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“Clear skin” is really another messy concept that’s affecting a lot of people, badly. You want HEALTHY skin, not CLEAR skin. Skin breaks out, has scars, marks, a pimple here and there, and THAT’S still healthy. I hate social media.
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@kam_thulo @Kxng_Noma I will honestly tell you I love this. THIS is diversity. This is inclusion. Women in leadership roles. 🤍
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@AmeriKraut When she put her hand under the chin I was embarrassed for him, then yawned in his face. Yea she telling the girls at the office on Monday.
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Black kids coming to beg for jobs on Twitter is what we mean by the playing field not level. That “Please RT, my employer might be on your TL.” hurts so much, literally, we’re still scavenging at the bottom of the food chain!
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And I’m saying this as someone who has, as my friends say, “perfect skin”. Genetics play a HUGE role in that. The reality is, it doesn’t always look like like that, when seasons change, it sheds, it tears, etc. social media is breaking your confidence on LIES and I’m so sorry.
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@Hlehle_Lupindo @Always_Khanyisa In this dancery? 😭😭😭
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I can’t believe someone stole “The Black Pearl” name from Pearl Modiadie… bro she literally was a youngin on Craz-e and that was HER intro. She kept quiet and kept moving because a light skin decided to light skin.
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@Bangzz_world He could LITERALLY do voice overs for ads on radio, perfectly too. With a little bit of training. Why are you being so mean dawg?
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“11:11 clear skin”?you’re buying expensive, useless products to get something that does NOT exist. I’m not ruling out the fact that some people, myself included, have skin you want. It’s NOT product x, I promise. Skinfluencers?? Ban that rubbish today( it needs to be repackaged).
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@brellington Yea cuz I wanna walk in there looking like a third member of Fecal Matter 🥺🥺🥺
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WTF??????????????????
@dwnews
DW News
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Floodwaters have left thousands homeless in towns in western Germany.
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@rahulastrohl @dst6n01 @indy_singh_uk She was 4. That’s a child. Lol, you’re really trying to convince yourselves ha mama was right. She wasn’t. Bless
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@SuperMessi10i @thearkaivess He a known yapper, just veneers and vibes. Nothing but the ice cream truck music playing in that head.
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Every time Gayle pulls up I already know I’m about to piss myself laughing
@chxrrystan
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who got that one bobs burgers clip?
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@TeeDeeny @ntandomatini_ What? This was literally peak performances by everyone pls 😭😭😭
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@playgalsar @_rafeee Not when Jabari was like, “It’s Jabari” and Toni was like “no sweetheart, it’s Christmas.” 😭😭😭😭😭
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@LoLoVonZ She had that thang on her for the difficult niggas. Get with it or get shot. 😭😭😭😭😭
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In WHERE?
@RobertAlai
Robert ALAI, HSC
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Top Startups in Kenya.
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@rahulastrohl @dst6n01 A 4 year old… You have any idea what a 4 year old looks like? They’re reasoning capacity, their fragility? That baby still hasn’t fully grasped speech yet and they’re already scared of their mom. Nah family. Nah.
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@LindseyCreated Lol he just high as a mf kite off some club drugs… also he a vampire and a cyborg and definitely not from earth.
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“You know, my wife. The woman I married. The hun who won miss SA. My wife. Mhani Mthombeni. Mastandi. Government. Head office. My wife Liesl. That one my wife.”
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@Pearly_no1 I know a lot of Pearls and never heard them call themselves “The Black Pearl”… not even on Mxit
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@Vukosi91637779 Another good read, it’s in Xitsonga. But looks at one house. Well researched. Cop you a piece there by Centurion from my mans Peter!
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Ah, the skinfluencers are upset. Good. Ban it till yurl repackage that nonsense. We’re not Winx club characters. Literally nobody looks like that chaos.
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“Scooba Gooding jr.” still has me fighting for my life I love us for real 😭😭😭
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@Thabzz “Oh, a rich country, sorry, lemme get a poor one.”
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@MagillLiLNancy @RedstreakFox @rahulastrohl @dst6n01 “He was my husband before he was your father”… to a 4 year old. To a toddler. Do you hear how messed up, and traumatising this is???? She literally can’t even ask for help from her dad anymore, since she was 4????
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Tsonga people will look you dead in the eye and say “hi ma past 3 to 4”. Nigga, which is it????
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People with this handwriting and getting 23% 😭😭😭😭😭
@felaszn
Fela✨ (evm/acc)
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show me a better handwriting, I'll wait
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“Ku na meeting kaya this weekend, I’ll see you Monday. I love you!”
@TomiRikhotso
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It’s going to Polokwane💛💛💛
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@Zamma_Khumalo @HOTBOYLEEKS He’s in a blazer too, that’s a 46 year old, married father of 3. I know he wearing Takeshi shoes ( yk them shoes that look like them Alexander McQueen sneakers), if not Bathu. 🥺🥺🥺
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@Queen_Finxa She funnier than a raccoon on crack I stan 😭😭😭
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We don’t shame suicide here by us, we don’t guilt trip anyone from leaving because we feel entitled to their presence. We cry, mourn them, celebrate them and wish them a safe journey, that they rest easy. We know what this life here does.
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“Very much dry coochie energy.”
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Dear Laura, You owe no one an apology. I wish someone finds you, and get you the help you deserve, give this life another go, if time allows. If it’s too late… May you travel well, rest easy, rest light. Let the sleep be warm, soft, and most of all… peaceful. With love.♥️
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@Slangdini “Ok big money”. Oh he had to show em the full fit. I love us. 😭😭😭😭
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@_Tee_xx I was so scared i was gonna be called a hater bc ain’t no way we’re doing Tik tok routines 😭😭😭
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@Brodie71795268 Lmfaoooooo you’re actually his close friend. 😭😭😭😭
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@Carniey @xonecole Like... wait one sec, I'm really outchea solving this for you.
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@TheBraveChef Hold on brother we’re tuning up the mic bc we need this echoing
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@steph_veras As you should. Social media has really distorted what people really look like, what skin really looks like. I want this wave for al of us. HEALTHY SKIN. 🙂
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@miss_neoentle … well, sorta kinda. See he shot himself and died in the house, then shot himself again at the exact same body part IN a cave and died there too, then lastly, on a cliff and died for real. So, if you dived all 1/3 shots… you come up to 1. 🙏🏾
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@Bohemian_Wolf_
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@ThatgirlLee__ Shaking like a crackhead by 09:30am SHARP!
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“Hi mi phamela n’wina va depression?” 😭😭😭😭
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Tomorrow I’m collecting my Mercedes Benz s65 amg coupé. Cela nithi “🥺🥺🥺”
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@bio_oiled @_buzzela Incorrect, a parallelogram, in Euclidean geometry, is a quadrilateral with two pairs of parallel sides. We’re in a piñata. Yea I feel you.
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@CastlesWay Don’t know why I still opened after you clearly gave us the “mind ya bidnis” wave and now I uhhh-… I jus- uuuuhhh… I… I don’t know where to go from here.
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No mf way boi 😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥📖
@PrinceKaybee_SA
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🎵❤️🍷
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@shesagonernow @MphoMoalamedi Proved your point. I jus-
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“At least” is used to console. 😭😭😭
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Bomboclaat
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You don’t live with animals, you live with men. Saying that excuses men from accountability, like it’s a foreign, alien species. Nah. It’s the men in suits, PPE, etc.
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Now THIS>>>>>>
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@Bohemian_Wolf_
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Walking into @Nedbank as of next Monday. Starting my new role as Executive head: Pricing, actuarial. Guys, it’s been such a journey. Thank you so much to @StellenboschUni for the tremendous support throughout my academic journey. PhD doooooone
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@naledimashishi @Ngoma_Kurira_ You cooked him so bad he had to deflect. 😭😭😭
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@TheNeoMosala When you get to the chest and just leave it on the fridge till you give up
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@miss_neoentle No babe. That’s because he shot himself IN the house when the police came, and then inside a cave, and lastly, on a cliff, hence you see what looks like someone slaughtered a chicken. Hope this helps. 🤍
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Don’t let anyone get away with misspelling your name, drag them, let em know what time it is. And don’t put a smiley.
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I pray this week is kind to you, I pray there’s a shift in your life, in your favor, for a change. Let the heavens open up for you, and smile upon you.
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Mhan lava va na mali, I just know it. 🌚
@TomiRikhotso
Tomi Rikhotso
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A very loyal Client 👑❤🌸
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“Yhiiiiii” is the most Tsonga thing ever.
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I can’t stress how important Tanerélle is to the culture. Yurl niggas understand she took Saturn and made this out of it? Genius! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Hey guys, hope yurl still got room for me in your homes, right by the fireplace? I got fight stories to tell. 🥺🥺🥺 Hope to see you soon. Home. #HoneyDippedHandsWithVulombe 🍯
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Their education system being fully committed to making them unbelievably dumb is actually phenomenal work
@djbigatexas
DJ Big A
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This is not an African hairstyle. This is a Black American hairstyle 🤦🏾‍♂️
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We’ll discuss your deliberate insult in a bit. Tribalism is so far deep, that you’re impressed by a South African, speaking *checks notes* a South African language. I’d like to take this moment to thank Hendrick Verwoerd and co. They won.
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If anyone embodies versatility it’s this man, Vusi Kunene . I didn’t know he could speak TshiTsonga like this #ShakaiLembeMzansi
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And a little Handy Andy for just a little razzle dazzle and fresh scent! 👌🏾
@whoistroniiq
faanaa.
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a glass of water + mop = only legends will understand.
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@Nyaki_EN @AI__Cassandra @biancavivion You have patience, brethren. Going back and forth with a white woman. Remarkable.
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@SimonkaNdaba1 You do realise mental health is the subtext here, right? It’s so disturbing how you’re finding this funny.
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Anyone wanna chill on a Friday night, drink wine and talk about conspiracy theories, the ocean, supernatural stuff , etc? I mean... Mood! 🌚
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@barnes10_roy @0xSynsitive Get some air while you give him neck.
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*My turn to say my vows at my wedding*: You belong fully to yourself and to Your God first, before you share the rest of you with me.
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@kagano_m Never. With mayonnaise 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
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@stripper_oprah You ever seen a skin care product brand use people with acne scars? They sift for people with already “perfect” skin, damaging the self confidence of those who don’t. I beg you, read, carefully, don’t be dense. I’m cheering you on, I believe in you, you got this.
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@mizzzidc @Siwalindile3 Read the room. Then leave.
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“Wait, you’re Tsonga?” *irritation builds up* “hhhhhhhh... yes, I am” “Vakayinooooooo minjhani ngwana maneeeee yi vukile yhina ahyeeeeehhhhh!”
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I’m finding the mercy of God right where I’m standing and its binding, it’s blinding, it’s forgiveness, but most of all it’s mine. - @Poppyinthewheat ♥️🌻
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@Ngwenyuh Wait... hold on, I think... I think you’re on to something here!
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Rihanna already did the things. Rihanna won already!
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“Baby I can’t make it tonight, something urgent came up.” Her: Noted, do advise when you arrive. Stay safe. Goodnight.
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Lava I hahani wa kokwani wa n’wingi wa ntswelani wa papa hahani Joyisi, wa va tsunduka? Va nge mi tsunduki a ni a va vhaki switandini- ha manyanga. Tisani swikontsi vayeni va le ka n’wa Matatani a va si dya, na khodrinki ya Tab ya Kokwani n’wa Juwele! 🤧🤧🤧
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@30ktmayy @Khalanga Lmfaoooooo and not even in a bad way, you just always assumed uncle Snoop just exists. 😭😭😭
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@News24
News24 🇿🇦
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BREAKING | Former president FW de Klerk, 85, has died
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@_Moonie23__ That “Real” part had me seething, erasure won
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Sup? Please find attached, an unsolicited voice note to the stranger who said they haven’t heard me in a while.❤️ #HoneyDippedHandsWithVulombe 🍯
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No one: Absolutely not a single soul: Me: traces of your lips linger on my waist, I don’t wanna go, I don’t wanna wait. I’m needin’ you... @tanerelle ♥️😭
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I need white women to slow down on the tanning booths. You look great Ashley Amber ♥️
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i know it’s hard to believe, but this is a white woman.
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@newi_6th Lmfaoooooo gqibe ethi “omg manifestation 🥺🥺🥺” ugh I hate how yurl move 😭😭😭
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@JkLs_Lusa You have celebrity names as your bio.
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This tweet shook all of 2019.
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
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O jewa ke eng ?
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Is this why I’m feeling spicy? 😭😭😭😭
@ScorpioMystique
ScorpioMystique
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the Moon is currently in Scorpio.
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Honestly, I’m just expecting those “It is our pleasure....”/ “congratulations...” emails this Jan. I’m expecting great things, God! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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TW: Tired My friend said, “I’m at a point where even if God never shows up for me, it’s okay. I’ve grown tired of hunting his name in buildings, in people, in scripture, finding no one. Last night, I sang God’s name into the room and for the first time, it felt like haram 💔
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Don’t you worry, don’t you worry child. Coz heaven’s got a plan for you.
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Mna I want love as loud as pastor Donation’s voice.🥺🥺🥺
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Dear God, I come undone, I come with bent spine, praying Your grace finds me right at the point of my need… and cover me, loud as miracle. On my skin, psalm 23. On my palms, Isaiah 60. I Psalm 121 my way through mornings where everything seems so impossible, even breathing.
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I pray your miracle shows up, before the fire fizzles out. I know you’re tired. 🤍
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“This is pretty privilege, let people want clear skin”… bwoy if you don’t MOVE tf around.
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@BDTRELILBROTHER Lmfaooooooooo
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Mic check, hi, please find attached, an unsolicited vn about something.
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