Bobby J. Coleman
@BobbyJOnline
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Actor | Writer | Producer 🎬 Watch VENGEFUL now on Tubi.
Kansas City, MO
Joined May 2009
@Shakez_SC This fool @KevinGarnett5KG caught an out of bounds lob on my head in the first :15 seconds of a game. At that moment, I knew I was going to enroll in college to be an Accountant 😢.
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We done raised 8,000,000,000,000,000 for Cancer Research the last 80 years and still using the same chemotherapy we used back in the 1940’s. A whole lotta folks got rich!.
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@Craigs_VCR When facts are presented, they focus on your “tone”. When your tone is right, they attack your sexuality and manhood. They never debate facts with facts. Always insults. Its like trying to answer a Math equation with English definitions. 1+1 does not equal “Blue” ma’am!.
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Ain’t nobody Pettier than me. I literally waited 5 years just to ReTweet this Girl who said “You’re 30, why you on Twitter?” Just to ask her on her birthday “Are you gone delete your Twitter now?”. Been Blocked ever since.
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He called Lebron Toxic. But Draymond called him a “Bitch ass Nigga” in front of 19,569 fans at Oracle Arena. .
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Watching “You People” on Netflix. This movie is getting old real quick and I’m only halfway thru. Its almost cringe.
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@selina_m85 @IamKylieWylie @sindiswa_nkosii @MizzMomoMagnet @Itu_MIM_ This rhetoric is so tired and played out. Y’all don’t know how to individualize. Every Man ain’t Ray J. Well, in that case this is typical Woman behavior of lacking discernment by continuing to put themselves through that over and over & over. *here comes the oH hE mAd rebuttals.
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@chrxstianh__ In Michael B. Jordans defense, it wasn’t the White Girls calling him corny in H.S. so your point definitely wasn’t made.
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Y’all pray for me. Ain’t nothing wrong, I’m about to start Game of Thrones from Episode 1 😖.
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People be hollering how Taxes & Credit should be taught in School, but they had us all take English for 12 straight years and 90% of ya’ll still can’t spell.
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I wake up and the Nigga is climbing through her bedroom window like Ezell in Friday. Come to find out she’s Pregnant by this Dude. I move on with my life and they end up together. 7 months later we find out the baby is mine.
What’s the worst way you’ve found out that you were being cheated on. 😥😥😫. Lets share our stories 😒
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Busta Rhymes was Sexually Assaulted by a Woman. Yep, I’m using ALL the big trigger words on this seemingly minor infraction by the Woman that grabbed his ass to blow it out of proportion for social media reaction since thats how they do us for simply looking at them 😉.
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Its crazy demanding someone spend $300 on Dinner just to take you back to your 2006 Pontiac G6 with 252,913 miles, crack windshield and manual roll down windows with the dash lit up like a Christmas tree.
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Social media allows us to judge others problems while ignoring our own.
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When these rappers gone stop saying they’re the next Tupac? . Until you have a:. Dear Mama.Brendas got a baby.Keep ya head up.California Love.Me against the World.Troublesome .All about you.I ain’t mad atcha.I get around.To Live and Die in LA.Until the end of time.Hail Mary. STFU.
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@Bitcoin_Vegan @KarlousM I know. Being disciplined and Married forever instead of being reckless and popping out hella Kids sounds worse lol.
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The argument shouldn’t be about Female Rappers all rapping about Twerking, scamming Niggas for money and sitting on faces. The argument should be about the lack of substance PERIOD today!!! There are no more Queen Latifah’s, Lauryn Hills, MC Lytes & Missy Elliot’s! No Balance.
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Being your significant others “Best Friend” is a conflict of interest. You need a safe space away from your significant other with your own friends to talk about relationship issues.
Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?
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@DontWorryBoutB Anyone saying 850 over $10M is an idiot and it explains why they only have $27 in savings and no dental insurance at age 35 and delivering door dash part time.
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Twitter really is its own mythical universe. I never encounter Twitter discussions in real life. Its like a secret society for pathological humans to see who can contrive the craziest narratives of the opposite race/gender/politics hoping it affects them negatively in real life.
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@phatsizzle @Shakez_SC @KevinGarnett5KG I wish I was lying bro lol. He was drafted the very next year out of High School.
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@KevOnStage @TonyBakercomedy I think letting Kevin know he’s a Sex symbol now is the worst thing to do 😆😆😆😆.
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You ever have some good news, but afraid to share it with anyone because everybody is miserable?.
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FYI: I moved away from Standup Comedy in Dec 2021. Hadn’t been on a stage since. Just wrapped a feature film last week that will premier in May then streaming services later that month. I’ll keep ya’ll updated 💪🏾.
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You ever see a fine Homeless Chick and think, “I can take her home and clean her up!”.
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@keatingssixth They did the same thing to Jussie. You say that like this is a common occurrence. 1+1 doesn’t equal 3. Shit the Alabama Police found zero evidence to back her claims too. Sorry but thats how the process works. Facts aint facting lol.
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@ShannonSharpe You’re trending because you’re a 55 year old with 2 hip replacement surgeries dancing and they’re claiming you look awkward in a group of Black People. The same people you ride for day in and day out.
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You ever hear some rumors about yourself and actually wanna hear more? . Be like, damn what did I do after that?.
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If you’re posting your STD results on Social Media. You thought you had something and was surprised it came back Negative.
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@thus_speaketh @_KeepItGulley_ Men aren’t allowed to have Standards without being called Shallow or Misogynists. .
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Who remembers when Instagram was only for iPhone users for 2 whole years. We had fun until they started taking Section 8 Androids.
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@ReddSolo No, you’ll be alone. Thats whats wrong with ya’ll. You hear a story about Men giving $20K allowances and willing to waste your entire life expecting it to happen to you. This is pure delusion 😆.
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@TDHBXG How does money and him looking at Women correlate? He built the school. But if you were able to get your narrative off without making it about the money you’d have a point.
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It’s hard to feel sorry for R. Kelly’s Ex Wife when she’s using the documentary for attention and notoriety while driving around like she’s a Celebrity on IG Live listening to “Step in the name of love” 🤦🏾♂️.
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@tyrone345345 The fact that Women allow this to happen to Men makes them Trash! They sit back with their hands up pointing to the Courts not realizing they allowed this to take place.
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Fast Food tasted better in the 80’s & 90’s because we didn’t eat it for 75% of our meals. So when we did get it, it was a treat. We used to be like, “Ooooh McDonalds!” Now its just like, “Aw, you got me some Chick fil A. Cool.”.
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@JTETTEY77 @mykingbrian @Bcurlee29 @SincerelyKayo9 @de_seanlee @Qrown_me Hahahaa!!! He said net worth and she posted her credit score 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Man I tell you Twitter is better than TV sometimes.
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I’ve noticed White Folks primarily use Venmo and Black People primarily use CashApp 🤔.
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At what point do we as Black People stop pretending we’re so educated and woke and apply that shit to winning in real Life? We gotta stop running from constructive criticism and use it to do better.
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After a certain age. Dating for a persons Potential is just stupid. Expecting a person to get their shit together in their 30’s. You gone look up and be 40 stuck with somebody still tryna figure life out.
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@status_culture @GeauxGabrielle Mannnnn they’re on here LYING bro!! I was never fat and never got attention and I’m not crying about it. They feel entitled to attention and swear people sweating them because they lost weight. This shit is mental illness forreal 😆.
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I done watched “They Cloned Tyrone” three times and still ain't seen it.
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I show love to people in general. It ain’t always about me. I wanna see everybody Win!.
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How do people be having unread message notifications on their icons. I cant deal with 1 unread message or email.
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Black folks have Mastered the art of telling other Black folks what they shouldn’t do. But never give them a better alternative.
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People will disrespect you, go away then immediately tell a totally different version of what happened like they’re the victim. This is what the world has come to.
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Posting your STD results on social media lets me know you thought you had something.
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Y’all do realize this “Sex Trafficking” conversation we keep talking about it a trend right now? There hasnt been an influx in “sex trafficking” it’s just the latest bandwagon to jump on to feel included in the narrative.
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All it takes is going down a Black Twitter Rabbit hole for less than an hour to understand a full scope of the decline of modern day African American relationships and Marriage.
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@ForeverCami__ Yes they do. Thats their Goal so they can have control of a child since thats more than likely their first accomplishment in life 😆.
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Back when you could literally FEEL Music. Nowadays, music has a 45 day shelf life and we’re on to the next.
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I know a lot of Women think I’m an Asshole for mocking Derrick Jaxn for his toxic dead-end entry level relationship advice. It’s because he isn’t into healing Black Women, his message is divisive and only drags Women further into doubting Black Men. And he charges for this!!!!!.
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Instead of staring at Men you like, spend $6 and send him over a drink. Cut out all the guess work for us. In our heads, its a 99% chance you “Just came to chill with your girlfriends” “not interested” or might diss us so we keep our distance. Help us help you lol.
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Just saw a Nigga hop out his Car to help this Woman having a fight with her Boyfriend. He pushed Dude off her and she turned to fight him for attacking her Boyfriend. “Protect Black Women” only works on social media!.
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All Twitter Chicks do is. • Take inbound phone calls at work with a stank attitude. • Lie about White Women touching their hair. • Gossip in group chats. • Watch BounceTV. • Drink Barefoot Moscato. • Lie about Niggas being in their DM’s.
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Once a Chick gets Engaged, she makes sure her ring is showing in every picture. Her whole selfie game switches up!.
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Kansas City doesn’t have its own identity. We wait until other cities have done something for Decades before we decide to do it. And by the time we do it, it’s already outdated. Our radio & news stations follow the guidance of other cities versus our own.
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Niggas get a Pistol and be ready to pull it out for any reason. 👲🏾 “What’s that sound coming from the Kitchen!?”. 👵🏾 “It’s me!”. 🙎🏾♂️ 🔫 “Oooh Grandma, You was bout to get it!”.
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@RobertH66437697 @KarlousM 😆😆 I got long term in-house Pussy tho. That means I spent less time dry than the average Nigga.
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When is the last time you hung out with a Friend, Co-worker or Family member and they weren’t complaining about their relationship or gossiping about someone. Just laughs and good conversation?.
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@817Lauren Who is this statement directed at tho? Cuz BW were playing Detective more than anyone. Not BM, not WM or WW. “BLACK WOMEN” so what do you mean ya’ll. Maybe BW know BW be full of shit in general.
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