@EvanMcM In before Chester tells us that the inauguration already happened. While he forgets that the planning of this is months old and that his mother is a notoriously prolific streetwalker.

@AlphonsUnem Usually I'd make some smart ass comment but I'll refrain. I know you wait all year for the halftime show so I can't imagine how disappointing this must be for you.

@MiloAgonistes

Lol. Lmao even.

@DissidentLaw He's one of those fágs? I know he's a tro0n blowing fág but I don't remember seeing his sportsball tweets before he blocked me. He's a useless fággot and it's ridiculous that he has as many followers as he does.

@dr__submarine I hate to blackpill but Europe seems so absolutely hopeless right now. Way too many with white guilt who act like they deserve what's happening to their countries.

@LGDylanMcKay We need a flood to wash away all the tro0n nonsense.

@AnarchoDarling You're right. I will bring this up at my next confession.

@PlatosGooncave I completely forgot about Micro Center. I haven't been there since the late 90s or early 2000s.

@TheRealTypo "Akshually, Ron Paul is a Republican so it doesn't matter!"

@AlphonsUnem @jordsjailacc American blacks are more native Irish than Irish Americans? Congratulations. You found the most retardéd person on Twitter.

@bionic_ooze I'm 41. It's been sad to see how lazy people have gotten when it comes to shoveling snow. There are houses now where no one ever shovels. Never saw that as a kid.

Whoever has created Progressive Insurance commercials over the last 15 years needs to be deported to Haiti. The actors sent to Guantanamo.

@Suicideofthewes Easy way to do that is just copy and paste Vivek's tweets.

@MironchuckNOW @dirtrackderrick @notababylonian @PeterRQuinones @realKingpilled @Trashcan_Jack @NormanDodd_knew @LGDylanMcKay What's your @ on there?

@realKingpilled I had to stop having sex with my wife to watch this to not be gay.

TOTAL SHITLIB DEMORALIZATION