Sylvia Blayne 🍉 🫒
@BlayneSylvia
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'The thinking man's curvy crumpet' 🍑 | Freckled and fabulous | Terrifically tall | 🖤💚♥️🤍 Magandjin/Meanjin | FMTY Unceded Turrbal & Jagera land 🖤💛❤️
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As of this week I'm a 9 to 5-er again (😭 how will I survive??). How will kitty survive without me telling her how wonderful she is all day long? Anyhow, it's evening and weekends only now (potentially some Mondays with notice).
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@Ramona11069041
@DriesOfficial22
@SonyaBonczek
its called weaponised incompetence. they are entirely capable of being good at those things - they wouldn't have jobs if they couldn't handle such basic tasks. they are deliberately bad at it so they don't have to do it.
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@TheCantoneZone
@Ramona11069041
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@SonyaBonczek
Yes, men's behaviour is always the fault of women. Never their own responsibility. 🙄🙄🥱
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@Ramona11069041
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@SonyaBonczek
That could be valid argument, if it wasn't for the fact that it's, yknow , overwhelming along a gender divide and just happens to fit in patriarchal sex roles stereotypes. Ya know?
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Has escorting made my standards too high? Meeting for first date at 9am. Date messaged at 9.07 that he's running late. 9.15 still not here. Escort me is already pissed 😅
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Merry Xmas all! 🎄♥️💚🖤🤍
Btw: I'm available over the break, and first week of Jan 😊
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Please do not plan to arrive 30 - 45 mins early and then sit in your car outside my incall (or hope that I'll see you early). You draw attention to yourself, therefore put me at risk, and its rude to think you can just turn up and make me change the time. ffs.
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Just sitting on the edge of the bath tub, looking up longingly at the ceiling, as one does...
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@ask_aubry
if she does 'give in' it will still be assualt. this is not consent freely given. all too common though that women will 'give' (ie be pressured/bullied/harassed) a hj or bj in order to avoid raype.
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It's very very hot today, you should come to visit me - I have cool air-conditioning, ice blocks and ice tea! 🍦🥃 (also boõbies 🍒)
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Sydney!! I'm coming to visit 6th to 10th February 💙🤍💙🤍
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Good morning peeps 🌞
See you in Melbourne next week!
How cold is it going to be? Will this brissy babe survive?
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Indulge yourself in the Sylvia Experience...
Polite and clear enquiries in writing only
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@hunt4change
its a sign of the deeper problems that men aren't able to treat women like human beings. address that and they'll be able to get plenty of sex, paid or unpaid.
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ok, I'm in Melbourne for another day or 2 due to flight cancellation. hmu if you'd like to see me :)
poor little kitty cat will have to survive without me! (or poor me will have to survive without her more likely 🥺)
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A Halloween gathering this arvo and then I pick up my new kitty cat!!! Not the black witchy kitty I had planned on, but a beautiful chocolate Burmese. So excited! 🐈😻
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Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit! Happy Paddy's Day!
Would ye have a wee drink now? Ah sure, you would all now, it'll be grand like, go on. A pint o' the black stuff for himself there.
Here's to good craic 💚☘️
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3 Greens in Queensland!! Hell yeah 💚💚💚
Now let's hope we actually DO something on climate change
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I had a last minute cancellation for overnight booking tonight, so I'm actually 'Available Now'!
Come and see me before I leave ❤️😘
@ivysociete
@RealbabesAU
@dakotadice1
@TrystAus
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Should I go blonde? I'm not going to, but it doesn't look as bad as I thought 🤔
Anyhoo, restaurant/cafe recommendations in Adelaide CBD and Adelaide Hills??
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You survived another Monday, yay! Don't you wish you were about to jump in the shower with me? 😘
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Got my bubble bath, choccies, face masks, a nice cup of tea, and a giant bathtub to end my little Sydney escape. Bliss 🥰☕️🍫🛀
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Hello Sydney! Might head down to Bondi for a bit today, weather is more civilised than brisvegas has been! 🌞 🏖
I'm here until Friday morning, come say hi 👋
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@ero14557735
@eZV_bot
@Ramona11069041
@DriesOfficial22
@SonyaBonczek
Also, painting the house is done once every 10 years at most, mowing lawn once a month. Unlike stereotypically female jobs like cooking, cleaning, and childcare that are every single day, never-endingly.
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Getting ready for tonight's date.. I've got some availability for my last day in Sydney tomorrow, so hit me up 💙
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Happy "Death to the Chocolate Rabbit Day"!!! May there be a Glorious Rising of the Eggs!! 🎉🐇🥚🐣🐰🍫
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I'll be in Melbourne April 3-8. This will most likely be last tour this year, so pre-book if you want to see me
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You can feel the crispness in the air! The season has turned, autumn is here and I love it! 🍃🌳🍂 And it's still a forecast top of 29 (that's 84F). Brisvegas is lovely sometimes 😊
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Fresh out of pool and sauna, back to Brissie shortly. It was a very cuddly & chatty visit to Sydney 🥰💜☺
#Melbourne
you're next - June 12-16
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Ready for Friday night cocktails! What's your favourite concoction? 🍸🍹
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So, it looks like I'll be returning to ft civ work soon 😯. This month will be your last chance to catch me for short (1 hr) bookings. From next month it will be 2-3 hr minimum, longer notice, and much more selective with clients.
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And that's a wrap Sydney! My love/hate relationship with you continues 😂
Absolutely beautiful lovely gentleman on Monday and Tuesday 💜🩷💜
We shall not speak of the rest..
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My first time in Adelaide (can you believe it?) and I'm a bit in love. Today was riverside walk, art gallery,markets, met the amazing the coordinators of econ course I'm about to start, scored a free book! Tonight will be wine, cheese, and a long bath! 😊
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Thankyou to whoever was recommending me to a colleague yesterday, you were overheard by someone else who booked me!
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@andraporterxo
Then maybe invest in something that isn't a basic human right? Investing has risks, these are the risks you choose. Don't like it, invest in something else. Zero sympathy here.
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Me taking selfies testing the light and really thinking 'damn I'm looking good for no make-up first thing in morning!'.
Then realising I had beauty filter turned on. Turns out I still have wrinkles, eye bags, and freckles. Oh well. 😅
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Just a bit more green for your Paddy's Day timeline ☘️💚☘️
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#Melbourne
I have availability this afternoon/evening due to last minute cancellation of extended booking (he's not in the 'right frame of mind' 🙄🙄🙄).
Anyhoo, get on it babes. Trips like this cost $$$
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OK twitter fam, what are some cool bars on the Gold Coast for a fun date. That are also open on a Monday..?
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This is my subtly Slitheryn look (should be silver snake earrings though).
I have availability in Brisbane Sunday 13th and Monday 14th, then I'll be on a break until March.
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Winter is the time for snuggles and cuddles! Come and join me for a kiss & cuddle (or more), it is just the best 🥰 I'm going to offer o/night kiss & cuddle too! Fall asleep in my arms with my boobs for pillows😴
#brisbanecompanion
#melbournecompanion
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Hello! Do like my little mexican milagros earrings? Giving a nod to Frida and the earrings Picasso made for her.
Still noone is bringing me to Adelaide for the Frida and Diego exhibition???
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Spending a random Tuesday at the beach after a lovely o/night. Even after 3 days camping. Because I can 😋
#SWlife
Won't someone save me from my oppression and exploitation!
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PSA: I have ZERO tolerance for childish b.s. about how 'I can't use my phone, or internet, or work an ATM. Or read'.
You're a grown up. If you don't know. Learn.
If you act like a child, I will treat you like one. Only adults get to book escorts.
End rant.
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On my way to see the 'On Heat' by the amazing
@leahkshelton
on the weekend. It's finished now, but highly recommend checking out her performances in the future if you can
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Sex work is legal here. We don't have any reason to tell anyone anything about you. There's no need for top secret telegram convos with made up names. It's a massive red flag. If there's anything you can't discuss via email/phone it's because you are planning to something bad.
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My screening requires client to address me by my name, and tell me their name (first name is fine). Pay a deposit. Don't be rude. It is the lowest possible bar. I give examples to help. It tells me whether they see me as vaguely human and deserving of respect. Very few pass.
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Going on date in this crazy rain (damn climate change!). If you'd booked ahead I could've been visiting you 😉💕💙
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"What a beautiful experience with an absolute goddess. I wanted this experience to be soft, sensual and mesmerising. Sylvia is perfect. Everything was beautiful. I was lost in pure happiness for the whole time.."
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@ask_aubry
if you're in the US, your chicken has already been washed in chlorine, cos its cheaper than having proper hygiene standards in the rest of the process. yay!
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Happy holidays folks! 💚 Don't forget your 'gift to self' 🎁 (it's time with me 😉)
I'm unavailable 24 to 27th🎄🎅🍒🍹
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I'll me in
#Toowoomba
for Food & Wine Festival on the weekend. I could be tempted to stay Monday/Tuesday with a pre-book. Who's in 'woombie??
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@APPEALtd
Royalties are payment for the goods (petroleum) owned by the people of Australia, which you have been allowed to sell. It's hardly a charitable donation. So the tax is even less than $5bn, which is only 2% of profits. You're actually proud of paying less talhan 2% tax??? Wtaf?
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I know this is old news, but jeepers, what 5 seconds on a free app can do!
Also, now I know why some peeps have the same too perfect make-up and too perfect smile in all their pics 😄
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Well Singapore I'm here until Friday morning, where are you???
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FYI, I'll be away camping* this weekend and unavailable Friday to Sunday (possibly also Monday), so get in now if you want to see me this week.
*The kind of camping with a bar, tea shop, and hot showers! But still in a tent, so still camping 😁 🏕
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@observantclient
@claraturing
his old college roommate may well think he's pretty cool/clever. i think you may be over-estimating how much other people care, and under-estimating how little many people think of SWs/how much they would victim blame.
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Last chance for 2020! End this silly year on a high note - I'm available Thursday, Saturday, and Monday (maybe Tuesday if you're very nice 😋)
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Not totally sure who or what has taken over my body, but for the 3rd day in a row, it's 5.30 am (as in the MORNING), and I'm going for a swim!
I am not generally a morning person! 😁
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Of course I go to the coast, spend all weekend in the sunshine, and come back with flu 😭 I'm dying 🤧🤒
Send soup please! Preferably phō.
Picture of me hungover for sympathy
Beem:
@SylviaBlayne
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