@wholesomedoggy Waterlemon

RT @OrphicCapital: half of the smartest/most talented people i’ve met are unemployable (allergic to hierarchy and play pretend)

@0xrasit @OrphicCapital People get so mad when you don't ay pretend, too. Like they're personally offended lol

RT @SurfThrash: One of my favorite finds Bob Mould (Hüsker Dü, Sugar) and Lou Barlow (Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, The Folk Implosion) Song: Ma…

@gamebot991 They don't even know how he became a rival.... Bau bau!

Conservatives dont give a fuck about policy. They'll submit applications for anything. If it sticks to the wall, then perfect. If it doesn't, they claim oops. They don't give a fuck. Apply. Apply. Apply. Apply.

@june_2000_ @tonyhawktruther A Christmas Carol.

@june_2000_ @tonyhawktruther That's because of that particular film which depicted gruel as slop. Gruel isn't gruel as you think of it! It's meal.

@JeremiahBonds @kanyewest He's a rapist about to be caught

@Ruchmael @NBABabySecret Aside from the shitty position, there's no harm in that?

@NorthernIion_LP Mfw we collaborate to completion

@june_2000_ @tonyhawktruther Gruel is a kind of porridge. You can add cinnamon and blueberries n stuff.

@jaketropolis @NorthernIion_LP You know the clip

@well_lit_movies @kiikazuu Maybe it's because games are more isolating that movies? Even if it's your favorite movie, you aren't going to spend 16 hours a day watching it. League of Legends or Call of Duty on the other hand, are designed to keep you in your seat for as long as possible. Theyre crazy-making

RT @Comicdud_theone: Boss is hungry. Waste not, want not. #rkggk #callillust

@DiabolicalSpuds "Obscure reference" - Ashens

RT @spectre0799: squabble up but the beat is Espresso

@Tori_TLCR They trust people who remind them of themselves and distrust everyone else. "This polite white man in nice clothing is in the same group as me, so he wouldn't lie to me" Literally their guard goes down when they deal with perceived peers.

I like thinking about people in foreign countries watching the Simpsons and learning about American culture that way.

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RT @fatfabfeminist: I think to be a true lover of the world you have to also be an intense hater of those who inflict harm