Ismee Ret
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E reach my turn to fall in love una go vote Jagaban. 1-0
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I've DMed strangers on this app after seeing a tweet that seemed off. I've gone out of my way to find solutions to the problems they share sometimes.
You people either need to heal or stop projecting.
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Lack toes and taller ants people no know Wetin God do for them.
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Ret of Jos💅🏿
Quote this tweet with ur tribal name
Let’s flaunt our tribes a lil
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Wooo, our own problems are Fulani o.
Our Problem as a People is not Christians nor Muslims, not Berom nor Fulani but Bad people who hide under tribe & Religion.
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My own is that if that Igbo woman that makes roasted yam and plantain with beans and Pomo at Rwang Pam beside Eco bank leaves this Jos, I will fight everybody!
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Oya Oya, you don catch me😪
I just sighted a lady driving Keke!!! Omoh... Jos ladies dey hustle bros...! 😌 😌 😌
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It's not a religious fight but
Shouts of Allahu Akbar while at it.
Churches being burnt and Christians targeted.
Weapons hidden in mosques.
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I cover my hair very often. And that means I’m asked if I’m a Muslim or assumed to be a Muslim very often. But I learnt it from my mom and my mom learnt it from the Bibile so idk😂
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Never have I ever heard a PO supporter actually refer to him as a “Messiah”. It’s always other people saying PO supporters call PO a Messiah. Weird behavior.
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My parents do usually drop me off at work🤭
Today is Jamb examination, I don't know why parents follow a grown up to the exam centre. will you follow them to the university when they finally gain admission? Which kind of parenting style is that one?
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For the lot of y’all that have only seen me in oversized joggers and oversized shirts.
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@MrMekzy_
😂😂 he had said if PDP won Osun’s governorship elections they should call him bastard.
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Ngas men are to plateau what Yoruba men are to Nigeria. I’m not explaining anything👩🏿🦯👩🏿🦯
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@UgwunnaEjikem
I mean! We were vibing to palazzo without having a lick of an idea what it said but all of a sudden it’s a tribal thing? Insanity.
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Tell me you’re a Jos person without telling me you’re a Jos person😁
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@Girl_isBlessed
As a child of a disciplinarian father, I can confirm this statement is one thousand percent true.
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I am so relaxed and nonchalant about dating and stuff because somewhere in the back of my mind, I assume that when it’s time, God will just do his thing because one single strength I don’t have.
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Born and raised Jos girl but na only 9 I don go. Tir!
Comment how many you’ve been to lemme know who to start following around in this Jos.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
There’s the female version of this😂😂 it’s sweet voice and fake accent that we didn’t know they had😭
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I probably have abs from how much I laughed today. MJay is hands down one of the funniest people I ever met.
I also beat him like 15 times at cards, but that’s not important 🌚
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Six months, 70 videos and 559,051 views later.
Na God actually run this one❤️
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God is within her, she shall not fall. He will help her at the break of day.
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I don’t understand people at all. I didn’t find you, it was you that came to find me. I was on my own o, nobody send you. Later you’ll come and be behaving like old airport roundabout. Are you possessed?! Is there history of madness in your family? What is it???
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Ha ahn!😂 you want serious relationship with a Jos boy?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 parauba! 😂😂😂🥴
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@its_yugee
Lol. Anytime I sing maverick city’s « I wanna be tried by fire, purified » I almost want to whisper « na joke o » under my breath😭😭
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😂😂 mine was not necessarily realizing that they didn’t have sense. It just showed me their “human ness” in closer range. And idk how I feel about that.
One of the cons of social media is allowing you get close to your idols and realizing that them no actually get sense like that.
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The men🌚
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Your problem is you’re looking for an ngas man that doesn’t drink. 🚶🏾♀️🚶🏾♀️
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When he invites you for Netflix and chill and let’s you decide what to watch so you choose the passion of Christ>>>> Kingdom girls up😌💅🏿
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We are not against unity in the North. We are advocating that you acknowledge our diversity.
Honestly, it’s not fight.
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Dr: You’re going to need drip.
Me: Why, what’s wrong with my outfit?
Dr: No, I’m going to have to put you on drip?
Me: 🥺 you... you don’t like what I’m wearing?
Dr: 👀
Me:😶
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My people on tiktok liked this one, so I thought I'd share with you guys too. Muuuah😘
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They’re advising men to know their worth you’re getting angry. You, you want to be with a man that has unhealthy self esteem? Wonderful!
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Owwwkie dokie.
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I would probably die from embarrassment if you people know the kind of things I say when I’m in love sha😂. Very detrimental to the brand😫💀
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With the help of some referrals from friends and families; mostly through word of mouth, we were introduced to a certain A.P. Usman foundation. This foundation offered to provide scholarship to students which covered a part of the tuition, transportation and accommodation.
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I mean, just look! These are fresh flowers o🥺❤️❤️
Please my brother’s girlfriend makes and sells flowers. She plants them herself too. Buy from her🧎🏾♀️ she’s a good person 🤲🏿(not just because she gave me food o🌚)
My brother’s girlfriend brought flowers for my mom today. AND food for us. I come against any Spirit of breakup in this relationship.
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He is not the love of your life! He is just a sweet-talking southern Kaduna man!
Hit him with your car😑
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That’s my ride or die right there. To the moon and nine planets any day!
Dear "First Born" & "Last Born" of the family.. please bless us with your Pic / videos. Quote it pls!!!!. ❤
If you are In between Sorry 🙏.
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Abby brought chocolate cake. Jenta reads gifted us books. Morocco won their game. Abby plugged me to the best grilled ram I’ve had in my life. Today was perfect 😌
@A_Abby_Abi
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Also, anybody that tries to equate the
#MiddleBelt
movement to the blatant Igbo phobia that happened in Lagos is being dishonest. We are not asking anybody who got here legitimately to make a living to leave, we are not burning down any markets, nor will we ever discriminate
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I definitely hoarded this video for a lot longer than necessary 😅 but it's my absolute favourite vlog to this day.
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The way some of you are getting played you’ll soon be available on play store 😭
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Before to put air in your tyre was N20 now it’s N70-100. I suppose that’s inflation💀
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If you're seeing this and you're close to a man, any man, please help me knock him. I just remembered something 😭
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It’s my voice o.
-Animations
-Jingles
-Documentaries
-Online classes and Audio books
I am also bilingual and great with accents.
What are you selling? How much is it?
Sell your market shamelessly
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Finally, sisters... if he is « everything you want in a man » but he is from Southern Kaduna, remember that the blessings of the Lord maketh rich and ADDETH NO SORROW. In other words, he’s not the one.
Remain blessed🙏🏾
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Let’s play a game. We’ll call it “if the shoe fits” for every like I’ll drop a sub. But because some of you know my house and can beat me, we’ll not do it in any particular order.
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At least this one now nobody will be asking me if it’s my real voice. If you want the full video🙂
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You people! Recommend easy Hausa love songs I can learn between today and Saturday. I have who I want to impress😭 they have finally used kaftan to get me.
Kindly treat as urgent🙏🏾
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If I was a serial killer, my name would be ‘The Suspense’ so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and then we would both laugh🤣
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@ellangozi4
@jayythedope
😹😹😹 explaining might take a little more time than I planned to spend on this tweet but here’s the gist. I saw that people sleep with dogs a couple minutes before I came across this tweet. My reply was an attempt at sarcasm. But Twitter NG🤷🏾♀️
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@MrMekzy_
I’ve fallen inside deep freezer because of this thing🤦🏾♀️💔 but still least I didn’t ask for help.
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One day you people will tell us what Igbo people actually did to you sha. One day.
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Acts 2:21
But everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.
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Somehow, I automatically feel safe around a man if he tells me he’s from Jos. Very sweet angels. Super talented too.
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Get you a man from Jos. You might cry small and even get admitted in the hospital once once, but it’ll be worth it in the end😌💅🏿
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Incoming🙌🏿
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Now all the people that followed me because of yesterday’s pictures will be expecting fine girl aesthetics. Chai.
All we do here is say dad jokes and talk shit about Tinubu please.
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First 10k views ✅
First 100 followers ✅
First 3 over 5k view videos ✅
I'm happy so here's a video putting y'all on😅
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Even balloons are expensive now. Talk about an inflation💀💀
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The last date I went to, the man came with a pen and pad and would scribble every few minutes. I found it interesting. The topic went to male besties and when I said I didn’t have one, this man wrote three ticks in one column and it was the funniest thing. I still laugh about it.
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Please sir, we've been behaving ourselves in Jos South o, help us lift our own curfew. Let Jos North people stay at home as they don't want to hear word😭
Today, I convened a State Security Council Meeting to thoroughly assess the security situation in Plateau. Our primary aim is to ensure the safety of lives and property across the state.
I extend my gratitude to the Heads of Security Agencies for their swift and effective
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Kings👑👑
They don’t make them like that anywhere else in the country.
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We brought Christmas to 2000 children in Hukke. I met these amazing people while at it. My GOAT and Argentina won the World Cup. I got small chops from Patience. The day really couldn’t have been better.
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Plateau elections are the funniest honestly. I support Obi because I believe in his candidacy and get applauded, I support Nentawe because I believe in his candidacy and get insulted. By people that voted PDP o! Why una no gather vote Dakum since na by party? Head dey pain una.
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Dear Teenage Ret, we did the darn thing.
They're paying us to write now 🤭✨
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Good evening to Southern Kaduna men and Southern Kaduna men only. The rest of you should go and collect your greeting from Lamingo dam.
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