@thisguysdumb @Oilfield_Rando @krystalball No, she's gotten more and more frantic as it became clear Trump was going to win, and even moreso since. Marrying a commie also didn't help.

@RichardGrenell They just hit me up for a big donation drive, how are they out of money

@whstancil This is what the monarchists said about the fathers

@dyeogenknees @retarded_whore Especially when it's right in the peehole

@ChrisCoons Why are they using product so close to its expiration date

@InnocentlyEris @Devin_J_Monahan This is about women complaining about idealized toys and boys saying "yeah, alright, I should probably hit the gym"

@hollowearthterf Never stopped to wonder if that's your personalized home page?

@MsMelChen People who loudly announce they oppose Valentine's Day are NPCs

@exitValhalla Tattoo on her chest from a game where two blonde hair's blue eyed heros fight an evil hook nosed man from the desert. Might as well be a swastika

@zeta_globin This is correct. I spent 20 minutes describing Na-K pumps and ATP to a 4 year old

@ArmandDoma Where are the Europeans? Certainly they could fill the funding gap

@darkpixel2k @MorlockP 11 gallons of beer

@acnewsitics Why haven't the Europeans plugged the funding gap?

@memeticsisyphus "oh cool, how many other girls beans have you blasted since leaving college"

@PersikkaArts @memeticsisyphus If you're a girl and haven't blasted someone else's bean since college, you're not queer. Same for dicks

@Megamon_ @Cheesymanfredo Like 2 seconds of a monkey fight. Just enough to get me to "wtf was that, this movie is wild, I'll go see it"

@VDAREJamesK

Oh, you're a different kind of company who works hard but also has fun? Different from the other 10 job postings I've read today that say the same thing?

@hekwoys @JackChambersGB Those shutters definitely look functional