed to ensure a nice strong list when they move to Tasmania.
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A piece of advice to the struggling clubs; build shitty stadium with unique dimensions and then build really small stands so that you don't have to play any of the big clubs there and you can make the finals every year.
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Congratulations to the AFL players on negotiating a 20% pay rise. FWIW, we were prepared to go to 30%.
#suckedin
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If anybody's looking for a couple of days of temp work, I just heard that
@melbournefc
are looking for some help to send out finals packs to members this week.
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@1116sen
When was the last time someone did what Maynard did? Pretty sure it doesn't happen 5-6 times a decade, let alone season.
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Not to be outdone by Richmond,
@melbournefc
also released a beer after their round 23 debacle.
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Indecent assault of a woman in 1996. No problem.
Having an affair with teammate's wife. No problem.
Arrest for breaking a wine glass in ex-fiancee’s face. No problem.
Assaulting officers while resisting arrest. No problem.
Dropping a bag of booger sugar. Cancelled.
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With the sad news today of Steve Hocking departing the AFL and heading to Geelong, we are on the look out for a replacement. Who should be the next person we appoint to try to totally fuck up the game?
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We have received a request from
@essendonfc
to change their colours to red, black, white and green. They wish to be known as the Essendon Suicide Bombers.
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So pleased to see that Cripps and Rowe have made such rapid recoveries. From "nearly dead" to "playing" in 3 days.
#inspirational
#fortitude
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What a load of horse shit. People love to watch
@CarltonFC
get thumped. And no better stage than Friday night.
Damian Barrett Hits Out At Carlton's Friday Night Fixture:
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Time to put your cheese platters in the microwave Dees supporters.
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@AFL
@NMFCOfficial
We're so pathetic that we believe it is important to capture the traffic for our vanity metrics so we go with click bait titles rather than just saying not guilty.
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Bernard Tomic gave a lesson on how to bow out quickly, humbly and painlessly. Take note Hirds.
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@heathshaw23
Some of the replies to this thread show just how many retards there are in the community!
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It's pretty clear from the footage that Amon took a dive.
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I'm really pleased that the umpires are doing everything the can to prevent this one being as boring as last night.
#howlers
#AFLCatsTigers
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Even though this proves that the tribunal is fucking incompetent, we still demand that Brad Green apologise for his comments about how fucking incompetent the tribunal is.
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@singletrackmag
@danny_macaskill
For real? What, specifically, is the problem with it? Other than the fact that you are sanctimonious twats.
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Love it when Wayne Carey tries to be articulate.
Dimma spoke so well 😊 surprising yes . You deserve success in your future because you came back to your humbleness 🙏 well done
#donthaveone
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We decided to remove the Sam Murray story from the
@AFLcomau
website. There is NO STORY. There is NO COLLUSION! WITCH HUNT!
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Clarko needs to tell the boys at 1/4 time that you can't just go around whacking blokes like that!
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